some people say this glass is half empty
others say it's half full
what I wanna know is who the hell keeps drinking my sangira?!? lol anythin' yet brah?

up to 5 questions! its getting there

yeah? aww hell this is gonna be fun

next question goin up in 30 min

last chance to add a good question >:D

thats better... im up to 5 questions... also please use the title of the question with this format --> "CCOD [enter date here]"

ahh awright, my bad

its all good... its just a new idea i had to keep track of the questions
also questions used for trolling i think would go over well so please go to town! :D

damn gettin lots of questions now! :D

OMG i want to answer these.... thought i already did hahahah again weee

is the cake really a lie? ..Yes
where do rainbows really come from?... nyam Cat
what can you do with 2 fingers?... I cant tell you that... Dont know you well enough yet LOL
whats the most nasty thing you have ever stuck in your mouth? or any other hole? .... Yellow Highlighter.. smells like lemons.. dosnt taste like them though.
whats awsome sauce made of? Thats a family secret. cant tell you.
whats the most perverted thing you have ever done? stuck porn in the kid section of a bookstore.
What is your favorite band? The Scorpions
What is your porn star name? The Countess
What is the worst game you have ever played? THE GAME... damn it i just lost it !

u should go answer the rest of my questions from the past... I LOVE UR ANSWERS!

Thank you, oh god this should be fun *runs off to look for more of your questions* heheh

r u building a list of my old questions?

What is your best pick-up line?
If you could be any race other then your own, what would it be and why?
If there were a zombie apocalypse and you could pick one person to be with you (real or fictional), who would it be and why?
If you could kill any 1 person and get away with it who would it be and why?
If you could do anything u wanted for 24 hours, how would u spend your time?
if you could change your name to anything with no questions asked what would your new name be?
Who didn't flush?
Whats the best thing to yell during sex?
If you could have a swimming pool full of anything, besides water, what would it be?
If you could break one world record, which one would it be?
Whats your hidden talent?
What the worst thing you can say about me?
If Jesus fought Chuck Norris, who would win?
If you could have sex with any fictional character which one would it be?
If you could invent a new drug what would u call it and what would be its effect?
If you could choose what grows on a tree what would it be and why?

OMG MORE QUESTIONS WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

What is your best pick-up line? Oh course they are REAL... they're not MINE.. but they're REAL.
If you could be any race other then your own, what would it be and why? Maybe a dragon-blooded / NON-SPARKLE Vampire?
If there were a zombie apocalypse and you could pick one person to be with you (real or fictional), who would it be and why? RICHARD the warlock! (from LFG.) cuz he is Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and mayor of a little village up the coast. Richard has added Lord of the Dance to his titles as well as Mistress of Magma! and he can command the un-dead =3
If you could kill any 1 person and get away with it who would it be and why? Oh come on now thats just telling! LOL
If you could do anything u wanted for 24 hours, how would u spend your time?.. um shit i dont really know, Group Orgy?, Skydiving Naked?.....naw with my luck i would just spend that time playing warcraft... LMAO
if you could change your name to anything with no questions asked what would your new name be? Jenvix Wyld
Who didn't flush? Flush what?... I SWEAR THERE WAS NO DRUGS IN MY BATHROOM... *sniffles* you wont find anything!
Whats the best thing to yell during sex? My NAME! Scream it for me.. as i run my nails down your backside.
If you could have a swimming pool full of anything, besides water, what would it be?.. JELLO! .. oh god are we starting to think dirty thoughts? tee-hee
If you could break one world record, which one would it be?... you got me on that one.
Whats your hidden talent? Come on you know i cant tell you.. i have to SHOW YOU hehehe
What the worst thing you can say about me? your a fox ... enough said =P
If Jesus fought Chuck Norris, who would win? Jesus would of course, i mean chuck is awesome and all and can take some hits, but when was the last time you seen him beaten, nailed to a plank of wood, die and re-turn again huh.. thats style =)
If you could have sex with any fictional character which one would it be? Riddick: Pitch Black, cuz Vin Diesel is sexy as hell!
If you could invent a new drug what would u call it and what would be its effect?Prozium? j/k (but if you can tell me where thats from i will give you a cookie) =)
If you could choose what grows on a tree what would it be and why? Rainbows! and cupcakes! (cuz the trees look so cute in Farm-Ville) lmao

lol lovin the answers! keep it up

here is a bonus question! What is satans last name?

What is satans last name?
... pifff thats easy ... her last name is Clinton =3
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-.....she+debbil.jpg

ok ok ok before i get shit for that lets make it fair ...
Its really Obama...
http://radioactiveliberty.com/tag/obama-humor/
no no no that was just a trick ...every one knows he is the anti-Christ =P
ok before you guys start throw'n rocks at me.. in all seriousness its really Oprah Winfrey.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_p_2eraVEA.....awnOfSatan.jpg

is the cake really a lie? Yes it is and there's no denying it :P
where do rainbows really come from? they are shot from a very far away land... in an effort from those people to turn everyone gay with their rainbow powers D:
what can you do with 2 fingers? what CAN'T I do with 2 fingers~
whats the most nasty thing you have ever stuck in your mouth? or any other hole? Pee... don't ask, you don't wanna know
whats awsome sauce made of? everybody knows it's made of win :D
whats the most perverted thing you have ever done? Sorry, but talking about that would get me banned from FA forever >:3
What is your favorite band? Metallica
What is your porn star name? Sir Cum-A-Lot
What is the worst game you have ever played? http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l.....38jmo1_400.jpg

is the cake really a lie? *finishes chewing and swallows* What a lie now?
where do rainbows really come from? The orbital friendship cannon from MLP
what can you do with 2 fingers? I think this is a bit broad. . . sexual or non-sexual?
whats the most nasty thing you have ever stuck in your mouth? or any other hole? Broccoli DX
whats awsome sauce made of? Mainly mayo and a ton of seasonings we found in our friend's spice cabinet
whats the most perverted thing you have ever done? 7 man orgy
What is your favorite band? Ooooh, that is a hard one. I'll get back to ya
What is your porn star name? Charlie Fucks Laid lol
What is the worst game you have ever played? Aye Dark Overlord. . . its a fucking headache in card form >_<