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14 years ago
Want to help me pay for my backed-up cell phone bill?
Want to help me buy something nice?
It's easy! Just commission me to write something for you! Yeah, I'm opening writing commissions up again, I need to flex my writing muscle again and I'm not making enough at my job to catch up entirely on my phone bill(I had a huge proration on my first bill that I've been unable to pay off just yet).
Furthermore, I've set my eyes on a few frivolous little toys I want to buy myself that.. Well, they're frivolous, so they're lowest priority!
I generally charge $2 a page for writing, and I'll (usually) write anything you want! Just note me with what you'd want, including details, pages desired, references of all characters involved and a short summary of the scene you'd want to see. Yes, I will write porn.
Things I won't write about include:
Scat/Urination/Vomit porn: Not my cup of tea, sorry, it just weirds me out.
Underaged porn: Not cool, bro.
Rule 34: I don't feel right writing about copyrighted characters, I usually mess their personality up.
Transformation into Hermaphroditic characters: See Scat.
Unbirthing/Cock/Anal Vore: See Scat.
Transformation into penises, vaginas, anuses, etc: See Scat.
I don't expect my watchers to pick any of these, but I'm just covering my bases, y'know?
Edit: And the first person to answer this trivia question will get a free single page(that I'll use as an example):What is the last name of the primary protagonist of Skies of Arcadia? Too easy to Wiki.
How about this? What song from what game do I usually use as my 'I am talking and need background music' music?
Want to help me buy something nice?
It's easy! Just commission me to write something for you! Yeah, I'm opening writing commissions up again, I need to flex my writing muscle again and I'm not making enough at my job to catch up entirely on my phone bill(I had a huge proration on my first bill that I've been unable to pay off just yet).
Furthermore, I've set my eyes on a few frivolous little toys I want to buy myself that.. Well, they're frivolous, so they're lowest priority!
I generally charge $2 a page for writing, and I'll (usually) write anything you want! Just note me with what you'd want, including details, pages desired, references of all characters involved and a short summary of the scene you'd want to see. Yes, I will write porn.
Things I won't write about include:
Scat/Urination/Vomit porn: Not my cup of tea, sorry, it just weirds me out.
Underaged porn: Not cool, bro.
Rule 34: I don't feel right writing about copyrighted characters, I usually mess their personality up.
Transformation into Hermaphroditic characters: See Scat.
Unbirthing/Cock/Anal Vore: See Scat.
Transformation into penises, vaginas, anuses, etc: See Scat.
I don't expect my watchers to pick any of these, but I'm just covering my bases, y'know?
Edit: And the first person to answer this trivia question will get a free single page(that I'll use as an example):
How about this? What song from what game do I usually use as my 'I am talking and need background music' music?
RabbaRab
~dorenrab
Tweeted about it; hope you can get some takers, Garr.
danruk
~danruk
I also hope you get some takers. It's tough to "sell" a writing commission. and its not necessarily the fault of the skill of the writers in this fandom,it's just the tendency is so many enjoy the visual product of a pinup sketch over a well crafted text story with their character in it to read. even with that said, I hope you'll get a nibble from someone on your offer.
HotActionYiffFur
~hotactionyifffur
Write my upcoming grad thesis on research methods in psychological studies of mass communication; 50+ pages with relevant and unique collective data of statistically satisfying sample pools.
Gar-Yulong
~gar-yulong
OP
Research papers incur an extra $5 per page for full editing, bibliography and sample pools.
HotActionYiffFur
~hotactionyifffur
No deal
