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14 years ago
No not me.
Had to take my mother to the hospital this morning.
She was expelling horrible things from either end of her all night and all morning. Finally I got a hold of her doctor while she was moaning in pain in the background and she was like 'LOL take her to the hospital'.
It took forever to get to the hospital because she was in so much pain she moaned through the entirety of getting ready and her oversensitive ass wailed at every bump and crack in the road I went over until we got there. So I was going like 10 miles an hour.
In the waiting room they got her into a wheelchair while she cradled her puke bowl. She was moaning like a dying cow and then started to make these suffering giraffe noises before roaring a technicolor yawn all into the bowl.
Parents shielded their children and then ushered them out immediately like 'don't look her in the eyes Timmy'. It was really hard not to laugh as an observer of this. But worry over my bright yellow vomiting mother helped push the chuckles down.
She is in so much abdominal pain that she couldn't even answer any questions, so it was really like a 'MOM QUIZ' moment where they were -I- had to pipe up with her facts like birthday and what she's allergic to, how much she smokes, when she started medication etc etc.
It took forever but they finally got some pain meds in her, changing her from yowling beast to a relieved and thankful maiden, who promptly fell asleep into a barrage of unflattering snores.
I was there dealing with all this with her for nearly five hours. I'm actually posting this journal on a quick run to the house to grab her some things because they want to keep her overnight.
I am so tired.
Had to take my mother to the hospital this morning.
She was expelling horrible things from either end of her all night and all morning. Finally I got a hold of her doctor while she was moaning in pain in the background and she was like 'LOL take her to the hospital'.
It took forever to get to the hospital because she was in so much pain she moaned through the entirety of getting ready and her oversensitive ass wailed at every bump and crack in the road I went over until we got there. So I was going like 10 miles an hour.
In the waiting room they got her into a wheelchair while she cradled her puke bowl. She was moaning like a dying cow and then started to make these suffering giraffe noises before roaring a technicolor yawn all into the bowl.
Parents shielded their children and then ushered them out immediately like 'don't look her in the eyes Timmy'. It was really hard not to laugh as an observer of this. But worry over my bright yellow vomiting mother helped push the chuckles down.
She is in so much abdominal pain that she couldn't even answer any questions, so it was really like a 'MOM QUIZ' moment where they were -I- had to pipe up with her facts like birthday and what she's allergic to, how much she smokes, when she started medication etc etc.
It took forever but they finally got some pain meds in her, changing her from yowling beast to a relieved and thankful maiden, who promptly fell asleep into a barrage of unflattering snores.
I was there dealing with all this with her for nearly five hours. I'm actually posting this journal on a quick run to the house to grab her some things because they want to keep her overnight.
I am so tired.
My uneducated guess: either that or a really nasty virus. I hope she pulls through okay!
*hugs*
I'm sorry for your mother, but that sentence made me LOL! Your fault, not mine!
I hope your mom's gonna be okay soon.
I hope your mom doesn't have to suffer much longer :<
If you need me you can send me a message call me or my dad!