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I'm...too sexy for my meme...too sexy for my meme...
18 years ago
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Color by MMM! https://picarto.tv/MajorMattMason
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide!
https://marmelmm.sofurry.com/
https://twitter.com/marmelmm
http://marmelmm.deviantart.com/
https://www.facebook.com/marmelmm
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
In a New York minute. Question is, would THEY be interested? ;^_^
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, please.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top side, usually. 'Course, the floor CAN be comfy.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes, please. (urp)
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Well, not after sex, no.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I have done so for charity ("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fatties" at the Confurence Cabaret)
7. Shower or bath?
I love baths, but generally only have time for showers.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Sure! Sometimes, even with the water running!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Y'know, chorizo chow mein would probably be pretty durned good.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Yes, please.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Oh, yass.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all of them, no.
13. Love or money?
I love money.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Debit card.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
On occasion, yes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
My idea of roughing it is a hotel with an unheated swimming pool.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I'd LIKE to say "The top of Mount Everest". But I can't.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
That...would be quite an undertaking, given my general resemblance to Sasquatch.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not only have I been to a strip club, I've had my picture taken with porn star Hyapatia Lee sitting on my lap! Hopefully, the pic is still somewhere in my stuff.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Certainly.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
I'm always a gentleman.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nah, I generally manage to stumble to bed.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Well, I gave my daddy a smooch when I was a little kid. No tongue, though.
24. Favorite drink?
Nowadays, iced green tea. Favorite tipple: G&T with lime. Favorite soda: IBC Root Beer.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
"The problem, Doctor, is now we can't go back to the supermarket!"
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Do I look like a US Senator to you?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Do I look like the President of the United States to you?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yessirree!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not only did I buy an inflatable pig sex toy, I actually filled it with helium, tied balloons and a R/C blimp canopy to it and flew it around Confurence. So, yes, pigs CAN fly.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Not WITH anybody, no.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Dear Lord, I hope not. Wouldn't want to give them retinal damage.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Well...what are YOU doing this weekend?
In a New York minute. Question is, would THEY be interested? ;^_^
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, please.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The top side, usually. 'Course, the floor CAN be comfy.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes, please. (urp)
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Well, not after sex, no.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I have done so for charity ("Dance of the Sugar Plum Fatties" at the Confurence Cabaret)
7. Shower or bath?
I love baths, but generally only have time for showers.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Sure! Sometimes, even with the water running!
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Y'know, chorizo chow mein would probably be pretty durned good.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Yes, please.
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Oh, yass.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not all of them, no.
13. Love or money?
I love money.
14. Credit cards or cash?
Debit card.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
On occasion, yes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
My idea of roughing it is a hotel with an unheated swimming pool.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
I'd LIKE to say "The top of Mount Everest". But I can't.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
That...would be quite an undertaking, given my general resemblance to Sasquatch.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not only have I been to a strip club, I've had my picture taken with porn star Hyapatia Lee sitting on my lap! Hopefully, the pic is still somewhere in my stuff.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Certainly.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
I'm always a gentleman.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nah, I generally manage to stumble to bed.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Well, I gave my daddy a smooch when I was a little kid. No tongue, though.
24. Favorite drink?
Nowadays, iced green tea. Favorite tipple: G&T with lime. Favorite soda: IBC Root Beer.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
"The problem, Doctor, is now we can't go back to the supermarket!"
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Do I look like a US Senator to you?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Do I look like the President of the United States to you?
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yessirree!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Not only did I buy an inflatable pig sex toy, I actually filled it with helium, tied balloons and a R/C blimp canopy to it and flew it around Confurence. So, yes, pigs CAN fly.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Not WITH anybody, no.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Dear Lord, I hope not. Wouldn't want to give them retinal damage.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Well...what are YOU doing this weekend?
