Blind Date Commissions Open $10
14 years ago
Yep, Hell has frozen over. I've decided to open up for commission work. If there's anything you'd like me to draw for you send me a note and we'll work something out.
In the meantime, I'm making a special offer, something I don't think I've seen anyone else try before, so we'll see how it goes. I've got a bunch of single Furry's listed below that are looking for a little companionship. I've not drawn any of them yet, so you'll have to choose one sight unseen. Browse their dating profiles below and pick one that strikes your fancy.
If you'd like a Blind Date piece send me a note with which of these singles you've chosen, a reference of which character of yours you'd like to see with them, and a description of the date you'd like to send them on. It can be anything from G to XXX. You're paying for the date, afterall. ;)
Since this is commission work I'll be a bit looser with what I will and won't draw, but I still will NOT draw cub porn, rape, abuse, or anything I consider well beyond reasonable limits.
Now, feel free to browse the furry singles. :D
Name: Tarrell
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Breed: African Elephant
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Stock Person
"Right, I'm just after a honey that'll treat me the way my lady ought to, y'know what I'm sayin'? For real, though."
Name: P.B. McAllen
Sex: Male
Age: 34
Breed: Polar Bear
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Oil Company Executive
"I'm looking for a woman that's going to love me for who I am, not just the money I have. Someone that can help me leave the business world out the door when I come home."
Name: Becky
Sex: Female
Age: 19
Breed: Hummingbird
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Student
"OMG! Where to start?! I guess what I want is a guy that can keep up with me! I'm always on the go, and I'm not interested in a stay at home type. Must be A-OK with PDA, LOL! When I like a guy I'm with I like to show it, any time and any place."
Name: Kirk
Sex: Male
Age: 37
Breed: Alligator
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Fisherman
"Hello dere! Ah'm lookin' for me a sweet young chere t'come down an' spen' some time on de bayou wit' dis ol' gator!"
Name: Victoria
Sex: Female
Age: 22
Breed: Bat
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Exotic Dancer
"Well, hello. I'd say I'm a normal, laid back kind of girl. I just have a little bit of a wild streak. I want a lover who isn't going to be intimidated or insecure about my job, or think that that's ALL there is to me."
Name: Pria
Sex: Female
Age: 17
Breed: Asian Elephant
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Salesperson
"I just want a REAL man. I'm tired of wasting my time, messing with these fake-ass gangstas and wannabe ballers. Just be real with me and see how good things work out."
Name: Bruce
Sex: Male
Age: 52
Breed: Shark
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Bussinessman
"Any woman on my arm has to be the kind that isn't going to ask too many questions about what I do. My bussiness is my bussiness, and when I come home I don't want to talk about my job."
Name: Allison
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Breed: Octapuss
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Daycare Worker
"I spend all day with kids, so I want to spend my nights with a grown up. I don't just mean the dirty stuff either. I want a man I can have a real conversation with for hours AND steam up the bedroom."
Name: Sanjay
Sex: Male
Age: 34
Breed: Peacock
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: General Practitioner
"I want a good girl. A woman who doesn't want to just get into bed with someone, but really make a genuine connection."
Name: Lawrence
Sex: Male
Age: 36
Breed: Gorilla
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Criminal Prosecutor
"What I'm looking for is a cultured lady. A woman of taste that I can enjoy the finer things in life with. I spend my days dealing with the scum of society. My woman should be the creme de la creme."
Name: Audrey
Sex: Female
Age: 20
Breed: Rat
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Barmaid
"What am I looking for? I'll tell you. I want someone that knows how to ride, drink, and FUCK! And they better be able to do all three WELL."
Name: Monica
Sex: Female
Age: 30
Breed: Black Bear
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Elderly Care Nurse
"Oh God, I know it's going to scare a lot of you guys off, but I'm looking for THE ONE. Someone I can spend the rest of my life with. I'm ready to have a family, to be a wife and mother, but I just haven't found that special man yet."
Name: Stephany
Sex: Female
Age: 21
Breed: Pig
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Waitress
"I'm not looking for anything in particular right now. Just someone to be with and have fun. If it turns into something serious later on, great. If not, it's no big deal."
Name: Farrah
Sex: Female
Age: 27
Breed: Orangutan
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Executive Assistant
"This might sound a little selfish, but I want a man that's going to pamper me. Take care of me and treat me like the queen of the castle when I come home."
Name: Nathan
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Breed: Rabbit
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Electronics Salesman
"Hey, I'm not after anything serious or long term, ok. I'm young, healthy, and single and I just want to meet people I can enjoy my freedom with while I can."
Name: Tonka
Sex: Male
Age: 38
Breed: Buffalo
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Chef
"Ever since my wife passed it's been hard for me to meet anyone new. My daughter talked me into trying this, but I don't know. I guess I don't have any expectations, really. Just see what happens."
Name: Caleb
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Breed: Gray Squirrel
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Busboy
"Well, I don't have the dream job or fancy car, but I'm a nice guy who can treat a lady right. I'm hoping to find a girl on here that's looking for that in a man."
Name: Gordon
Sex: Male
Age: 50
Breed: Koala
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Taxi Driver
"G'day. I'm looking for a nice, mature woman, not some wild and out party girl. I want a woman that's happy to go out once in a while, but is just as happy to stay at home and have a quiet evening, just so long as we're together."
Name: Shay
Sex: Female
Age: 18
Breed: Lynx
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Cigar Shop Salesperson
"I like sophisticated men, but I also love a bad boy. If there are any gentleman bad boys on here then hit me up. I'll be purring like a kitten in no time."
Name: Justin
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Breed: German Shepherd
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Police Officer
"It takes a strong woman to date a cop. I'm hoping to find that special type of woman here."
Name: Darla
Sex: Female
Age: 24
Breed: Raccoon
Orientation: Gay
Occupation: Dental Hygienist
"I'm one of those women that doesn't need much sleep, so don't ask me out if you can't hang. I'll work an eight hour day and still close down the clubs."
Name: Patricia
Sex: Female
Age: 30
Breed: Cow
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Corporate Accountant
"I'm not most people's preconceptions of a typical bovine. I was born and raised in Wisconcin, living in California, and I've never been anywhere near 'down south.' I'm very much a city girl. I'm a Cheesehead for life, though, so any guy I'm with better root for the green and yellow!"
Name: Rachel
Sex: Female
Age: 23
Breed: Mouse
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Coffee Shop Waitress
"I want a guy who's smart, funny, and intellectual. I'll be honest, I want a NERD! I've dated lots of different kinds of guys, but I can honestly say that nerds are the ones I have the most fun with."
Name: Dante
Sex: Male
Age: 21
Breed: Chimpanzee
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Basketball Coach
"You gotta be at least 21 to hang with me, ladies. I ain't about tryin' to get with no students that can't even drink. Gotta be fit too."
Name: Derrick
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Breed: Giraffe
Orientation: Gay
Occupation: Book Store Clerk
"God, I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm just...I want a quiet, stay at home kind of guy. Someone I can curl up with in front of the fire and just talk with all night long without running out of things to say."
Name: Quinn
Sex: Male
Age: 31
Breed: Black Salammander
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Bartender
"I've gotten with a lot of females in my line of work, but that's getting old. I want a real, steady woman in my life."
Name: Dustin
Sex: Male
Age: 22
Breed: Anole
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Limo Driver
"It's hard to sum up what I'm looking for in just a line or two. I like different qualities in males than in females. Either way, I like fun, funny, almost nerdy types."
Name: Casey
Sex: Female
Age: 29
Breed: Frilled Lizard
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Hair Dresser
"I'll give you the heads up right now: the WORST thing a guy can do on a date with me is ask how I can be a hair stylist when I don't have any hair myself. I find that speciest and offensive. Besides, I don't have a cock either, but I sure know how to work one of those."
Name: Jacob
Sex: Male
Age: 24
Breed: Dalmatian
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: EMT
"I'm just a nice, hard working guy looking for a nice girl. I'm not dull by any means. I've got a 'freaky' side, but only a special woman ever gets to see that side of me."
Name: Ashley
Sex: Female
Age: 21
Breed: Ferret
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Waitress
"I'm very possessive and territorial when it comes to my man. I'll hug and kiss all on him in public, and if I see another female even looking at him funny she'll have a fight coming her way. If you can't handle that, you can't handle me."
Name: Elise
Sex: Female
Age: 23
Breed: Poodle
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Designer
"I have to say right up front that I'm a little freaky. I'm into light bondage, and I like it rough. If you're not down with that or don't know what you're doing then don't even approach me."
Name: Ben
Sex: Male
Age: 36
Breed: Beaver
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Architect
"I'm looking for a woman who's independent and able to stand on her own even when with me. I want a partner in my life, not someone expecting me to just take care of them."
Name: Ted
Sex: Male
Age: 43
Breed: Grizzly Bear
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Logger
"Look, I'll be honest with you. I make a damn good living, but I work my ass off to do it. I love to provide for my women, but I expect her to take care of me in return."
Name: Shane
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Breed: Arctic Fox
Orientation: Gay
Occupation: Student
"Hi! I'm working real hard on building a career for myself that I can have a comfortable life with. Will you be the one I share it with? Hit me up and let's see where things go."
Name: Jared
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Breed: Blue Jay
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Lawyer
"I'm looking for a girl who is upbeat and perky. Always looking on the bright side of things. Life is far too short to spend it moping around, worried about things that don't really matter."
Name: Brent
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Breed: Bee
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Tech Support Agent
"Hello. I'm still looking for that one special woman that I can give myself to. That one and only girl that I'm to be with for that one special time. Are you her?"
Name: Daniel
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Breed: Zebra
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: DJ
"What's up, ladies? This is DJ Danny-Z, looking to hook up with some FINE females for the non-stop party of a lifetime!"
Name: Tashawna
Sex: Female
Age: 19
Breed: Buffalo
Orientation: Gay
Occupation: Student
"I told my dad I'd sign up for this if he did. His name's Tonka, go look him up, ladies. As for me, well, I'm not really looking for a relationship right now, but who knows. A date or two might change my mind. I'm open for just about anyone, so take a chance and give me a shout."
Name: Dawn
Sex: Female
Age: 18
Breed: Deer
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Cosmetics Sales Associate
"Hello guys and girls. Just to let you all know, I'm not here just looking to get laid, so if you're hoping for a quick and easy one night stand you need to find yourself another girl. If you're looking to spend a lovely evening getting to know me and seeing where things go from there, then by all means, hit me up."
In the meantime, I'm making a special offer, something I don't think I've seen anyone else try before, so we'll see how it goes. I've got a bunch of single Furry's listed below that are looking for a little companionship. I've not drawn any of them yet, so you'll have to choose one sight unseen. Browse their dating profiles below and pick one that strikes your fancy.
If you'd like a Blind Date piece send me a note with which of these singles you've chosen, a reference of which character of yours you'd like to see with them, and a description of the date you'd like to send them on. It can be anything from G to XXX. You're paying for the date, afterall. ;)
Since this is commission work I'll be a bit looser with what I will and won't draw, but I still will NOT draw cub porn, rape, abuse, or anything I consider well beyond reasonable limits.
Now, feel free to browse the furry singles. :D
Name: Tarrell
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Breed: African Elephant
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Stock Person
"Right, I'm just after a honey that'll treat me the way my lady ought to, y'know what I'm sayin'? For real, though."
Name: P.B. McAllen
Sex: Male
Age: 34
Breed: Polar Bear
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Oil Company Executive
"I'm looking for a woman that's going to love me for who I am, not just the money I have. Someone that can help me leave the business world out the door when I come home."
Name: Becky
Sex: Female
Age: 19
Breed: Hummingbird
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Student
"OMG! Where to start?! I guess what I want is a guy that can keep up with me! I'm always on the go, and I'm not interested in a stay at home type. Must be A-OK with PDA, LOL! When I like a guy I'm with I like to show it, any time and any place."
Name: Kirk
Sex: Male
Age: 37
Breed: Alligator
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Fisherman
"Hello dere! Ah'm lookin' for me a sweet young chere t'come down an' spen' some time on de bayou wit' dis ol' gator!"
Name: Victoria
Sex: Female
Age: 22
Breed: Bat
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Exotic Dancer
"Well, hello. I'd say I'm a normal, laid back kind of girl. I just have a little bit of a wild streak. I want a lover who isn't going to be intimidated or insecure about my job, or think that that's ALL there is to me."
Name: Pria
Sex: Female
Age: 17
Breed: Asian Elephant
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Salesperson
"I just want a REAL man. I'm tired of wasting my time, messing with these fake-ass gangstas and wannabe ballers. Just be real with me and see how good things work out."
Name: Bruce
Sex: Male
Age: 52
Breed: Shark
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Bussinessman
"Any woman on my arm has to be the kind that isn't going to ask too many questions about what I do. My bussiness is my bussiness, and when I come home I don't want to talk about my job."
Name: Allison
Sex: Female
Age: 26
Breed: Octapuss
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Daycare Worker
"I spend all day with kids, so I want to spend my nights with a grown up. I don't just mean the dirty stuff either. I want a man I can have a real conversation with for hours AND steam up the bedroom."
Name: Sanjay
Sex: Male
Age: 34
Breed: Peacock
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: General Practitioner
"I want a good girl. A woman who doesn't want to just get into bed with someone, but really make a genuine connection."
Name: Lawrence
Sex: Male
Age: 36
Breed: Gorilla
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Criminal Prosecutor
"What I'm looking for is a cultured lady. A woman of taste that I can enjoy the finer things in life with. I spend my days dealing with the scum of society. My woman should be the creme de la creme."
Name: Audrey
Sex: Female
Age: 20
Breed: Rat
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Barmaid
"What am I looking for? I'll tell you. I want someone that knows how to ride, drink, and FUCK! And they better be able to do all three WELL."
Name: Monica
Sex: Female
Age: 30
Breed: Black Bear
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Elderly Care Nurse
"Oh God, I know it's going to scare a lot of you guys off, but I'm looking for THE ONE. Someone I can spend the rest of my life with. I'm ready to have a family, to be a wife and mother, but I just haven't found that special man yet."
Name: Stephany
Sex: Female
Age: 21
Breed: Pig
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Waitress
"I'm not looking for anything in particular right now. Just someone to be with and have fun. If it turns into something serious later on, great. If not, it's no big deal."
Name: Farrah
Sex: Female
Age: 27
Breed: Orangutan
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Executive Assistant
"This might sound a little selfish, but I want a man that's going to pamper me. Take care of me and treat me like the queen of the castle when I come home."
Name: Nathan
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Breed: Rabbit
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Electronics Salesman
"Hey, I'm not after anything serious or long term, ok. I'm young, healthy, and single and I just want to meet people I can enjoy my freedom with while I can."
Name: Tonka
Sex: Male
Age: 38
Breed: Buffalo
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Chef
"Ever since my wife passed it's been hard for me to meet anyone new. My daughter talked me into trying this, but I don't know. I guess I don't have any expectations, really. Just see what happens."
Name: Caleb
Sex: Male
Age: 18
Breed: Gray Squirrel
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Busboy
"Well, I don't have the dream job or fancy car, but I'm a nice guy who can treat a lady right. I'm hoping to find a girl on here that's looking for that in a man."
Name: Gordon
Sex: Male
Age: 50
Breed: Koala
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Taxi Driver
"G'day. I'm looking for a nice, mature woman, not some wild and out party girl. I want a woman that's happy to go out once in a while, but is just as happy to stay at home and have a quiet evening, just so long as we're together."
Name: Shay
Sex: Female
Age: 18
Breed: Lynx
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Cigar Shop Salesperson
"I like sophisticated men, but I also love a bad boy. If there are any gentleman bad boys on here then hit me up. I'll be purring like a kitten in no time."
Name: Justin
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Breed: German Shepherd
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Police Officer
"It takes a strong woman to date a cop. I'm hoping to find that special type of woman here."
Name: Darla
Sex: Female
Age: 24
Breed: Raccoon
Orientation: Gay
Occupation: Dental Hygienist
"I'm one of those women that doesn't need much sleep, so don't ask me out if you can't hang. I'll work an eight hour day and still close down the clubs."
Name: Patricia
Sex: Female
Age: 30
Breed: Cow
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Corporate Accountant
"I'm not most people's preconceptions of a typical bovine. I was born and raised in Wisconcin, living in California, and I've never been anywhere near 'down south.' I'm very much a city girl. I'm a Cheesehead for life, though, so any guy I'm with better root for the green and yellow!"
Name: Rachel
Sex: Female
Age: 23
Breed: Mouse
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Coffee Shop Waitress
"I want a guy who's smart, funny, and intellectual. I'll be honest, I want a NERD! I've dated lots of different kinds of guys, but I can honestly say that nerds are the ones I have the most fun with."
Name: Dante
Sex: Male
Age: 21
Breed: Chimpanzee
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Basketball Coach
"You gotta be at least 21 to hang with me, ladies. I ain't about tryin' to get with no students that can't even drink. Gotta be fit too."
Name: Derrick
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Breed: Giraffe
Orientation: Gay
Occupation: Book Store Clerk
"God, I can't believe I'm doing this. I'm just...I want a quiet, stay at home kind of guy. Someone I can curl up with in front of the fire and just talk with all night long without running out of things to say."
Name: Quinn
Sex: Male
Age: 31
Breed: Black Salammander
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Bartender
"I've gotten with a lot of females in my line of work, but that's getting old. I want a real, steady woman in my life."
Name: Dustin
Sex: Male
Age: 22
Breed: Anole
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Limo Driver
"It's hard to sum up what I'm looking for in just a line or two. I like different qualities in males than in females. Either way, I like fun, funny, almost nerdy types."
Name: Casey
Sex: Female
Age: 29
Breed: Frilled Lizard
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Hair Dresser
"I'll give you the heads up right now: the WORST thing a guy can do on a date with me is ask how I can be a hair stylist when I don't have any hair myself. I find that speciest and offensive. Besides, I don't have a cock either, but I sure know how to work one of those."
Name: Jacob
Sex: Male
Age: 24
Breed: Dalmatian
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: EMT
"I'm just a nice, hard working guy looking for a nice girl. I'm not dull by any means. I've got a 'freaky' side, but only a special woman ever gets to see that side of me."
Name: Ashley
Sex: Female
Age: 21
Breed: Ferret
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Waitress
"I'm very possessive and territorial when it comes to my man. I'll hug and kiss all on him in public, and if I see another female even looking at him funny she'll have a fight coming her way. If you can't handle that, you can't handle me."
Name: Elise
Sex: Female
Age: 23
Breed: Poodle
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Designer
"I have to say right up front that I'm a little freaky. I'm into light bondage, and I like it rough. If you're not down with that or don't know what you're doing then don't even approach me."
Name: Ben
Sex: Male
Age: 36
Breed: Beaver
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Architect
"I'm looking for a woman who's independent and able to stand on her own even when with me. I want a partner in my life, not someone expecting me to just take care of them."
Name: Ted
Sex: Male
Age: 43
Breed: Grizzly Bear
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Logger
"Look, I'll be honest with you. I make a damn good living, but I work my ass off to do it. I love to provide for my women, but I expect her to take care of me in return."
Name: Shane
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Breed: Arctic Fox
Orientation: Gay
Occupation: Student
"Hi! I'm working real hard on building a career for myself that I can have a comfortable life with. Will you be the one I share it with? Hit me up and let's see where things go."
Name: Jared
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Breed: Blue Jay
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Lawyer
"I'm looking for a girl who is upbeat and perky. Always looking on the bright side of things. Life is far too short to spend it moping around, worried about things that don't really matter."
Name: Brent
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Breed: Bee
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: Tech Support Agent
"Hello. I'm still looking for that one special woman that I can give myself to. That one and only girl that I'm to be with for that one special time. Are you her?"
Name: Daniel
Sex: Male
Age: 27
Breed: Zebra
Orientation: Straight
Occupation: DJ
"What's up, ladies? This is DJ Danny-Z, looking to hook up with some FINE females for the non-stop party of a lifetime!"
Name: Tashawna
Sex: Female
Age: 19
Breed: Buffalo
Orientation: Gay
Occupation: Student
"I told my dad I'd sign up for this if he did. His name's Tonka, go look him up, ladies. As for me, well, I'm not really looking for a relationship right now, but who knows. A date or two might change my mind. I'm open for just about anyone, so take a chance and give me a shout."
Name: Dawn
Sex: Female
Age: 18
Breed: Deer
Orientation: Bi-Sexual
Occupation: Cosmetics Sales Associate
"Hello guys and girls. Just to let you all know, I'm not here just looking to get laid, so if you're hoping for a quick and easy one night stand you need to find yourself another girl. If you're looking to spend a lovely evening getting to know me and seeing where things go from there, then by all means, hit me up."