Accuracy - and common sense - count (PORN INSIDE!!! 8D)
14 years ago
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She enjoys portraying herself as a half-aware and dimwitted beast, drunken in the stupor of her own bodily composure.
...but I've already said that before... http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2663159/
THIS IS A PURPOSEFUL REPOST
For everyone who likes seeing canines work their long, flappy tongues in videos... (NO admins, it has nothing to do with ALL THE RAMPANT BEASTIALITY that inspires everyone to draw dog penis anatomy on dragons...............which is a suspicion that I'm not at all willing to rule out. !!!!!!).
King Henry's Tongue
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0dAPn-vZOw )
Dog Doctor
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GlvleLf8Xw )
The Orgasmic Tongue show
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXlQJMmjjyI )
Repeat links:
http://www.youtuberepeater.com/watc.....;s=12&e=24
http://www.youtuberepeater.com/watc.....;s=26&e=63
The Rufus Breathing - Bullmastiff
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKTGPM-a8U )
Panting Micah
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_cNTwrfadg )
Energetic Bullmastiff
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdiomoRZp0 )
Repeat link:
http://www.youtuberepeater.com/watc.....p;s=7&e=12
ARISTOCRAT BULLMASTIFFS BEGGING FOR CHICKEN :)
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bfy7-mFiqk )
Oct 19 2008 - VID00001
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63mnZVXDfkI )
Hot Dog!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgzqZGsBdJo )
Panting dog (mash)
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Dp9Sh5tjM )
panting pup
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruzc2GCOelQ )
Dog Panting
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQllMiAjpn0 )
Dog Panting (2)
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Rhd7t2Yug )
Are You Thirsty??
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu0ndnlZXEg )
Turbo the slobber queen
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTtvY8SeANs )
Ivan panting
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EZZ2-dPH5U )
Dogs simultaneously panting ..
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdwdW0g1-_o )
my dog's long tongue
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUbFxznt0B0 )
golden retrievers panting
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8n_g8kYkKE )
Lucy the Land Shark - My Staffordshire Terrier panting after her day at the dog park!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxwtxzhrEQs )
Dog Is Tired
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mA3GqB_Wqc )
Most exciting hunt ever!/Afterward
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFVqMO36P7Q )
DOG PANTING TO FAST DRUM N BASS @ 197 BPM
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bmwcisXvvs )
Dog breath
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajEi1gYXaYY )
dog mouthcam 1
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmRCmze5_Lg )
Dog mouthcam 7
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOu9vPRKwow )
lol
Snowball KISSES!!!!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZmAsW5L1Gc )
Bullmastiff body comforter
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8ARtOe2gYg )
Bullmastiff scared of fireworks turns into lapdog.
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQbf1VmKJb8 )
THE TALKING PART (press Start to skip XD):
One time, someone on Formspring asked me about where I find all my "awesome mawshots."
I gave them a "LONG" answer.
Short version of that answer?
I LOOK FOR THEM.
http://bible.cc/matthew/7-7.htm
People...of the internet...
You
Have
The
Internet
And
Technology
At
The
Tips
Of
Your
Fingers
That
Reside
On
Your
Hands.
*brief pause*
You
Can
Find
Anything
And
EVERYTHING
You've
Ever
Wanted
On
It
...because every-damn-body is "coming out of the darkness of their closets" like a horde of zerglings and Hydralisks from fuggin' StarCraft.
Take some time out to stop posting up goofy pictures of your cats all over the damn place and silly "captcha" pictures to make that a reality. -_-
guzzlemuzzle9460 used a Phoenix Down on Originality!
It was super ineffective...
._.
...clearly a revive would've worked better. :U
On another note, if THAT's sad, it's not as bad as someone I know who complains of boredom, then "can't be bothered" downloading game ROMs, heaven forbid finding an emulator or anything else. =|
Could you explain?
The time I sent him a link, he asked me how the torrent file worked.
After I told him, he said he couldn't be bothered downloading it.
I don't know why he has such a problem with it, after using flash cards to pirate DS games. Which, funnily enough, use ROMs.
But yeah, he doesn't have a real reason either. I've tried to get one, believe me. -_-
Reasons like that make me wonder how we became friends; I hate it when people complain about something and expect it all to go to them without any effort - which is essentially what he does. >.<