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14 years ago
First off.... Rules!
1. You must post these rules (Very Important indeed).
2. Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly, with all honesty) have to tag 11 people.
1. There will be much pain for the next person to tag me in these things.
2. I will still complete them for some reason
3. Men remarry at a higher rate than men! Sociology class professor is derp
4. Hey Garcon! Fuck you I don't have eleven traits.
5. Uhm... Brown hair Hazel eyes... I like long walks on the beach and PH MU GOD IT"S SNWING OUT SIDE HOLD ON REAL QUICK I"M GOING TO GO BE FIVE AGAIN
6. I'm cold now
7. and pretty wet
8. Dear god it's like the ice age outside
9. Not the fun kind either more like the cold sabretooth tiger gunna getcha kind.
10. People were claping why does this keep happening to me?!
11. Okay back on track. I'm on eight now including this one
12. I don't get why my sociology professor is the chairman of the porn board AND a feminist.
13. Oh lawdy that annoying girl is talking again.
14. I am annoyed by her
15. This will make eleven I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
Questions for I got
1. Which religion is right
2. how do you feel about abortion
3. gay marrige?
4. Interesting. Was it justified to give Isreal to the Jews, or should it have stayed part of palestine?
5. I see. Should religion be taught in school? Should the two institutions be kept completely seperate?
6. Who is awesome: Hitler or Satan? (you must chose one of the given options, there is no letter C)
7. what's your favorite color?
Of skin I mean.
8. Orphans or the elderly, which group would win in a fight?
9. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb
10. If one jew falls off of a cliff because he was pushed by a mexican how many catholics will molest the nearest alter boy?
11. Fursecution is pretty bad amIrite?
1. Mine, what do you mean my religion is non specific? THAT"S LUDICHRIST Also fuck you and fuck yo couch!
2. A ball of cells that will one day be a person is not a person. It's a parasite, and when ya pop the little buggar out I'm pretty sure you can make it into stem cells to save lives and junk like that... but only if you're not in AMURICA
3. HELL YES (this comment is probably the only serious one here... except for that annoying girl)
4. Frankly a race with out a country of origin sounds like the Roma to me, and Jews aren't the Roma soooo meh whatever. Better question: Why in the hell are they shooting at each other rather than agreeing to help each other out? I mean really... where's my soap box? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?
5. Nope, Yep. Lot's of reasons I'd tell you them in a caps locked ranty fashion but SOME ONE TOOK MY SOAPBOX.
6. Satan? I mean really make a Heaven of hell, rule in that brand new heaven (rather than serving under that decrepit old heaven) AAANNND YOU GET TO BE A SNAKE?
7. oh... uhm... I kinda like the Blue Men Group. So Blue (YOu people who expected anything different are silly and need to take a good long look at your selves)
8. Orphans, Old people re weak and frail, orphans are many and strong from working in vodka factory. Baeck in old country we would put orphans to work when they're small and whiny, then they come out biiig and strong like ox.
9. HAHAHAHHHHEHAHAHHSHEHASHEFEFVERTYNBEWEFCWEDC Everyone knows dead babies are too precious a source of renewable energy by means of convection ovens and a generator similer to the method used in CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! HAVE A HAPPY NOTHINKING DAY!
10. All of them, I'm pretty sure that's how that works, OH GOD IT"S THANKSGIVING!
11.Fursecuwha?? That's a real thing? I thought it was a fetish...
1. Now it's Zoidberg who asks the questions! HAHAHAHA How does that make you feel?
2. Who caught the misspellings and realized they had an actual point?
3. So... What's the deal with airline food?
4. Oh god why are the girls over there suddenly talking about date rape? That's really sad...
5. So... If you could punch one persona and have literally no one look down on (or for that matter up to) you, no consequences at all, WHO WAS PHONE?
6. Have you walked your dinosaur today? I know I have.
7. Do you speak flangolian? Beelp blorgick barouuuuuuuuUUUUuuga heeble fleeble doop boop. >:D
8. What should I build in Minecraft next?
9. Oh God I'm an eagle scout! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... wait that's not a question hold on a second... WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS DRIVEL?
10. is that how you spell drivel? Hey it is! Lookie there
11. Snookie, nuke her current location, or have the next president of the united states of america actually know what the fuck he's doing and fix some stuff in the country.
nightmarethestallion sonofabitch I know you started this mess
psykeout You tagged yourself for some reason... I'm assuming that means there is more than one of you there for I am tagging the one of you that you also tagged making you have to answer my stupid ass questions.
Duino Heyo you still alive in there?
Cell_Sheppard We should hang out some time.
Harlan You still here?
Jethro4747 Gibbs if you don't do this I will hunt you down.
minimousie17 You know you want to
Remitatta I know you're still here!
_Oh-law-why-is-this-so-hard I hope you're a real user.
DruidsgoPewPew Pew pew!
10 I'm getting tired of this
Zerda-Fox Sorry about this but you were randomly chosen... hope you're okay with that, maybe we can be friends! :D No I'm not usually this creepy.
1. You must post these rules (Very Important indeed).
2. Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly, with all honesty) have to tag 11 people.
1. There will be much pain for the next person to tag me in these things.
2. I will still complete them for some reason
3. Men remarry at a higher rate than men! Sociology class professor is derp
4. Hey Garcon! Fuck you I don't have eleven traits.
5. Uhm... Brown hair Hazel eyes... I like long walks on the beach and PH MU GOD IT"S SNWING OUT SIDE HOLD ON REAL QUICK I"M GOING TO GO BE FIVE AGAIN
6. I'm cold now
7. and pretty wet
8. Dear god it's like the ice age outside
9. Not the fun kind either more like the cold sabretooth tiger gunna getcha kind.
10. People were claping why does this keep happening to me?!
11. Okay back on track. I'm on eight now including this one
12. I don't get why my sociology professor is the chairman of the porn board AND a feminist.
13. Oh lawdy that annoying girl is talking again.
14. I am annoyed by her
15. This will make eleven I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
Questions for I got
1. Which religion is right
2. how do you feel about abortion
3. gay marrige?
4. Interesting. Was it justified to give Isreal to the Jews, or should it have stayed part of palestine?
5. I see. Should religion be taught in school? Should the two institutions be kept completely seperate?
6. Who is awesome: Hitler or Satan? (you must chose one of the given options, there is no letter C)
7. what's your favorite color?
Of skin I mean.
8. Orphans or the elderly, which group would win in a fight?
9. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb
10. If one jew falls off of a cliff because he was pushed by a mexican how many catholics will molest the nearest alter boy?
11. Fursecution is pretty bad amIrite?
1. Mine, what do you mean my religion is non specific? THAT"S LUDICHRIST Also fuck you and fuck yo couch!
2. A ball of cells that will one day be a person is not a person. It's a parasite, and when ya pop the little buggar out I'm pretty sure you can make it into stem cells to save lives and junk like that... but only if you're not in AMURICA
3. HELL YES (this comment is probably the only serious one here... except for that annoying girl)
4. Frankly a race with out a country of origin sounds like the Roma to me, and Jews aren't the Roma soooo meh whatever. Better question: Why in the hell are they shooting at each other rather than agreeing to help each other out? I mean really... where's my soap box? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?
5. Nope, Yep. Lot's of reasons I'd tell you them in a caps locked ranty fashion but SOME ONE TOOK MY SOAPBOX.
6. Satan? I mean really make a Heaven of hell, rule in that brand new heaven (rather than serving under that decrepit old heaven) AAANNND YOU GET TO BE A SNAKE?
7. oh... uhm... I kinda like the Blue Men Group. So Blue (YOu people who expected anything different are silly and need to take a good long look at your selves)
8. Orphans, Old people re weak and frail, orphans are many and strong from working in vodka factory. Baeck in old country we would put orphans to work when they're small and whiny, then they come out biiig and strong like ox.
9. HAHAHAHHHHEHAHAHHSHEHASHEFEFVERTYNBEWEFCWEDC Everyone knows dead babies are too precious a source of renewable energy by means of convection ovens and a generator similer to the method used in CENSORED FOR YOUR PROTECTION BY THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! HAVE A HAPPY NOTHINKING DAY!
10. All of them, I'm pretty sure that's how that works, OH GOD IT"S THANKSGIVING!
11.Fursecuwha?? That's a real thing? I thought it was a fetish...
1. Now it's Zoidberg who asks the questions! HAHAHAHA How does that make you feel?
2. Who caught the misspellings and realized they had an actual point?
3. So... What's the deal with airline food?
4. Oh god why are the girls over there suddenly talking about date rape? That's really sad...
5. So... If you could punch one persona and have literally no one look down on (or for that matter up to) you, no consequences at all, WHO WAS PHONE?
6. Have you walked your dinosaur today? I know I have.
7. Do you speak flangolian? Beelp blorgick barouuuuuuuuUUUUuuga heeble fleeble doop boop. >:D
8. What should I build in Minecraft next?
9. Oh God I'm an eagle scout! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... wait that's not a question hold on a second... WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS DRIVEL?
10. is that how you spell drivel? Hey it is! Lookie there
11. Snookie, nuke her current location, or have the next president of the united states of america actually know what the fuck he's doing and fix some stuff in the country.
nightmarethestallion sonofabitch I know you started this mess
psykeout You tagged yourself for some reason... I'm assuming that means there is more than one of you there for I am tagging the one of you that you also tagged making you have to answer my stupid ass questions.
Duino Heyo you still alive in there?
Cell_Sheppard We should hang out some time.
Harlan You still here?
Jethro4747 Gibbs if you don't do this I will hunt you down.
minimousie17 You know you want to
Remitatta I know you're still here!
_Oh-law-why-is-this-so-hard I hope you're a real user.
DruidsgoPewPew Pew pew!
10 I'm getting tired of this
Zerda-Fox Sorry about this but you were randomly chosen... hope you're okay with that, maybe we can be friends! :D No I'm not usually this creepy.
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2. nope
3. It's pretty expensive
4. they like pie
5. Mr. Saturn, zoom
6. No.
7. have at you, scoundrel.
8. my face
9. YOU TOLD ME TO
10. no
11. Snookie for president
It must be drawn
2) The Miracle Never Happen.
3) An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class. The type of food varies depending upon the airline company and class of travel. Meals may be served as "one tray" or in multiple courses with no tray and with a tablecloth, metal cutlery, and glassware (generally in first and business classes). The airline dinner typically includes meat (most commonly chicken or beef) or fish, a salad or vegetable, a small bread roll, and a dessert. Caterers usually produce alternative meals for passengers with restrictive diets. These must usually be ordered in advance, sometimes when buying the ticket. Some of the more common examples include:
-Cultural diets, such as French, Italian, Chinese, Japanese or Indian style.
-Infant and baby meals. Some airlines also offer children's meals, containing foods that children will enjoy such as baked beans, mini-hamburgers and hot dogs.
-Medical diets, including low/high fiber, low fat/cholesterol, diabetic, peanut free, non-lactose, low salt/sodium, low-purine, low-calorie, low-protein, bland (non-spicy) and gluten-free meals.
-Religious diets, including kosher, halal, and Hindu, Buddhist and Jain vegetarian (sometimes termed Asian vegetarian) meals.
-Vegetarian and vegan meals. Some airlines do not offer a specific meal for vegetarians; instead, they are given a vegan meal.
4) Reminds me of when I forget to take my earbuds to school and we have extra time in Earth Science. Fuck you, prep girls, I don't want to hear about your love (and probably sex) lives.
5) I think I'd punch Amabo Kcorb's Dad. For various reasons including, but not limited to:
-Being the father of a total Douche Bag
-Posting almost-pornographic pictures of almost-underage girls on his facebook page and then getting several thousand more 'likes' just for it.
6) Which one, the Raptor or the 'Rex?
7) Belgar, Velcro, How Vard Yu?
8) Created a 1:1 Scale model of Hyrule from Twilight Princess.
9) BECAUSE YOU FUCKING POSTED IT TO MY PAGE
10) Cool story, bro. Is there a sequel?
11) That sentence is grammatically incorrect and therefore I refuse to respond to i-- wait. fuck.