my thoughts on rebooting spiderman and batman my review
14 years ago
Greetings and Salutations.....
ok so this is basically my thoughts on the up coming Amazing Spider-man movie and the Dark knight rises
now obviously the dark knight rises will do better then then amazing spider-man mostly cause it got a 2 movie head start now I see the villains for the dark knight rises and whoooo boy it's gonna hurt I'm not gonna lie it's gonna hurt alot first off Bane isn't Latino he is a white guy in this movie why bother having a steroid induced Cuban luchador if your not gonna Cuban in it....and cat woman I already know she's gonna get all the attention but watch she's gonna be some spoiled brat now bat man returns cat woman was a simple secretary that snapped I mean slyina's transformation was a classic scean she flipped out but anywho I just hate this reboot of batman all together it was too serious even the joker and that was the worst joker ever boo me all you like he was he was too serious I liked his plan and him wearing the nurses' outfit was HILARIOUS but there was better ones like Jack Nicholson Mark Hamil Ceaser Romero hell HE was the joker like Adam West IS batman now the death Heth Leger is sad it's ashame he got the award after his death cause even though he sucked ass as the joker you can tell he was having fun with it and I guess that makes his version more tolerable but they made him too untouchable and he hardly laugh and it was manic but you can hear ceaser romero's laugh in it and that's kinda cool and on a side note I was so happy to see Rachel die....and I'm the hero type
and this move might stand a chance if they get old throat cancer out of the movie yeah I fucking hate christain bale in all of his movies now he played a good Bruce Wayne he was subtle and unassuming but if you're trying to make a serious bat man movie and you have "I'M NOT.......THE HERO GOTHAM......DESERVES BUT......THE HERO IT.....NEEDS" you lose all seriousness which is kinda funny cause joker was serious but batman's voice was silly
now before I move on to spider-man I want to let ya'll know I don't hate batman just this reboot I hate I mean look at the other movies batman batman returns mask of the phantasm under the red hood batman forever and batman and robin cause let's face it it's a parody and is delightfully corny but all these movies are good hell even batman the movie starring adam west
now the amazing spider-man I have high hopes for this movie the first 3 was great but I'll cover what people consider the worst in abit now this movie is more like ultimate spider-man with a younger spidy younger aunt may and it's actually gonna have Gwen Stacy as his main crush my only problem I see in it is the actor I haven't seen him in other roles so this may be his first role ever but what a role to start on you already promised to have action figures and merchandise and the main villain is the lizard so you'll like have Conners and Park talking at the school Connors practically becomes a farther figure after the death of uncle ben then boom spidy needs to fight the lizard which is the theme for spider-man this guy cant catch a break in fallen son issue four depression starred spider-man and spider man says "capt you'll be remembered by all the people you saved but not me I'll be remembered by the people I lost Harry,Gwen and uncle ben cause I was too stupid or lazy to stop some piety thug and now cause of me I lost you too" see spidy wants to do what's right and after all the shit he goes though he somehow still able to pull himself out of depression and still does what's right and he is the hero we all need to learn from in my opinion
now what people consider the WORST spider-man film Spider-man 3 good lord why do people hate this movie so much it's your fault that venom was barely in it see Sam Remi didn't want venom in it he was saving him for 4 the man villain WAS spider-man it was kinda like Dr.Jeckel and Mr. Hyde the black suit is pulling out all of his negative emotions making him stronger faster but in return makes him the king of assholes he was arrogant uncaring for others and becoming the best damn dancer you'll ever see now the dancing scean was silly but hey look at how much of a ass he was dancing all crazy legs with Gwen then when MJ was being a bitch he slaps her but that's what made him realize the suit isn't good it and he goes to the church and face his inward demons and in the church was eddie brock asking god for forgiveness cause he was gonna kill himself but the suit landed on him now then it was gonna going to hint spider-man 4 even though they threw him in the last minuet they did a damn good job at it you got spidy harry vs sandman and venom it was epic they did a great job
selling point for me though is that in amazing spider-man 2 Gwen will most likely die not that's a good thing but it'll cause a war between goblin and spidy AND best part is J.K.Simons is returning as his role of JJ
now what I want to see is a animated spiderman meets batman or better yet DC VS MARVEL the movie
I personally want to see it animated and I wanna see blade sentry and howard the duck but I want you guys to tell me who you want to see would it be better if it was live action or animated and lastly on your own personal favorite opinion what's better Batman or spider-man and don't attack other users if they don't share your opinions I wanna hear them
now obviously the dark knight rises will do better then then amazing spider-man mostly cause it got a 2 movie head start now I see the villains for the dark knight rises and whoooo boy it's gonna hurt I'm not gonna lie it's gonna hurt alot first off Bane isn't Latino he is a white guy in this movie why bother having a steroid induced Cuban luchador if your not gonna Cuban in it....and cat woman I already know she's gonna get all the attention but watch she's gonna be some spoiled brat now bat man returns cat woman was a simple secretary that snapped I mean slyina's transformation was a classic scean she flipped out but anywho I just hate this reboot of batman all together it was too serious even the joker and that was the worst joker ever boo me all you like he was he was too serious I liked his plan and him wearing the nurses' outfit was HILARIOUS but there was better ones like Jack Nicholson Mark Hamil Ceaser Romero hell HE was the joker like Adam West IS batman now the death Heth Leger is sad it's ashame he got the award after his death cause even though he sucked ass as the joker you can tell he was having fun with it and I guess that makes his version more tolerable but they made him too untouchable and he hardly laugh and it was manic but you can hear ceaser romero's laugh in it and that's kinda cool and on a side note I was so happy to see Rachel die....and I'm the hero type
and this move might stand a chance if they get old throat cancer out of the movie yeah I fucking hate christain bale in all of his movies now he played a good Bruce Wayne he was subtle and unassuming but if you're trying to make a serious bat man movie and you have "I'M NOT.......THE HERO GOTHAM......DESERVES BUT......THE HERO IT.....NEEDS" you lose all seriousness which is kinda funny cause joker was serious but batman's voice was silly
now before I move on to spider-man I want to let ya'll know I don't hate batman just this reboot I hate I mean look at the other movies batman batman returns mask of the phantasm under the red hood batman forever and batman and robin cause let's face it it's a parody and is delightfully corny but all these movies are good hell even batman the movie starring adam west
now the amazing spider-man I have high hopes for this movie the first 3 was great but I'll cover what people consider the worst in abit now this movie is more like ultimate spider-man with a younger spidy younger aunt may and it's actually gonna have Gwen Stacy as his main crush my only problem I see in it is the actor I haven't seen him in other roles so this may be his first role ever but what a role to start on you already promised to have action figures and merchandise and the main villain is the lizard so you'll like have Conners and Park talking at the school Connors practically becomes a farther figure after the death of uncle ben then boom spidy needs to fight the lizard which is the theme for spider-man this guy cant catch a break in fallen son issue four depression starred spider-man and spider man says "capt you'll be remembered by all the people you saved but not me I'll be remembered by the people I lost Harry,Gwen and uncle ben cause I was too stupid or lazy to stop some piety thug and now cause of me I lost you too" see spidy wants to do what's right and after all the shit he goes though he somehow still able to pull himself out of depression and still does what's right and he is the hero we all need to learn from in my opinion
now what people consider the WORST spider-man film Spider-man 3 good lord why do people hate this movie so much it's your fault that venom was barely in it see Sam Remi didn't want venom in it he was saving him for 4 the man villain WAS spider-man it was kinda like Dr.Jeckel and Mr. Hyde the black suit is pulling out all of his negative emotions making him stronger faster but in return makes him the king of assholes he was arrogant uncaring for others and becoming the best damn dancer you'll ever see now the dancing scean was silly but hey look at how much of a ass he was dancing all crazy legs with Gwen then when MJ was being a bitch he slaps her but that's what made him realize the suit isn't good it and he goes to the church and face his inward demons and in the church was eddie brock asking god for forgiveness cause he was gonna kill himself but the suit landed on him now then it was gonna going to hint spider-man 4 even though they threw him in the last minuet they did a damn good job at it you got spidy harry vs sandman and venom it was epic they did a great job
selling point for me though is that in amazing spider-man 2 Gwen will most likely die not that's a good thing but it'll cause a war between goblin and spidy AND best part is J.K.Simons is returning as his role of JJ
now what I want to see is a animated spiderman meets batman or better yet DC VS MARVEL the movie
I personally want to see it animated and I wanna see blade sentry and howard the duck but I want you guys to tell me who you want to see would it be better if it was live action or animated and lastly on your own personal favorite opinion what's better Batman or spider-man and don't attack other users if they don't share your opinions I wanna hear them
xentech
~xentech
either one sounds great aslong as they get it right
charliemcgreevy
~charliemcgreevy
OP
lol it's not a rant it's what I feel about the reboots lol actually I'm calling them cock fights like next week is spider-man the animated series vs batman the animated series
charliemcgreevy
~charliemcgreevy
OP
lol OH Faunzi do you like the color green?
charliemcgreevy
~charliemcgreevy
OP
cool hey faunz can I talk to ya over skype?
charliemcgreevy
~charliemcgreevy
OP
lol well guess you'll see it later then lol have fun
charliemcgreevy
~charliemcgreevy
OP
cool
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