So yeah. Someone must really fuckin' hate me this month. In the past week I have managed to discombobulate TWO vehicles now. First it was the wagon getting side swiped by some lady that didn't know how to drive her truck. Then this morning I managed to plant the Echo on it's side in a ditch. Shot right through an S curve and straight into a ditch. I did manage to get it rolled back over onto it's wheels and driven out of said ditch with a little help. It's kind of incompasitated now since something happened to the driver's side front wheel. Either the axel is warped or fucked up the suspension.
So let's recount what's happened to me so far this month:
-Fell out of  stuntcoyote's Jeep while it was parked in a parking lot and got a nice bruise plus redistributed the fat on that side of my leg.
-Having to work during my "free" vacation.
-Got side swipped by a Chevy Silverado while going to get wrapping paper.
-Bruised my sternum while closing a car door.
-Parked another car on it's side in a ditch and fucked up the front wheel.

And by some miracle I haven't landed myself in the hospitle yet.