Gloria, Chanda, and Nigel - Disciplinary Moment
13 years ago
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She enjoys portraying herself as a half-aware and dimwitted beast, drunken in the stupor of her own bodily composure.
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After noticing a particularly inappropriate behavior pattern of Nigel's, Gloria, Nigel's grandmother, approaches him to examine him up close and personal.
[after Gloria had leaned over and literally blown Nigel to the ground with her breath]
Nigel: *fallen over onto the ground* Wh-...Wha'd I do?!
Gloria: *to Chanda* Would it vex you so...to teach this INFANT how to think?!
Chanda: ...
Gloria: *departs*
Apparently, being a weirdo freak around your huge mother ISN'T tolerable when your even MORE huge grandmother notices that you've started to behave like you've lost your mind and have become somewhat of a sexual deviant.
You can get away with being a sick freak when you're all alone with mom and she goes monsterously huge feral and expects you to scrub her ass and douche her out (AS FAR AS YOUR ENTIRE ARM CAN REACH IN THERE BECAUSE SHE'S A HUGE ASS WEREBEAST AT THE TIME...)...
...but if you so much as STARE at grandma like you don gon 'MILF INSANE', she'll look you over like she's disowning you, and simply BLOW at you to knock you over...as a MILD punishment when she REALLY just wanted to grab you (in ONE single hand, non-wereform...) and hurl you through the roof.
Be glad that your superfreak mom is OBJECTIVE in all of this.