Name: Edward W. Sutherland
Nickname: J.J., Dram Springfeald, Pyro, Kamper, Fat ass, Hay You.
Fursona: Cheeze (Squirrel/ Fox)
Birthplace: Albuquerque, NM
Current Location: Albuquerque, NM (I’m home)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5’10
Heritage: American, Germen, Scottish, Irish, French,
Piercings: My ear
Tattoos: Latter,

Favourite:

Animal:
Band/Singer: I listen to no particular artists.
Song: IDK
Movie: Tie between “ Crank and Shoot ‘Em Up
Disney Movie: None
Disney Show: None
Disney Character:
TV show: Don’t watch that much TV
Color: Blue
Food: food.
Pizza topping: MEAT!
Ice-Cream Flavor: Strawberry
Pocky Flavor: Strawberry [url] or [url=http://veryasia.com/glpomebich.html] Mens
Drink (alcoholic): Everclear Jell-O Shooters -8 will kill you.
Soda: Root Beer or Mt Dew.
Cookie: Chocolate chip
Store: Game Stop, Inter web.
Clothing Brand: Wal-mart
Shoe Brand: doesn't matter
Season: Winter
Month: July-August
Convention/Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: None
Board game: Chess or Shogi

This or That:

Sunny or rainy: Rainy/Snowy.... I love grey skies ^.^
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate!
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Both
Love or money: Both
Phone or in person: person
Looks or personality: Personality!
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Cold

Your:

Goal for this year: Complete Training and get to work.
Best physical feature: N/A
First thought waking up: Time, Day, what do I need to do?
Hypothetical personality disorder: Schizoid, Schizotypal
Preferred type of surgery:
Sesame street alter ego: ?
Fairytale alter ego: ?
Most stupid remark: Mom just shut up for a second… OH SHIT!
Worst crime: Attempted murder while defending my self.
Greatest ambition: Publish my web comics
Greatest fear: Losing every one again.
Darkest secret:
Favorite subject: Music, art.
Strangest received gift: IDK
Worst habit: Chronic masturbation, Smoking

Do You:

Smoke: Heh yeah
Curse: Yes often.
Shower daily: nope
Like thunderstorms: No,
Dance in the rain: Cone it.
Sing: no
Play an instrument: nope
Get along with your parents: Yes
Wish on stars: Nope
Believe in fate: Yeah.
Believe in love at first sight: nopes

Can You:
Drive: not legally
Sew: yes
Cook: yes.
Speak another language: not yet
Dance: I’m part Irish.
Sing: on occasion
Touch your nose with your tongue: no.
Whistle: yep
Curl your tongue: Yes

Have You Ever:

Been Drunk: one or twice a year.
Been Stoned/High: no
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: Yes
Skipped school: / work, appointments, dates, friends birthdays, rent, phone calls.
Made prank calls: no. to many people can track you now.
Sent someone a love letter: yes then she broke up with me on Feb the 14th
Stolen something: Lots, Hot topic is my bitch.
Cried yourself to sleep: once.

Other Questions:

What annoys you most in a person? Blind Faith / ignorance,
What is your bedtime? When Ever I fall to sleep.
Name three things you can't live without: Sleep, food, water.
What is the color of your room? T.T apartment white
Do you have any siblings? Yes a sister in the army.
Do you have any pets? 2 kats
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Depends on the person.
What is you middle name? W.
What are you nicknames? Read up top.
Are you for or against gay marriage? I’m agents all mirage, but if they want to suffer like us let ‘em.
What are your thoughts on abortion? Her body Her Choice.
Do you have a crush on anyone? Not anymore
Are you afraid of the dark? It’s a genetic disorder handed down through the centuries from when we were cavemen
How do you want to die? I don’t care either way.

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Stolen from  mishakun

1. Can you cook?
Why yes I can.

2. What was your dream growing up?
To be one of the first on Mars (I‘m working on a new space suit and designs for a space craft.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
I believe wishing is useless. If you want it do it until you succeed .

4. Favorite place?
My mind.

5. Favorite vegetable/s?
Carrots or Cherry Tomatoes.

6. What was the last book you read?
Halo The Fall of Reach. (I just bought it).

7. What zodiac sign are you?
Cancer. Go 69ers

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
I got my ear pierced years ago..

9. Worst Habit?
I chew my nails, smoke and eat a lot.

10. What was the last thing you touched besides the keyboard?
…my self.

11. What is your favorite sport?
Paintball.

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
I'm realistic.

13. Can you eat 50 hot wings?
No I don‘t like bones.

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
I went homeless about a year ago and I may soon to be there again.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I‘m missing both my big toe nails.

16. Do you have any pets?
2 kats

17. What’s the weirdest pet you’ve owned?
Twinkie she would eat anything.

18. Where are you?
In New Mexico..

19. What is the dumbest thing you’ve done while intoxicated?
Throwing very large fireworks on a bonfire.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
If I want to change myself I‘ll change myself.

21. Weapon of choice?
Whatever comes handy, Rifle.

22. What color eyes do you have in real life?
Greenish brownish.

23. Ever been arrested?
No but I‘ve been scooped off the highway by a state trooper.

24. Bottle or Draft?
doesn’t matter.

25. If you found a $100 bill on the ground, what would you do?
Blow it on snacks and porn.

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Juicy Fruit .

27. Where’s your favorite place to hang out?
I’m new to this town and have no money.

28. Do you like your room cold or hot?
Cold if I‘m thinking in a game or weighting, and rather warm if I am drawing.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
surf the internet., drawing, sleeping.

30. Do you swear a lot?
How much is a fucking lot?

31. Biggest pet peeve?
I try not to waist my energy on such useless things.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Fucked.

33. What’s your shoe size?
10.5 4xE right 10.5 3xE left.

34. Do you have the same features (eye color, body size) as your furry character?
No.

35. What is your favorite outfit?
Loose cloths .

36. Favorite image in all of the internet?
I have no direct preference from the top of my head. I watch too much concept artists all around the internet.

37. How many windows/tabs do you have open?
8 window, 30 some odd tabs.

38. What's your desktop image?
My mothers Web shots..

39. What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
Axe body wash.

40. What cologne do you use?
If I use it I use axe clicks.

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 kittkitten

right well i asked about you guys, now its time for me to tell you about me:

Real Name:
Edward Sutherland (Dram Springfeald, long story)

Fursona Name:
James Cheeze

Fursona Species:
Fox & squirrel cross

age:
20

occupation:
Couch surfer.

likes:
drawing, reading, learning, weapon development, Improvised gorilla tactics, space, cats, furry things, hentai.

dislikes:
Stupid People and their perverted and people who will not do something cause of something like a review

this year i am:
going to Job corps for welding.

my dream for the future:
make crazy money, live in the middle of no were, build my anti zombie base, build my weapon collections, join the military, get my small craft and helicopter pilots license, get a girl, work on my web comic, learn to snowboard, do a near orbital halo into the Himalayas with just a flying squirrel apparatus and a snowboard .

currently my goals are:
Start and complete job corps.

my closest friend:
Nate, Cody, Brandon. The live across the USA, Nate in North Carolina, Cody in Wyoming, and Brandon in Washington state. I’ve known them for years and still talk to them. We went to school together, and trained sword combat together.

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Found on  yuki-kedamonos Journal

if you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 21 to 29 your normal.
If you get 11 to 20 you're pretty normal.
If you get 10 or less you're fearless.

People who don't have any are jerks who think they're tough.
Everybody fears something.

I fear...

[] people
[] the dark
[] being single forever
[] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces

total: 0

[x] heights
[] black cats
[] birds
[] fish
[] ants
[] driving
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched (not just everyday touching)
[] fire

total: 1

[] dark water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[x] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boy/girlfriends/(ex)boy/girlfriends dad
[] my boy/girlfriends/(ex)boy/girlfriends mom
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain

total: 3

[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[] clowns
[x] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women

total: 4

[] having great responsibility
[] doctors, including dentists
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] snakes
[] sharks
[] shots
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts

total: 4

[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[x] being alone forever
[] being blind
[] being deaf
[] growing up

total: 5

[] monsters under my bed
[x] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[] blood
[] someone you love or care about getting hurt
[] love
[x] spiders

total: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 8

Woo! Now listen I'm not fearless I just use most things that make me uncomfortable can be ignored.

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It’s going on 36 hours so this will be fun. >:p
Stolen from  muggy

1.) Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Fuck It‘s the nice guy..

2.) What is your favorite song? Genre?
I like techno, or rayver candy

3.) Do you consider yourself to be a fancy person or a person of simple tastes?
I'm simple. I don‘t waist my energy on stuff.

4.) What is your favorite book or type of book?
Tom Clancy

5.) If you could change one thing about society what would it be?
If I change on thing about the world society as you know it will crash to the ground.

6.) If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
I cant think about anything from my norm.

7.) If you were taking a dump and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do:
Scrape the goods back in the bowl and keep eating.

8.) What faith/religion do you subscribe to?
.. Yeah this would go with question 5. (I’m looking at you Israel.)

9.) What things annoy you the most right now?
Government crap. (Process my papers damn it!

10.) Where do you see yourself in 30 years?
Probably dead…. (me too)

11.) Favorite indulgences: Candy? Ice cream? Chips? Pretzels? Cheese? Crackers? Fruit? Other?
Jerky N’ Cheese .

12.) Jane Austen, yea or nay?
Who?

13.) Do you exercise?
Only when I work.

14.) Do you smoke, drink, or do drugs?
I smoke when I can afford it.

15.) Say something witty (make it your own).
Sometimes all you can do is grit your teeth and say fuck it..

16.) How is your relationship with your mother?
We do fine.

17.) Cats or dogs?
Cats.

18.) What’s your least favorite part of sex?
The hospital bills.

19.) Would you ever wear a thong?
Done it, next.

20.) Do you have a motto?
…. Fuck. T.T

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1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Drink tea with lemon (with or without honey)

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Safety Atitdue Quiz.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
18 Blocks

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
14:00

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
14:04

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My class mates. T.T

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Like five minutes ago. I was getting foods.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
all the paint on me
9.) What are you wearing?
Tan pants and a Teal-T and boots all spackled in paint.

10.) Did you dream about last night?
Tha Nothin'

11.) When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago-- while making a Tony Montana joke..

12.) What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Employability skills posters.

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
An alien zombie movie from Australia.

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
It's killing time.

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Nim's Island

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A small house and a number of stocks and a bank account.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
What do you want to know.

18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
Exicute all life inmates.

19.) Do you like to dance?
No.

20.) George Bush:
Right Job Wrong man. We are in a time of war, no one likes the guy in the house during the time of war.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Jessica, Amy, Amanda, or Sharon.

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Damion, Dagan, Edward, or Bartalby

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes...

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the Pearly Gates?
"Dude seriously WTF?" while thumbing back to the world.

25.) Tag Four people who must also do this in THEIR journal
I'm good.

===
Got it from  Lintu
1. Smoked. (x)
2. Drank alcohol. (x)
3. Cried when someone died. (x)
4. Been drunk. (x)
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. (x)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (x)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (x)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (x)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (x)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (x)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ()
15. Been to prom. ()
16. Cried at school. (x)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance. (x)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (x)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (x)
23. Kissed a stranger. (x)
24. Hugged a stranger. (x)
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (x)
28. Hit by a car. (x)
29. Had a party. (x)
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (x)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. (x)
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone. (x)
35. Eaten sushi. (x)
36. Bought porn. (x)
37. Watched porn. (x)
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (x)
40. Been in love. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (x)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (x)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (x)
45. Stabbed yourself. (x)
46. Shot a gun. (x)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (x)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

51. Watched a person die. (x)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (x)
53. Pranked somebody. (x)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. (x)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (x)
57. Dressed punk. (x)
58. Dressed goth. (x)
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

61. Avoided somebody. (x)
62. Been stalked. (x)
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (x)
66. Ridden a horse. (x)
67. Cut yourself. (x)
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (x)
70. Been to a wild party. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81%

71. Got caught stealing something. (x)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (x)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (x)
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. (x)
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat. (x)
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire. (x)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. (x)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (x)
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (x)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (x)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. (x)
87. Had a job. (x)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. (x)
89. Been called a whore. (x)
90. Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (x)
92. Been in a car accident. (x)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (x)
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. (x)
97. Been rejected. (x)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (x)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (x)
100. Been raped.

20% virgin…

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aquired from  Kaeko
Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - no
Age Play? - no
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - no
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? Depends.
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? – Depends.
Anal Sex? - Maybe
Andromimetophilia (Androgyny)? - Sure
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - no.
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? – eww no thanks.
Balloons? – god no!
Bestiality/Zoophilia? – Oh wow you have a messed up mind
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? – sticks and stones may brake my bones but Whips chains excite me.
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? Can’t rape the willing, but love the rough forcefulness
Biting/Teeth? - OH BABY!! Bite me and I'll bite you!
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? – Just a little.
Body Hair? - not a complete werewolf sure :D
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - Tattoos and peircings are fine, as long as they arent overdone
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - FUCK YES! Tie my ass up!
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - No, That can lead to cancer in both sexes.
Candle Wax? – “Feel the Burn”
Chains? – Yes!
Chastity Devices? – that’s too old school.
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - Sure
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? – No bad experiences.
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? God no you freak!
Collar and Lead/Leash? – Wore one for a year so why not.
Confinement/Caging? – Maybe, but only If I trust ya.
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - FUCK NO, EW
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - why not, yiff anybody?
Cross Dressing? – lol done that already.
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? – Sure I want to look like I bade it with the vacuum cleaner
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? – No thanks.
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? – Greasey, motor oil, mud! Fuck yeah <3
Denim? - jeans? Why not
Depilation/Shaving? – I’m good.
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - fuck that..
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? – sure, You rape me and I’ll rape you.
Discipline? – I’m good
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? – to many of my family are nurses so maybe.
Domination? - Sure
Ears? – Oh God yes!
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? – maybe.
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - that sounds disgusting...
Erotic Photography? – ok?
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - Sure :3
Feathers? – god no.
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? –Sounds fun.
Fisting? – I’m good.
Food Play? – Not really
Fuck Machines/Robots? – I’m good -.-
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - >:3
Gangbangs? - No thank you
Genital Worship? – I’m good
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? – Done it… airsoft counts?
Hair Pulling? - YES!
Handcuffs/Shackles? – OH HELL YA!!
Harnesses? – find one that can take me and your on.
High Heels/Stilettos? – No thanks, my feet are fucked as is.
Humiliation? – no thanks.
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - no, ick
Kidnapping Play? Hell yeah.
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? – No thanks
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? – I’ll be you Orc to your paladin.
Lace/Lingerie? – God yes.
Latex? - latex= cant breath.
Leather? – Same as above.
Making Home "Movies"? – Sure, think Ron Jeremy
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - this would be interesting
Masochism? - Sure
Massage? - Always!
Master/Slave? – Why not.
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? – Works for me. :3
Medical Scenes/Equipment? – Creepy
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - Sure
Murder Fetishism? – 0.0’ no.
Military Fetish/Uniforms? – hell yeah! She can go Rambo on my ass!
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? – no, I’m good
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? I’m good
Nipples? – pinch, twist, bite and pull!
Oral Fixations? - yes, i love to give
Oral Sex? - YES, ClamDigger!
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? – depends on how much
Pinching? - Sure
Play Piercing/Needle Play? – NO!
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? – NO! Mr. Biggles!
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - i dont like my feet
Power Exchange? - sure
Pregnancy Fetishism? – ^.^
Punishment? – I’m ok with it.
The Rack/Medieval Devices? Hell yeah
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - ^.^
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? – ooh father Samantha
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? – while she’s wearing them sure.
Rimming? – no thanks
Role Playing? - YeS!.
Rubber? – I’m geed.
Sadism? - heh
Scent? – Sweaty chicks are hot chicks.
Sensory Deprivation? – That’s a phobia of mine so….
Smoking Fetishism? – heh I smoke so why not.
Spanking/Paddling? - a bit of spanking, yes
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? – No.
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? – Hell yeah! :D
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - sure
Tickling? – I’m good.
Tongue Fetish? - yes love the tongue
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - ~.~ hell yeah.
Transvestism? – No thanks
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - eeeeeeeewww
Voyeurism? – heh yeah.
Wrestling/Fighting? - THIS IS A MUUUUST!! If one of use isn’t in the hospital be the end of the night than we aren’t trying hard enough.
Zombies/Gore? - :D

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From  fangsnowpaws

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 3

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 7

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
() Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 10

Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 13

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 16

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 21

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 26

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 31

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 34

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 38

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 42

Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR :44

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 51

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR:54

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 59

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 63

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 67

Level 19
(x ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 70

Level 20
(x ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 73

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 77

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 81

Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 85

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 87

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 91

Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 96

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 103

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
() Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 107

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 112

Level 30
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 115

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Got this from  mukichan

Prep
[] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[] I am/was a cheerleader.
[] I'm pretty ditzy.
[] I wear pink 24/7.
[] My looks are very important to me.
[] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[] My hair is always straight.
[] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[] I laugh 24/7.
[] I have a million friends.
[] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[] I'll only date popular guys.
[] I listen to rap & pop music.
[] I have at least one designer bag.
[] My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings.
[] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love
[x] I don't have a job.
[] I wear lots of makeup.
[] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total = 1

Emo
[] I cry a lot.
[] I go to local shows.
[x] I wear black everyday.
[] I write sad poetry.
[] I play an acoustic guitar.
[] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[] I self mutilate myself.
[x] I think about suicide or death often.
[] People have told me to cheer up.
[] I cry when I see dead animals.
[] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[] I wear many band shirts.
[x, I‘m insane] No one understands me.
[] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] My fingernails are black.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[] My hair is black.
[] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[] I love Hot Topic.
[x, but fuck it.] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 4

Nerd
[] I have straight A's.
[] I wear glasses.
[] I always do my homework and study.
[] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games = Love.
[x, depends on the teacher] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime.
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[x] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school.
[] I always follow the rules.
[X] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[X] I'm always on the computer.
[] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[x, it's a habit] I correct people's grammar.
[x] I read a lot.
[] School is very important to me.
[X] I always stump people.
Total = 9

Rebel
[x] I always speak my mind.
[] I have 0% of school spirit.
[] F**k you I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[] I won't listen to authority figures.
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise.
[x] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a s**t what people think of me.
[x, well before it‘s over] If I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions.
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 7

Jock
[] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[] I'm muscular.
[] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot.
[x] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[] I go lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic
[] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 2

Comedian
[] I'm very funny.
[x] I'm always making jokes.
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I always entertain people by being funny.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.
[] I watch comedies more than anything.
[] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic.
[] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[x] I always imitate people.
[x] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[] At prep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around
Total = 8

Shy
[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[] I don't talk too much.
[] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[] I only talk when other people talk to me first.
[] I look down when I walk.
[x] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[] I sit in the back of the classroom.
[] I never join in class discussions.
[] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[x, I talk softly] I talk quietly, and people say "What?".
[x, too damn quiet some times] People have called me shy or quiet.
[x, I‘m just lazy] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 5

Goth
[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[x, I live the night shift… no sun for me, ] I'm very, very pale.
[] I only listen to metal music.
[x]I love creepy, weird movies.
[]I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[x] I don't like people.
[x, it‘s in the job description] I only go out during the night.
[x, once but that was a job accident] I have black fingernails.
[x ] I wear a long black coat.
[x ] I also wear big black boots.
[] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[] I love pain.
[x] People think I'm crazy.
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[x] I love to scare people.
[] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[x, white, balding, 6‘ and close to 250lbs] People are afraid of me.
Total = 12

Weirdo
[x mostly when working and designing] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time.
[x] I fidget a lot.
[x I use a large one, no wheels] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[x poor bone formation] I walk really funny.
[x it‘s called poor] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[x] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[x, building one now] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 14

Antisocial
[x] I hate most people.
[x, helps me think] I prefer to be alone.
[] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[x, MOST are fucking idiots] People are f**king idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[x, mostly technical notes] I live in my room, writing in my diary.
[] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[] I never greet anyone.
[x, or to high a pitch] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x, when drawing, writing, programming, building] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[x] People have said I'm antisocial.
[] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[x] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 8

Skater
[] I skateboard to everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[] I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[] I always play skateboarding video games.
[] I have shaggy hair.
[x]I wear baggy pants.
[] I wear skater shoes only.
[] I always wear hoodies.
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] F**k school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[] I hang with other skaters.
[] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[] I wear vans.
[] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 1

Christian Girl/Boy
[] I go to church at least once a week.
[] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[] I always carry a bible with me.
[] My whole family is very religious.
[] I've never been on a date.
[] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[] My beliefs are very strong.
[] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[] I wear a cross necklace.
[] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[x] I believe in A God.
[] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[x, I could care less] I never go out and party.
[] I read the bible everyday.
[x] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[] I go to Sunday school.
[x] I've been to church camp.
[] I pray every night.
[] I sing Christian songs.
Total = 4

Gangsta
[x] I say 'yo'.
[] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[x] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[] Mah chainz hang low.
[] I hang with my homies, bitches, and hoes.
[] I'm a thug.
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[] I don't give a s**t about school.
[x] I steal/have stolen before.
[] I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go, bitch.
[] I'm white but I act black.
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[] I party with all my hoes.
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[] I wear hoodies.
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 3

Bully
[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[x] I get in trouble all the time.
[x] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[] People have called me a bully.
[] I have beat someone up before.
[] I'm always looking for a fight.
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[] I've never been in a relationship before.
[x I‘m big and look mean] People are afraid of me.
[x I carry a big stick, and know how to use it.] People know not to mess with me.
[x] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[x] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[x] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 7

Gamer
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[did] I love Final Fantasy.
[] DDR & Guitar Hero own.
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[x, used to; not as much now] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[that‘s for pussies] My thumbs are sore often.
[] I spend all my money on new video games.
[] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[x] All I talk about is video games.
[x] I've been in a video game competition before.
[x] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[x] My grades are eh.
[x PSP mofo!] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[] I watch replays.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[x] I always look up video game cheats.
Total = 11

Redneck
[] Elvis is still alive.
[] I hunt.
[] I fish.
[x] I own (many) something camouflage.
[x, sometimes] I eat venison
[x, most my life] I live in the country.
[x my cousin and his son] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[] I have over 10 pets.
[] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[] I wear a cowboy hat.
[x] I've rode a tractor before.
[x] My jeans are always dirty.
[I have many accents] I have a southern accent.
[x] I say y'all.
[] Yankees can f**k off.
[x] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[x] I'm kind of poor.
[x] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[x] I work hard.
Total = 12

Cowgirl/Cowboy
[] I live on a farm.
[] I own at least 2 horses.
[x] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[] I own a cowboy hat.
[] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[] I ride a tractor.
[x I have many times] I live in a small town.
[x] I've lived in Texas before.
[] I wear flannel shirts.
[] I wear overalls.
[x] I say y'all and howdy.
[] I have other animals on a farm.
[] I've been in a rodeo before.
[x] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[x] I love home cooking, country style.
[A true cowboy know to reomove his hat when entering a building] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[] I say yee-haw!
[x and won big] I've went to horse races before.
[] I love cowboy movies.
[] I square dance.
Total = 7

Social Butterfly
[] I have a lot of friends.
[x, almost] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[] I'm a people person.
[] I love having tons of fun.
[x] People come to me for advice.
[] People take an instant liking to me.
[] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[x] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[x, I‘ve been through too much to get down] I'm pretty cheerful.
[] I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[] I never want to argue with people.
[] I love talking.
[] I always have fun doing anything.
[] I'm optimistic.
[]I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 6

Stoner
[x, whisky and pain killers at the same time] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before.
[] I always feel chill or extremely hyper.
[] Getting high is awesome.
[] My room smells like pot.
[] I've been got caught with drugs before.
[] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[x] I've sold drugs before.
[] 4/20 f**king rocks.
[] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[x] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[] I've went to school high before.
[x] I'm a slacker.
[] I could care less about school and my grades.
[x] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[x] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine or meth because pot is so lame.
[x] Marajuana should not be illegal.
[] Drugs make me feel good.
Total = 6 lol I don’t do pot.

Whore
[] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know
[] I'm not a virgin.
[] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[] I dress like a slut.
[] I'm a bitch and I know it.
[] I use my body to get what I want.
[] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me.
[] I party often.
[x] I get drunk all the time.
[] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[x] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[] I have random piercings.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x =_=] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[] I act really ditzy.
[] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 3

Slacker
[] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[x/ week days!] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[] I miss a lot of school.
[] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[x, and draw] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[] I don't take care of myself.
[x] I've done drugs before.
[x] I don't do my homework.
[] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[x] People tell me I need to try harder.
[] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[] I do everything half-assed.
[] I'm not going to college, ever.
[] School is for dorks.
[] I don't have any ambition in life.
[x] People tell me I need to get a life.
[] They need to, not me.
Total = 8

Raver
[] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass.
[] I love nightclubs.
[] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones.
[] I have tons of energy.
[] I love to dance.
[] I go out nearly every night.
[] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[x] I've DJ'd before.
[] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines.
[] I have crazy dance moves
[] I sleep all day and party all night.
[x] Techno music is life.
[] I love popping pills, especially X.
[x] I love neon body paint.
[] I shake my ass in clubs.
[x] I've grinded before.
[] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people.
[] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 6

Hippie
[] I'm a tree hugger.
[] I want to save the earth.
[x] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[x] I'm comfortable with nudity.
[] I have long hair.
[x] I make the peace sign a lot.
[] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[] Animals shouldn't be eaten.
[] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[] I love 60's music.
[x] I'm always chilled out.
[] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[] I have crimpy hair with little braids.
[] I wear bell bottoms.
[] I say groovy all the time.
[] I love smiley faces & peace signs.
[] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 5

Goody Goody
[] I make really good grades.
[x /kind of] I'm teachers pet.
[] I act sickly sweet to people.
[] I'm nice to everybody.
[] I act happy 24/7.
[] I go to church.
[] I never cuss.
[x] I always say hi to everyone.
[] I dress appropriately.
[] I want to portray a pure image.
[] Kids who party and act rude need to be taught a leson.
[] I want to impress everybody
[] I've never been called rude.
[] I'm one of the nicest people.
[] I want to achieve everything.
[] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[] I'm in many different clubs.
[x] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 3

Band Geek
[] I love band class.
[] I play at least one instrument.
[] I go to all my band concerts.
[] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[] I've won awards for band.
[] I've been to band camp.
[] I'm in the marching band.
[] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[] People have called me a band geek.
[] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[] I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[] Marching band is fun.
[] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[] I like football games....for the band!
[] Band is way better than anything else.
[] I carry my instrument home every night.
[] I only date other people in band.
[] I go on band field trips.
Total =

Choir Nerd
[] I sing all the time.
[] I want to try out for American Idol.
[] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[] I've won awards for choir.
[] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[] I sing every single day.
[x]I know what range of voice I am.
[] I love singing duets.
[] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[] I want to go to a music college.
[] I watch American Idol religously.
[] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[] Choir is my favorite class.
[] I've won All Region before.
[] I hum alot.
[] I write down lyrics all the time.
[] I want to be a singer.
[] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 1


Here are my top 5 rankings of scores...

weirdo=14
Goth / Redneck=12
Gamer=11
Nerd=9

Hmm… who saw this coming….

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From  redfoxnudetoons

1. How old will you be in five years?
26

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My Class

3. How tall are you?
5' 10-11" depending what store I come out of.

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Moving to North Carolina

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Iron Man

6. Who was the last person you called?
Sister. She just got back from Iraq

7. Who was the last person to call you?
Sister.

8. What was the last text message you received?
I don’t have a Cell phone but the last one was from my sister.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Sister. Telling me she just got back from Iraq.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
I’m not a fan of either.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Drawing Porn

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.

13. When did you last see your mom?
About a week ago.

14. What color are your eyes?
Brown to hazel depending on how angry I am.

15. What time did you wake up today?
6am

16. What are you wearing right now?
Red shirt and Tan pants.

17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Little drummer boy in Cannons.

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
I don’t have one.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In a crowed.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Mars! (Working on it.)

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
#20.

22. Do you tan or burn?
I’m Scots Irish… I burn to tan..

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Fire.

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Nothing to note.

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
I live in a dorm right now… about 12

26. How big is your bed?
Twin

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop. (IT Specialist at school So I have a few)

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Yes!

29. What color are your sheets?
I don’t use them.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
3. 2 to keep my neck aligned with my sholders. 1 to keep the boys apart.

31. What is your favorite season?
Dead winter, sun down.

32. What is your second favorite season?
Summer, Sun down.

33. What do you like about Winter?
The crisp air, the fresh stinging on my skin, the pail light of snow drenched cities reflected on the clouds above.

34. What do you like about the summer?
Chicks in bikinis, Bonfires, the warmth of the earth reflected back into my back.

35. What do you like about winter?
??? already said.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
4

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Well I’ve lived in many states and more cities than I can count. I move roughly every year.

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Boots and Socks, or bare feet.

39. Are you a social person?
Maybe, sometimes.. No.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
A breakfast Pizza.

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
I don't like restaurants. To many kids.

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Chocolate mint with cherries

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Cheesecake

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Tomato and Basel

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I don’t like jelly it’s too rich. gives me heart burn.

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Hell yeah.

47. Do you like coffee?
Hell yeah.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
2.

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Orange juice.

50. Do you sleep alone?
I share my room with 3 roommates.

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Center or Right.

52. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah but not a fan.

53. Do you like to cuddle?
Only if it’s a little cool. Or I’m wearing some sort of cloths on. I don’t like being sticky.

54. Have you ever been to Canada?
I’ve been 6 feet from the border and could care less.

55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Yes. I drink, I smoke, I have a major gamboling problem.

56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I like eating out but I’m poor and usually can cook it better then them.

57. Do you look forward to your birthday?
I don’t even celibrate it unless someone reminds me.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
many.

59. Do you want kids?
Maybe

60. Do you speak any other languages?
nope

61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
many

62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
yeah

63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Both

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
yes.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Smokes, anime, porn…

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
nope

68. What is your favorite TV show?
Don’t watch TV.

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Indeed

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
Christians

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
nope.

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Don’t have one. (Personal choice)

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
nope

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
The light from my Flash drive.

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
nope.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear. I'd have a better chance.

78. Do you flirt a lot?
sometimes.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Gravy.

80. What is your favorite food?
… Food.

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
maybe.

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Not yet.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
once, 20 feet from the pump.

84. What is your usual bedtime?
When I run out of steam. I’ll take a nap. Haven’t slept, slept in weeks.

85. What was the last book you read?
IRA combat manual.

86. Do you read the newspaper?
No.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Bud K

89. Do you watch soap operas?
No, I live one.

90. Do you dance in the car?
sometimes.

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Local Broadcast. Irish broadcast.

92. Who do you have in a picture frame near you?
I have no frames.

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Sisters Cell.

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Cool.

95. What is your favorite board game?
Stritigo

97. When was the last time you attended church?
I don’t do Organized Religion.

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Didn’t have one.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
16 months.

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
none.

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I got this from  aperture

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 5

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[x] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 5

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[ ]You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German. (only a few phrases)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2. (5'7")
Total: 6

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 2

American
[x] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[x] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 5

Well it looks like my blood line is a bit mixed hmm.
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Got it off of  faint

Deep: When I reflect on many things of my life.
Shallow:

Right: When I predict something

Wrong: When it's proven right.

Loved: When I'm with my friends

Loving:

Weak: When there is nothing that I could have done.

Strong: When my Face is on.

Scared: When someone finds out that my stringth is a lie.

Excited: When I have a new Idea.

Smart: When I School someone much smarter than me..

Dumb: When I'm schooled by someone much smarter than me.

Inspired: By life

Inspiring: F you all I'm going to mars whos coming with. (2015 or 2021)

Like a child: When I discover something for the first time.

Like an old person: When I hear music I grew up with on the oldies radio or know what thunder cats are.

Like an animal: When I'm full of anger and ate.

Like a dork: I guessed wrong.

Like a hero: When I save the ass of my friends and family... not happining anymore. I lost the one I protected. may she rest in piece.

Like a jerk: All the time.

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Accuried from  nataya

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[x] You have jumped into a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blonde (yeah)

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (if you have a saggy weenis >3)

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune (... whoa your right..)

[x] You sang them to make sure

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. I set my tenders a light recently after coffing on cigar

[x] You have caught yourself drooling (often)

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (Often)

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.(I call'em brain farts)

[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (yes)

[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice."

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug by accident.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket.

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[x] You break/lose a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (it's a form of OCD)

[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.

[x] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

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stolen from  straycat74

Put X's in each that you do/ have done/ are

Info
[] I am shorter than 5'4
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[] I wear glasses.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercing.
[] I have/have had piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I've had children.
[] I've lost a child(ren).

School/Work
[] I'm in school
[] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do my homework.
[] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year
[x] I've stolen something from my job
[x] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment
[x] I've gotten stitches/staples
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada. (US if you live in Canada)
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x]