Bad Idea #1: Third Bull'seye
17 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
I'm starting this off with something fairly tame, but what it might lack in severity it makes up for in possibility. The bull will probably survive intact, and isn't even nude in the picture:
A bull is bound, wearing briefs of some sort, with a bullseye on them, and a ballgag. The center of the bullseye is low, so a striking a bullseye will hit him squarely in the balls.
This has many variations possible. How is the bull bound? Between columns? To a wall? Suspended? Arms bound and legs shackled, walking a gauntlet as it were?
Is he wearing anything more? A shirt with some sort of dare, invitation, or taunt?
Is there any writing on the ball-gag? Dare, invitation, taunt...
Is it always a concentric circle bullseye? (See specific variation below)
Is anyone else present? Other victims? Someone getting ready to throw a punch or kick?
If anyone is about to strike, is there one hitter, or are there many? Bare hand? Boxing gloves? Some nasty implement? Knee? Kick?
Is this in a dungeon, at circus or carnival, or in a town square (think of pillories and whipping posts)?
One specific variation: A shirt that reads, "Get your kicks on" and shorts that have a "Route 66" sign on them. And the bottom circles of the 66 are placed just so.
I'm starting this off with something fairly tame, but what it might lack in severity it makes up for in possibility. The bull will probably survive intact, and isn't even nude in the picture:
A bull is bound, wearing briefs of some sort, with a bullseye on them, and a ballgag. The center of the bullseye is low, so a striking a bullseye will hit him squarely in the balls.
This has many variations possible. How is the bull bound? Between columns? To a wall? Suspended? Arms bound and legs shackled, walking a gauntlet as it were?
Is he wearing anything more? A shirt with some sort of dare, invitation, or taunt?
Is there any writing on the ball-gag? Dare, invitation, taunt...
Is it always a concentric circle bullseye? (See specific variation below)
Is anyone else present? Other victims? Someone getting ready to throw a punch or kick?
If anyone is about to strike, is there one hitter, or are there many? Bare hand? Boxing gloves? Some nasty implement? Knee? Kick?
Is this in a dungeon, at circus or carnival, or in a town square (think of pillories and whipping posts)?
One specific variation: A shirt that reads, "Get your kicks on" and shorts that have a "Route 66" sign on them. And the bottom circles of the 66 are placed just so.
... or you can just hit him with the said mallet for a change :D
Oh, hawt.
Oh, hawt.