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13 years ago
If anyone is to see me at a convention they will notice that sometimes I walk with a limp. I will now take the time to tell you the story behind that. Ahem...
I just got off the school bus and was running towards my house when I saw a basketball in my path, and what do people do when there is a basketball in their path. That's right they jump on it. That was stupid; don't try it, it hurt. I twisted my left knee and it hurt. A week late I was walking my dog in the woods, when a squirrel jumped out of nowhere. So she decided to chase it. She was on a lease and being the large golden retriever she is decided I should go too. I can NOT word this any better. DO NOT RUN OR TRY TO RUN THROUGH THE WOOD. IT IS A BAD IDEA. I managed to jump the small river but on the other side was a fallen tree. I tried to jump that too, but failed. I was now dragging behind my dog. I finally got her to stop. I felt a pain in my left knee. It felt like I was just dragged over not one but several pieces of glass...it turned out I was. I had cut my knee pretty bad. That got healed up nice and fine, but a month later something else, something way worse than any of the other. I was on an "Undercover Mission" with my brother. You see we have these really nice woods behind my house, but they are owned by the gas company. So when they send workers out to rip up the gas line and put a new one in I am not happy. i love my woods. So we decided to spy on them. One of them saw us and we ran. What did I just say about running in the woods? At one point I stepped on a branch. This was no ordinary branch; no this had thorns on it. Half inch thorns. One came up and hit me in the back of my left knee. When you have a half inch thorn go in and out of the muscle on the back of your leg, while it pulling and stretching so that you can run, think about it, will it hurt. YES. That is the one that causes me to limp. While others have stories like “I was shot” or “I had a stroke” or Uncle Kage’s excuse “I was had a stroke at the same time I was shot” mine is “I jumped on a basketball, got dragged over glass, and got a half inch thorn stabbed into the back of my knee”.
Thank you for reading
P.S. Read my story it is worth reading. I work hard on it.
I just got off the school bus and was running towards my house when I saw a basketball in my path, and what do people do when there is a basketball in their path. That's right they jump on it. That was stupid; don't try it, it hurt. I twisted my left knee and it hurt. A week late I was walking my dog in the woods, when a squirrel jumped out of nowhere. So she decided to chase it. She was on a lease and being the large golden retriever she is decided I should go too. I can NOT word this any better. DO NOT RUN OR TRY TO RUN THROUGH THE WOOD. IT IS A BAD IDEA. I managed to jump the small river but on the other side was a fallen tree. I tried to jump that too, but failed. I was now dragging behind my dog. I finally got her to stop. I felt a pain in my left knee. It felt like I was just dragged over not one but several pieces of glass...it turned out I was. I had cut my knee pretty bad. That got healed up nice and fine, but a month later something else, something way worse than any of the other. I was on an "Undercover Mission" with my brother. You see we have these really nice woods behind my house, but they are owned by the gas company. So when they send workers out to rip up the gas line and put a new one in I am not happy. i love my woods. So we decided to spy on them. One of them saw us and we ran. What did I just say about running in the woods? At one point I stepped on a branch. This was no ordinary branch; no this had thorns on it. Half inch thorns. One came up and hit me in the back of my left knee. When you have a half inch thorn go in and out of the muscle on the back of your leg, while it pulling and stretching so that you can run, think about it, will it hurt. YES. That is the one that causes me to limp. While others have stories like “I was shot” or “I had a stroke” or Uncle Kage’s excuse “I was had a stroke at the same time I was shot” mine is “I jumped on a basketball, got dragged over glass, and got a half inch thorn stabbed into the back of my knee”.
Thank you for reading
P.S. Read my story it is worth reading. I work hard on it.
I didn't think anything of it until I stopped my bike and noticed that I had an inch and a half gash in my left ankle and needed stitches. Never again did I ride another bike without shoes on.