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Things That Piss Me Off (Volume VIII)
13 years ago
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Kraest 
KraestAlternate title: Keep Your Dickbag Fetishes to Your Own Damned Self!
WARNING! WARNING! THIS EDITION OF "THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF" IS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE.
NO, REALLY.
IF YOU DO NOT WANT ME PICKING AT YOUR FETISH, DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER, BECAUSE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE OFFENDED.
I'M NOT SORRY.
Remember kids, If we shadows have offended, think but this; and all is mended that you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear and this weak and idle theme no more yielding but a dream.
So I realize that everyone here has a fetish of some sort, I do, too. But is it really necessary to broadcast it? I constantly see comments on pictures that aren't even meant to be adult in any way, shape or form, and yet I see comments like, "Oh, those FOOTPAWS are SO SEXY!! *DROOOOOLS*"
Wait, what the fuck? Motherfucker, it's a drawing of fucking Bugs God Fucking Damned Bunny. And he's wearing a fucking Hawaiian get up, preparing to board a god damned plane. Presumably to Hawaii. There's absolutely nothing sexual about this picture at all, and yet there are these fucking comments.
Continuing on, I'm not just picking on the foot fetishists (sorry, FUCKING FOOTPAW fetishists). Oh, no. No. There are the fucking VORE dickbags, too. I have seen, I shit you not, "OH, I'D LIKE TO EAT THEM!" as well as, "OH, I'D LET THEM EAT ME ANY DAY!"
What the fuck is wrong with you?! No, really, I would like to know what is going on in your mind that would make you think that being dissolved in a fucking STOMACH is fucking SEXY! I would really like to know! Because then, someday when I'm a famous scientist, I can pinpoint that gene and fucking remove it for good!
And it's the same thing with the micro/macro clit-pimples, too! What the boot licking FUCK is so god damned SEXY about crushing someone or being crushed to death?!
You bastards aren't into VORE or fucking MICRO/MACRO shit, no! You're turned on by DEATH, KILLING people and GETTING killed!
Continuing on from there, inflation is still around, and I just don't fucking get that. That's another fucking MURDER obsessed fetish, right there. I've found out (a few years ago) that there are people who actually literally inflate themselves - many of whom have fucking ruptured their god damned stupid stomachs, because THAT'S NOT WHAT A STOMACH IS FOR, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
NO, REALLY. THIS SHIT CAN KILL YOU.
You want to see how fucking crazy these cunt-scabs are? Go to YouTube and do a search for "belly inflation".
There's also a forum for "inflationists" (I shit you not, that's what they call themselves). One person said that their "mantra" is, "WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T PEE ON PEOPLE".
PISS DOESN'T RUPTURE STOMACHS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT PILE OF FUCK-UPPERY.
INCONSPICUOUSLY MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ITEM
Herms. I hate those sons of bitches. I won't say anything about unnatural because, come on, this is a fucking anthro art site.
Huh.
I seem to be getting off topic a bit.
Where was I?
OH, RIGHT
I don't fucking care about your fetish, neither does the shit-cocking dickhead who commented above you, neither does the carpet-munching dill-hole who commented below you. Even if you all share the same fetish -
Nobody
Fucking
CARES
I'm not going to go up to every non-adult picture that shows an ass, clothed or not and say, "OH MY GOD, I WANT TO FUCK THAT ASS SO FUCKING HARD" because the artist and everyone who looks at the picture would probably think I'm fucking NUTS.
Speaking of NUTS, I'm not going to go up to every picture with the slightest of bulges in the crotch and say, "OH MY GOD, I WANT THEM TO FUCK ME TIL I BLEEEED"
BECAUSE THEN, I WOULD BE FUCKING NUTS.
Now, do what the nice footer says.
WARNING! WARNING! THIS EDITION OF "THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF" IS HIGHLY OFFENSIVE.
NO, REALLY.
IF YOU DO NOT WANT ME PICKING AT YOUR FETISH, DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER, BECAUSE YOU WILL PROBABLY BE OFFENDED.
I'M NOT SORRY.
Remember kids, If we shadows have offended, think but this; and all is mended that you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear and this weak and idle theme no more yielding but a dream.
So I realize that everyone here has a fetish of some sort, I do, too. But is it really necessary to broadcast it? I constantly see comments on pictures that aren't even meant to be adult in any way, shape or form, and yet I see comments like, "Oh, those FOOTPAWS are SO SEXY!! *DROOOOOLS*"
Wait, what the fuck? Motherfucker, it's a drawing of fucking Bugs God Fucking Damned Bunny. And he's wearing a fucking Hawaiian get up, preparing to board a god damned plane. Presumably to Hawaii. There's absolutely nothing sexual about this picture at all, and yet there are these fucking comments.
Continuing on, I'm not just picking on the foot fetishists (sorry, FUCKING FOOTPAW fetishists). Oh, no. No. There are the fucking VORE dickbags, too. I have seen, I shit you not, "OH, I'D LIKE TO EAT THEM!" as well as, "OH, I'D LET THEM EAT ME ANY DAY!"
What the fuck is wrong with you?! No, really, I would like to know what is going on in your mind that would make you think that being dissolved in a fucking STOMACH is fucking SEXY! I would really like to know! Because then, someday when I'm a famous scientist, I can pinpoint that gene and fucking remove it for good!
And it's the same thing with the micro/macro clit-pimples, too! What the boot licking FUCK is so god damned SEXY about crushing someone or being crushed to death?!
You bastards aren't into VORE or fucking MICRO/MACRO shit, no! You're turned on by DEATH, KILLING people and GETTING killed!
Continuing on from there, inflation is still around, and I just don't fucking get that. That's another fucking MURDER obsessed fetish, right there. I've found out (a few years ago) that there are people who actually literally inflate themselves - many of whom have fucking ruptured their god damned stupid stomachs, because THAT'S NOT WHAT A STOMACH IS FOR, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
NO, REALLY. THIS SHIT CAN KILL YOU.
You want to see how fucking crazy these cunt-scabs are? Go to YouTube and do a search for "belly inflation".
There's also a forum for "inflationists" (I shit you not, that's what they call themselves). One person said that their "mantra" is, "WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T PEE ON PEOPLE".
PISS DOESN'T RUPTURE STOMACHS YOU FUCKING IGNORANT PILE OF FUCK-UPPERY.
INCONSPICUOUSLY MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ITEM
Herms. I hate those sons of bitches. I won't say anything about unnatural because, come on, this is a fucking anthro art site.
Huh.
I seem to be getting off topic a bit.
Where was I?
OH, RIGHT
I don't fucking care about your fetish, neither does the shit-cocking dickhead who commented above you, neither does the carpet-munching dill-hole who commented below you. Even if you all share the same fetish -
Nobody
Fucking
CARES
I'm not going to go up to every non-adult picture that shows an ass, clothed or not and say, "OH MY GOD, I WANT TO FUCK THAT ASS SO FUCKING HARD" because the artist and everyone who looks at the picture would probably think I'm fucking NUTS.
Speaking of NUTS, I'm not going to go up to every picture with the slightest of bulges in the crotch and say, "OH MY GOD, I WANT THEM TO FUCK ME TIL I BLEEEED"
BECAUSE THEN, I WOULD BE FUCKING NUTS.
Now, do what the nice footer says.
Now get the hell out.
<3<3<3: 
kdbolitho
The Things That Piss Me Off
Things That Piss Me Off Volume I
Things That Piss Me Off Volume II
Things That Piss Me Off Volume III
Things That Piss Me Off Volume IV
Things That Piss Me Off Volume V
Things That Piss Me Off Volume VI
Things That Piss Me Off Volume VII
Things That Piss Me Off Volume VIII
Things That Piss Me Off Volume IX
Things That Piss Me Off Volume X
Things That Piss Me Off Volume XI
Things That Piss Me Off Volume XII
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kdbolitho
But yeah, I totally agree.
I had fun with the cursing, though, so that's all that matters. ;P
Obviously I have no deep dark secrets to be discovered :V
also I totally just started writing something that I want to make into an epic
even if it kinda sucks
I want to hear this epicness. No, I must hear this epicness. c:
seriously
darnit you made me broadcast them.
sorry for spamming your inbox btw
This made me laugh, hard.
I feel the same way, too. I like Macro, but not crushing stuff. That's just creepy.
The furry fandom allows the darker side of humanity to show. It's very sexual, and very open about its sexual nature, so that lets people be open with their creepiness.
You know, I'm all for fetishes. A lot of my friends frequent fetish clubs and have suitcases filled with fetish items and such. I have my own fetishes, and I know everyone has something that really cranks them up. Hell, there are some macro artists who I think have some really cool art. Like
Just waiting for everyone else to join in.
*still clapping*
I agree with part of what you're saying, like how it's fucking annoying when people slobber all over a fairly innocent picture, plastering their fetish over it, however, I don't think you have a real right to judge what people like. It's cartoon people, 100% fiction after all.
It isn't entirely fictional, though. Like I mentioned in the journal...YouTube and "belly inflation". O.o
Although, I was kind of going off of the point I was originally making, that nobody wants to hear about someone else' fetishes.
Unless it's relevant to the conversation, of course.
Let's face it, though, "I get off on feet" isn't really the best conversation started. ;P
and yeah HEY THERE WHAT'S YOUR NAME? I LIKE MACRO
As for WHY it's appealing, I think it touches into something anciently engraved into so much of us in relation to breeding: Power. Macro/micro is a fetish that has largely to do with displays of great physical power over another (and crushing can be a direct display of this combined with some sort of psychological dominance as well). This is a manifestation of the desire for control, which itself is a turn-on to potential partners because the more control one has over one's environment, the more likelihood one has to secure the well-being of one's offspring, meaning greater chance of survival of the species.
That only indirectly explains why crushing someone else may be considered sexy, I understand, but it's the best reasoning I can provide.
The crushing is still really disconcertingly morbid, though.
I have to watch you now.
Oh, my god, I'm going to hear him every time I use that now. O.o
Also, much thanks for the watch! :D
You can please yourself in every day life outside of FA (not in public, of course) but some people have to go and post a pic of it here and even go so far as to devote a whole picture/comic to growth spurts down under. Not to my taste.
Sadly kink shaming white knights exist :/