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Writers Hammer - Rules
13 years ago
At the time of writing, Boss Snikrot thinks there should be more porn of: Principal Celestia
Commissioned Artwork and Gifts!
Writers Hammer guidelines are here!
Wanna ask Wolf, Lucky or anyone else on his team a question?
Tumblr written pieces! Check them out!
Pokemon X Friend Code: 1977-1086-6530
Commissioned Artwork and Gifts!
Writers Hammer guidelines are here!
Wanna ask Wolf, Lucky or anyone else on his team a question?
Tumblr written pieces! Check them out!
Pokemon X Friend Code: 1977-1086-6530
This journal's going to be to document the guidelines for Writers Hammer. If you're looking to pitch me an idea for when I open one up, please familiarise yourself with these rules. They may be subject to change, so don't forget to check these each time, especially since I could throw in a regulation or two to keep things interesting.
General Section
- Your idea must be something I'm comfortable writing. This pertains mostly to extreme fetishes, but if you pick a character that I just can't find attractive in any way then I will tell you.
- One idea per comment. Please wait until I have finished your first idea before submitting another.
- Two character maximum to an idea. I might use a third as a plot device, but the bulk of it will need to be between two characters.
- The idea can be sexual or clean.
- I won't accept characters who aren't 100% male or female for simplicity's sake (also not comfortable writing those).
- If I can't correctly refer to a character as a single species, I won't write it. This means no hybrids.
- The only OCs I will accept are my own, and any idea involving them is heavily subject to my approval.
- If I have to look up who a character is, I won't be writing about it.
- Please keep it within FA's AUP guidelines. I would prefer not to have the admins on my case.
- No crossovers.
- Please have patience. I don't spend my every waking moment in front of my laptop writing smut, so if you get snippy about me not having written your idea yet I will not write it at all.
- If a request would possibly advance the story line of one of my own stories, I can't write it because of possible spoilers.
- You need to give me a decent idea of what you want. If you're too general (eg, X doing whatever you can think of), then I will take that literally. So be sure to at least give me a basic frame to work with.
- Anonymous requests are fine via note, just remember that I will comment your idea myself on the journal and write it there, then reply to your note with a link.
Pokemon
- Any pokemon will be written as though they are in their natural, feral forms. I only write anthros for special reasons.
- While I have a fairly broad range of pokemon I can like/find sexy, there are some that I just can't. I'll tell you if I can't write about a character in a specific way. (Example, how I can't find Scrafty sexy in any way)
- Requests involving Artemis the Charmeleon are exempt from the feral rule, but are currently unavailable.
Yu-Gi-Oh!
- If you want something with an obscure duel monster in it, please give me a link to the card in question. The Yu-Gi-Oh! Wikia is a great source for this.
- Any version of Yu-Gi-Oh! is welcome (meaning the original, GX, 5Ds and Zexal)
- NO LIGHTSWORNS OR SIX SAMURAI!!! I hate them as much as I hate Lizardmen, and that says a lot.
- The natural, feral rule from the Pokemon section applies here too. So, consider what you are asking if you want something like Akiza x Red Dragon Archfiend.
Warhammer/Warhammer 40k
- This has to at least follow the background. Example, no female space marines, no meme-based nonsense, etc.
- Fantasy and 40k in the same idea is considered a crossover.
- The only exception that exists in the first rule for this sections is female, non-breeder Skaven.
- NO LIZARDMEN AND NO SPACE MARINES!!! The only exception is Space Wolves, because they're the fun marines. Sisters of Battle are not considered to be space marines.
- Remember how in the Yu-Gi-Oh! sections I mentioned something about Akiza x Red Dragon Archfiend? Well, keep that sort of thing in mind if you're asking for a monster/monstrous creature.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- Only one MLP:FiM request will be taken per month.
- Only the following characters will be accepted: Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Discord, Iron Will, Rally Flag. Spike is alright so long as he is not involved in any sexual activity.
- The natural, feral rule from the Pokemon section applies here too.
These are all the guidelines at the moment.
- Updates will be written in green for easy sight
- Temporarily suspended guidelines will be changed to red to show that they are only stopped for a short period
General Section
- Your idea must be something I'm comfortable writing. This pertains mostly to extreme fetishes, but if you pick a character that I just can't find attractive in any way then I will tell you.
- One idea per comment. Please wait until I have finished your first idea before submitting another.
- Two character maximum to an idea. I might use a third as a plot device, but the bulk of it will need to be between two characters.
- The idea can be sexual or clean.
- I won't accept characters who aren't 100% male or female for simplicity's sake (also not comfortable writing those).
- If I can't correctly refer to a character as a single species, I won't write it. This means no hybrids.
- The only OCs I will accept are my own, and any idea involving them is heavily subject to my approval.
- If I have to look up who a character is, I won't be writing about it.
- Please keep it within FA's AUP guidelines. I would prefer not to have the admins on my case.
- No crossovers.
- Please have patience. I don't spend my every waking moment in front of my laptop writing smut, so if you get snippy about me not having written your idea yet I will not write it at all.
- If a request would possibly advance the story line of one of my own stories, I can't write it because of possible spoilers.
- You need to give me a decent idea of what you want. If you're too general (eg, X doing whatever you can think of), then I will take that literally. So be sure to at least give me a basic frame to work with.
- Anonymous requests are fine via note, just remember that I will comment your idea myself on the journal and write it there, then reply to your note with a link.
Pokemon
- Any pokemon will be written as though they are in their natural, feral forms. I only write anthros for special reasons.
- While I have a fairly broad range of pokemon I can like/find sexy, there are some that I just can't. I'll tell you if I can't write about a character in a specific way. (Example, how I can't find Scrafty sexy in any way)
- Requests involving Artemis the Charmeleon are exempt from the feral rule, but are currently unavailable.
Yu-Gi-Oh!
- If you want something with an obscure duel monster in it, please give me a link to the card in question. The Yu-Gi-Oh! Wikia is a great source for this.
- Any version of Yu-Gi-Oh! is welcome (meaning the original, GX, 5Ds and Zexal)
- NO LIGHTSWORNS OR SIX SAMURAI!!! I hate them as much as I hate Lizardmen, and that says a lot.
- The natural, feral rule from the Pokemon section applies here too. So, consider what you are asking if you want something like Akiza x Red Dragon Archfiend.
Warhammer/Warhammer 40k
- This has to at least follow the background. Example, no female space marines, no meme-based nonsense, etc.
- Fantasy and 40k in the same idea is considered a crossover.
- The only exception that exists in the first rule for this sections is female, non-breeder Skaven.
- NO LIZARDMEN AND NO SPACE MARINES!!! The only exception is Space Wolves, because they're the fun marines. Sisters of Battle are not considered to be space marines.
- Remember how in the Yu-Gi-Oh! sections I mentioned something about Akiza x Red Dragon Archfiend? Well, keep that sort of thing in mind if you're asking for a monster/monstrous creature.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- Only one MLP:FiM request will be taken per month.
- Only the following characters will be accepted: Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Discord, Iron Will, Rally Flag. Spike is alright so long as he is not involved in any sexual activity.
- The natural, feral rule from the Pokemon section applies here too.
These are all the guidelines at the moment.
- Updates will be written in green for easy sight
- Temporarily suspended guidelines will be changed to red to show that they are only stopped for a short period
*only joking.. stay calm.. xD
Now, my ACTUAL idea:
*trust me to provide (at least) half-decent 40k ideas ^^
DEldar Wych and Firewarrior.. and she figures that considering they're the two survivors left on the battlefield, she may as well have her way with him - and when they(by that, I mean her) are done, she'll try for round two.
DEldar have combat drugs, but they're BOUND to have other stuff on their person (I don't necessarily mean POCKETS, either.. nyehehehhe) >:D
(end of idea, but here's just some food-for-thought)
I don't actually find it that hard to imagine a DELdar warrior running into battle, carving through foe (and friend!), blood from their victims going everywhere - all the while the DEldar's codpiece hides a raging boner.
*shudders*
"LADIES! It is THIS big! Point to a hole for it or I shall MAKE ONE MYSELF!"
~ you know where that's from XD
I'll probably get to it tomorrow though, 'cause I'm gonna go to bed soon.
Didn't see the "rules" in the title - thought this was the actual one :P