Watching The Kids (Unfinished) (???)
13 years ago
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She enjoys portraying herself as a half-aware and dimwitted beast, drunken in the stupor of her own bodily composure.
Random dialogue goodness. :3
Naturally unfinished, because I like detailing the epic or derpy moments first! X3
Linda: *to Akira* CLOTHE YOURSELF!!!
Sheryl: Eagh... Why does she hafta be so mean about it? I mean, couldn't she just, y'know...ask?
Slade: ...No?
Sheryl: Why not?
Slade: Oh you know what? Come to think of it, I don't know why...... -- MAYBE BECAUSE HIS DICK IS HANGING OUT?!
Katherine: You talk like a dumbass.
Slade: And you have the intellect of one. I win.
Katherine: ...What did you just say?
Sheryl: Kat, let it go...
Katherine: Don't make me come over there, because when I do, I will beat the fucking SHIT out of you~
Slade: Tch.
Sheryl: Kat...
Katherine: No I mean REALLY, I don't like hitting little boys. But I'll make an exception for his ass...
Slade: Hoe, please...~
Katherine: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!
Slade: And get someone to wash YOURS out with soap!
Sheryl: Stop! Akira, can you hear this?!
Akira: Yup.
Sheryl: Don't you think Kat should lay off?
Akira: ...No? HAHAHAHAHA!
Nigel: ...Why are these my friends?
Punk: Because the 'demon pussy' got old...
Nigel: ~The FUCK?!
Punk: What?
Nigel: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Punk: I said your grandma is getting old. Jeez, don't you ever listen?
Shila: Such insolence should never emanate forth from ze mouth of a stupid cat!
Punk: Huh?
Nigel: Come to think of it...
Shila: *to Punk* You have ze attention span of a malnurtured calf, yet you expect others to take such muff from you? What a stupid crock! And fitting, from a stupid cat!
Punk: Stop calling me stupid!
Nigel: Okay, you can be a moron then.
Punk: Say what???
Nigel: Consider it a title of class.
Shila: Stupid kitties don't need class!
Punk: I'm not stupid!
Nigel: Of course not, because you're moronic, which is better.
Punk: Really?
Nigel: Yes Punk...
Punk: Eh? *to Shila* Take THAT!
Shila: Ugh!
Punk: What? Can't stand to be around a classy guy? Too bad, ha!
Ryan: ...That's just wrong...
XD

Realitybites
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sounds a lot like my last class of the day, I get updates on all the bitch fits and cat fights before the class even starts ... I don't smoke and I don't drink, but if I did would have to be the first thing I do after glbeletting out of there XD