A bit of a thank you story for doing a picture of Cassandra for me.

Cassandra sits down on a chair where she is talking to a
white duck wearing a red eye-mask and cape.

Cassandra: Moo it's so nice to meet you Wonderduck.

Wonderduck: It's nice being here.

Cassandra: So honey your a superhero?

Wonderduck: YES of course.

Cassandra: So...what's your most outstanding feature?

Wonderduck: My costume of course. Do you like it?

Cassandra: Yes it's really cute. Where did you get it?

Wonderduck: That my fine bovine is a superhero secret.

Cassandra: Ebay?

Wonderduck: DAMN IT! How did you deduce that?

Cassandra: You have a tag sticking out.

Wonderduck: Oh...well that's just proof I defeated the highest
bidder.

Cassandra: So you fight crime?

Wonderduck: Yes of course.

Cassandra: What kind of crime?

Wonderduck: The bad kind.

Cassandra: * giggles* So I notice you got a big Q on your chest.
What does it stand for?

Wonderduck: Oh that's my theme song. I go
QUACK! QUACK-QUACK QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Cassandra put her hands over her mouth to keep herself from
laughing out loud.

Cassandra: So do you have any special powers?

Wonderduck: Yes I can fly.

Cassandra: Of course. How far?

Wonderduck: Well...in the fall I fly all the way to the south.
And in the spring I fly all the way back to the north.

Cassandra: So do you have any other powers?

Wonderduck: Yes! X-ray visions. I can see through anything.

Cassandra: Really?

Wonderduck: Yes...anything except silocones. Damn it! And
from your T-shirt it makes me glad I'm wearing loose shorts.

Cassandra: GASP! How dare you!

Wonderduck: What? You got a beautiful pair. Those are super
hooters. If you have a costume you have two D's on your chest.
If you have a theme-song you would go TA TA-TA TAH!

Cassandra: Oh your a dirty duck. So you can fly and have
X-ray visions. You sound like Superman. Can you leap over
tall buildings in a single bound?

Wonderduck: Why the hell would I do that? Theres not a lot of call
for it.

Cassandra: Superman does it.

Wonderduck: PFFT! Show-off. He could save the fuss and walk
around the Friggin thing.

Cassandra: So do you change your costume in a phone booth?

Wonderduck: What?

Cassandra: Superman does that too.

Wonderduck: He's got a lot of issues doesn't he? Well what about
you do you have any superheroes you like?

Cassandra: I kind of like Aquaman. He can breath underwater
and talk to fish.

Wonderduck: Oh yeah he has the same powers as spongebob.

Cassandra: I like the Hulk the angerier he gets.
The stronger he gets.

Wonderduck: Yeah just like every white-trailer trash guys who gets
busted on Cops.

Cassandra: I like the Flash.

Wonderduck: He doesn't have any powers! He's on meth.

Cassandra: And I like Batman.

Wonderduck: Oh he's the wrose superhero. A grown-man in a
rubbersuit running around at night with a young boy.
You don't need X-ray vision to see what's going on there.

Cassandra: So Wonderduck have you ever done any battles?

Wonderduck: Yes today I was battling a Dinosaur Skeleton.

Cassandra: You mean Fossil?

Wonderduck: Yes of course.

Cassandra: What kind of battle?

Wonderduck: Checkers! And everytime I get a king. He sends his
T-rex girl named Tyra to eat one of them.

Cassandra: So what did you do?

Wonderduck: I did what any super hero would do. I slept with Tyra.

Cassandra: WONDERDUCK!

Wonderduck: What? Can I help it if giving super-sex is my
superpowers? Speaking of which how about...

Cassandra: Sorry honey I'm a lesbian.

Wonderduck: Damn it. It figures all the super-hooters are either
taken or are lesbians.

Cassandra: That's Wonderduck everybody. Thank you for being
here.

Wonderduck: Thank you for the talk. Now I'm off.
QUACK! QUACK-QUACK QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Just as he flew off, his tail feathers fall off revealing his naked
rear-end.

Wonderduck: Son of a bitch. My butt look like Lex Luthor!
Can you hand my feathers back?

Cassandra hands him over his feathers.

Wonderduck: * sheeplishly* Quack quack-quack quaaaaaaaaack!