I had a random exchange of words between myself and another Army recruit two weeks ago while we were waiting to take the Physical Fitness Assessment test. Keep in mind the recruit is also a male and he kinda emasculated himself.

Me: Oh look a granddaddy long legs.
Recruit: Oh fuck I hate spiders.....
Me: It's not really a spider but yeah.....
Recruit: I'm gonna step on it......
*steps on creature*
Me: It's still alive.....
Recruit: .........................
Me: You know, that might have been a female. You could've killed a grandmother long legs. You could've taken aways some grandbabies their grandmother. She wouldn't be able to cook any cookies for her grandkids if you had killed her. How would you feel if someone stepped on your grandmother?
Recruit: (laughing) Shut up man.....
I'm laughing as well because I'm not serious at all about this. But it just came to me to be silly.

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