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Bad Idea #9: Test Your Strength
17 years ago
Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.
No bells will ring, but some nuts will crack.
minotorture reminded me of something when he suggested adapting a carnival style strength test setup for inflicting testicular agony. These are the tall things with a weight on a rod and you swing a sledge and hit the pad at the base and the lever arrangement sends the weight up the rod. Swing just right and hard enough, and the weight hits a bell on the top. Ring the bell and you win.
Test Your Strength - Win A (Neutered) Minotaur?
Lets remove the bell and add another lever or release. And maybe another couple rods, not too close by.. And a very heavy, nasty, means-business weight up at the top of the new setup. And now add in a nude bull, strapped into place so he won't be going anywhere. His balls are restrained - say a fairly tight cord or U-bolt around the neck of the scrotum and holding everything still on the target area. The target area? That's where the big, heavy, nasty weight will fall when someone wins.
EDIT: I picture the weight as looking a bit like a jet or winged-space-plane. The ends of the "wings" would be sleeves that fit around the guide poles so it always falls to the right spot. The main body is the bulk of the weight and the nose tapers down to a size that will fit between the vitims legs (don't want to hurt his legs after all) and a have a flat nose for a big hammer or mallet like effect that *will* crush both balls. The victim's penis is out of the way due to arousal or is being held out of the way by some sort of restraint.
The player swings, she hits the plate at the base as usual, the small weight goes up. If it goes up all the way, the release trips and the big, heavy, nasty weight falls down. He's not a bull anymore and won't be playing again. Picture this in a carnival setting, of course.
Is the bull gagged? He could be. Maybe he's not a volunteer and nobody wants to hear that pleading or complaining, or everyone wants to keep the noise level down when there is a winner. Or maybe he really is a volunteer and he's bantering with players ("You? You swing like a girl. I bet my balls you won't even get close to the top.")
Add a sign for price of tries, $1 a swing, 6 tries for $5 or such. And if you're feeling nasty, add "cheating encouraged" to the sign. It's just a matter of where the sledge lands...
Then there's the matter of what instant in time to show. Before anything really starts, except the banter if any? As she is swinging the sledge? Just as the sledge hits and the small weight is going up *fast*? As or just after the release is tripped and the big weight is starting to fall. That last sounds the best. You know what will happen. Mr. Bull knows what will happen. And he is helpless to do anything about it. The player is, of course, very happy to have won... the win itself, and the silencing of any banter if there was such. If there was, it would end in a dash. Like this, "You don't stand a chan-..."
Now, the sign could change. I know "Win A Gelding" works better (So why did I start with a bull? This was minotorture's inspiration, so...), and there could be a (now) nervous stallion bound and waiting, maybe with a sign 'NEXT'. Just because he volunteered (if he did), doesn't mean he won't want to change his mind (too late!) when he sees what happens. Though, who knows, there could be a line forming there. And not just for those wanting to have a go at swinging the sledge.
What sort of carnival is this? Minotorture says it's charitable...
No bells will ring, but some nuts will crack.
minotorture reminded me of something when he suggested adapting a carnival style strength test setup for inflicting testicular agony. These are the tall things with a weight on a rod and you swing a sledge and hit the pad at the base and the lever arrangement sends the weight up the rod. Swing just right and hard enough, and the weight hits a bell on the top. Ring the bell and you win.Test Your Strength - Win A (Neutered) Minotaur?
Lets remove the bell and add another lever or release. And maybe another couple rods, not too close by.. And a very heavy, nasty, means-business weight up at the top of the new setup. And now add in a nude bull, strapped into place so he won't be going anywhere. His balls are restrained - say a fairly tight cord or U-bolt around the neck of the scrotum and holding everything still on the target area. The target area? That's where the big, heavy, nasty weight will fall when someone wins.
EDIT: I picture the weight as looking a bit like a jet or winged-space-plane. The ends of the "wings" would be sleeves that fit around the guide poles so it always falls to the right spot. The main body is the bulk of the weight and the nose tapers down to a size that will fit between the vitims legs (don't want to hurt his legs after all) and a have a flat nose for a big hammer or mallet like effect that *will* crush both balls. The victim's penis is out of the way due to arousal or is being held out of the way by some sort of restraint.
The player swings, she hits the plate at the base as usual, the small weight goes up. If it goes up all the way, the release trips and the big, heavy, nasty weight falls down. He's not a bull anymore and won't be playing again. Picture this in a carnival setting, of course.
Is the bull gagged? He could be. Maybe he's not a volunteer and nobody wants to hear that pleading or complaining, or everyone wants to keep the noise level down when there is a winner. Or maybe he really is a volunteer and he's bantering with players ("You? You swing like a girl. I bet my balls you won't even get close to the top.")
Add a sign for price of tries, $1 a swing, 6 tries for $5 or such. And if you're feeling nasty, add "cheating encouraged" to the sign. It's just a matter of where the sledge lands...
Then there's the matter of what instant in time to show. Before anything really starts, except the banter if any? As she is swinging the sledge? Just as the sledge hits and the small weight is going up *fast*? As or just after the release is tripped and the big weight is starting to fall. That last sounds the best. You know what will happen. Mr. Bull knows what will happen. And he is helpless to do anything about it. The player is, of course, very happy to have won... the win itself, and the silencing of any banter if there was such. If there was, it would end in a dash. Like this, "You don't stand a chan-..."
Now, the sign could change. I know "Win A Gelding" works better (So why did I start with a bull? This was
minotorture's inspiration, so...), and there could be a (now) nervous stallion bound and waiting, maybe with a sign 'NEXT'. Just because he volunteered (if he did), doesn't mean he won't want to change his mind (too late!) when he sees what happens. Though, who knows, there could be a line forming there. And not just for those wanting to have a go at swinging the sledge.What sort of carnival is this? Minotorture says it's charitable...
and speaking of banter, the guy in charge of the game could be saying things like "break his balls and win the rest of him"
and for the name, aren't neutered bulls called oxen? i think that's right...or you could call it "Win a 'Cow'", just as if that were a dog in the game, it'd be "Win a 'bitch'"
or you could just call it "Neuter your own" then it's non-speciesist
maybe have a sign (and a nice long queue under it) for "Volunteers" -drool-
Yeah, the banter makes it all the more amusing I think. And you know he volunteered... or was REALLY well coerced! I love that line for the gamemaster (gamemistress? Hrmm), "Break his balls and win the rest of him." And it leave it wide open what use that rest might be put to.
The volunteer queue should have various species, shouldn't it? Do players pick their target out of the line, or do they have to wait until someone takes care of those in front of their choice target? But that's matter that doesn't go in the picture. I can see a mix of volunteers and "volunteers" and can just picture a look of slight relief as a volunteer cuts ahead of a "volunteer"...
This is the most complicated version. A simple version might show just the victim and the player. Or even just the victim and the sledge leaning against the machine, waiting for someone... I like the complicated version better, so much more to look at and think on.
-braindrools-