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So Daiq. Are You Excited For Pride?
17 years ago
Hee hee hee ho ho ho ha ha ha.
Recently this is the most common question I've heard because you know, I'm apparently the authority on homosexuality. Every time someone asks me this horrid question, I immediately turn into a bitch and rant like crazy. So instead of ranting every time someone asks me this question, I thought, hey, I'll make an FA journal and show them that instead.
The golden question: "So Daiq, are you excited for pride?"
The long winded answer:
No, I'm fucking not excited for pride at all.
(This answer is usually followed up by this question, most often regretted being asked by the one who posed it)
Well, why not?
Hee. I'll tell you why.
Pride is one of the most selfish acts that the homosexuality community can bestow upon itself. In exchange for one night of wild, romping fun and millions in tourist dollars, you are re-enforcing every single negative stereotype that our community has to offer. Cause, a news flash to the rest of the world out there, we are NOT all buttpirate who dress up in sundresses or faerie wings, or go nude in public, or wear boytoy leather, and shit like that. Some of us do, sure. But not all of us.
The idea of pride is to help make people aware of us, what we stand for, and try and make straight people comfortable with the idea of homosexuality, and what do we do to proport this? Crossdress, hit on everything in sight, lead our slaves through town on collar and lead and wear pink shirts that say I Kiss Boys? NO. You know what this is effectively doing? It's effectively shoving every single closeted homosexual back into the closet even further because as soon as the notion of even coming out to their parents crosses their mind, they see a picture in the paper of PRIDE WEEK! With a glorious, half nude, crossdressing guy in spandex, crazy red hair, a five foot fruit hat and seven inch heels. They sure want their son to be like that.
Here's a glorious newsflash to the people out there in the parade who are prancing around in boy toy leather and shit, and actively portraying your BDSM personas in support of being prideful. DON'T DO IT. That shit is meant to be kept IN the bedroom, or clubs for that sake, NOT in the public streets in plain view of just about everything you see out there. It's a personal matter, and homosexuality is NOT some 300 pound bearded guy carrying some twink around on a leash; keep it to your fucking bedroom. I don't march in a freaking parade waving my genital warts at the crowd and spew them with pus to get my point across. Why? Because it's a PRIVATE MATTER, and NOTHING to do with the community I live in.
Here's an idea. If you want to be proud of your community and you want to be accepted by those that don't view your interests just yet, try acting a bit more like you would in a given situation. You know what kind of parade -I'd- like to see? Regular joes, gay mind you, walking through the street with their hands in their pockets, and smiling. Someone can ask you if you're gay. Then you can shrug your shoulders, say "yup", and move on. You're not going to be respected by shoving this obnoxious shit in peoples faces.
One last note: Stop giving ME a terrible name. Do you know how freaking difficult it is going around with the lisp I have, instantly telling people that I like to pound butt, and some people actually FAKE that same lisp to try and make themselves gayer? I digress, but it's fucking annoying, because of the stupid damn voice, fuck my usual mannerisms, fuck my usual antics, fuck everything else about me, it IMMEDIATELY labels me a flaming fairy faggot, and it pisses me right the hell up the wall. I don't crossdress, I keep my private shit to my bedroom and to myself, I'm a completely normal person. But thanks to all of you marching in your stupid little parade wearing fairy wings and talking with your fake lisps, I'm immediately the authority on homoseuality, because I simply BREATHE it, when all I do is act normal so that people will treat me normal. But no. YOU make it impossible for me to be myself and for me to live my life the way I want it. You re-enforce EVERY single negative attribute and stereotype in our community that others frown upon simply so you can have a night of clowning around and hooking up.
But alas. Those that speak the loudest are heard most often.
Gay Pride Parade, kindly fuck off and die.
And that, is the answer to that question. n_n
P.S. - I'm all for pride. Not for pride parades.
Recently this is the most common question I've heard because you know, I'm apparently the authority on homosexuality. Every time someone asks me this horrid question, I immediately turn into a bitch and rant like crazy. So instead of ranting every time someone asks me this question, I thought, hey, I'll make an FA journal and show them that instead.
The golden question: "So Daiq, are you excited for pride?"
The long winded answer:
No, I'm fucking not excited for pride at all.
(This answer is usually followed up by this question, most often regretted being asked by the one who posed it)
Well, why not?
Hee. I'll tell you why.
Pride is one of the most selfish acts that the homosexuality community can bestow upon itself. In exchange for one night of wild, romping fun and millions in tourist dollars, you are re-enforcing every single negative stereotype that our community has to offer. Cause, a news flash to the rest of the world out there, we are NOT all buttpirate who dress up in sundresses or faerie wings, or go nude in public, or wear boytoy leather, and shit like that. Some of us do, sure. But not all of us.
The idea of pride is to help make people aware of us, what we stand for, and try and make straight people comfortable with the idea of homosexuality, and what do we do to proport this? Crossdress, hit on everything in sight, lead our slaves through town on collar and lead and wear pink shirts that say I Kiss Boys? NO. You know what this is effectively doing? It's effectively shoving every single closeted homosexual back into the closet even further because as soon as the notion of even coming out to their parents crosses their mind, they see a picture in the paper of PRIDE WEEK! With a glorious, half nude, crossdressing guy in spandex, crazy red hair, a five foot fruit hat and seven inch heels. They sure want their son to be like that.
Here's a glorious newsflash to the people out there in the parade who are prancing around in boy toy leather and shit, and actively portraying your BDSM personas in support of being prideful. DON'T DO IT. That shit is meant to be kept IN the bedroom, or clubs for that sake, NOT in the public streets in plain view of just about everything you see out there. It's a personal matter, and homosexuality is NOT some 300 pound bearded guy carrying some twink around on a leash; keep it to your fucking bedroom. I don't march in a freaking parade waving my genital warts at the crowd and spew them with pus to get my point across. Why? Because it's a PRIVATE MATTER, and NOTHING to do with the community I live in.
Here's an idea. If you want to be proud of your community and you want to be accepted by those that don't view your interests just yet, try acting a bit more like you would in a given situation. You know what kind of parade -I'd- like to see? Regular joes, gay mind you, walking through the street with their hands in their pockets, and smiling. Someone can ask you if you're gay. Then you can shrug your shoulders, say "yup", and move on. You're not going to be respected by shoving this obnoxious shit in peoples faces.
One last note: Stop giving ME a terrible name. Do you know how freaking difficult it is going around with the lisp I have, instantly telling people that I like to pound butt, and some people actually FAKE that same lisp to try and make themselves gayer? I digress, but it's fucking annoying, because of the stupid damn voice, fuck my usual mannerisms, fuck my usual antics, fuck everything else about me, it IMMEDIATELY labels me a flaming fairy faggot, and it pisses me right the hell up the wall. I don't crossdress, I keep my private shit to my bedroom and to myself, I'm a completely normal person. But thanks to all of you marching in your stupid little parade wearing fairy wings and talking with your fake lisps, I'm immediately the authority on homoseuality, because I simply BREATHE it, when all I do is act normal so that people will treat me normal. But no. YOU make it impossible for me to be myself and for me to live my life the way I want it. You re-enforce EVERY single negative attribute and stereotype in our community that others frown upon simply so you can have a night of clowning around and hooking up.
But alas. Those that speak the loudest are heard most often.
Gay Pride Parade, kindly fuck off and die.
And that, is the answer to that question. n_n
P.S. - I'm all for pride. Not for pride parades.
OMG, you have genital warts? D=>
I'm kidding of course hon. *hugs* <3I feel where ya comin from.
I agree with it all.