Scratches Vol. 6!
13 years ago
Come one, come all! Come in pairs, in threesomes and foursomes! Come with friends or come alone, but most certainly, come!
Gather around good people of the Internet, for it's another new year--which means--the end to another dry spell! Are you pining for pictures of penetration, thirsty for a touch of titillation, or simply suffering from a lack of imagination? Looking for some illustrations to add new sensations to your self ministrations?
Accept no substitutions or dubious duplications!
There is but one--beside the other five--manly muse for masturbation!
This is the arguably greatest, and certainly latest, lexicon of lusts: Scratches Vol. 6!
What you need is anthro animals all-around aroused and asking for affection! One brand-new collection of come-hither canines, teasing tigers, amorous alligators, leashed lions, hot and heavy horses, passionate pachyderms, and loving lemurs! Wicked wolves to wet your whistle and filthy foxes feed the fantasy!
This latest collection of Scratches is guaranteed not to rust, throw sparks or put out fires, but may cure chastity, cause consideration of bi-curiosity, or create the conditions for crazy carnality!
But what exactly is it, you want to know!
It’s a CD collection of sketches and so forth, overflowing with over 120 high-resolution porn-o-graphic images, over 90 never before online!
So here’s the short and sweet! For a mere $25 (which includes shipping to the US) you get this brand new Scratches Vol. 6 CD filled with over 120 adult male/male sketches, colored pencil works and painted pieces—all at a higher-than-web-resolution, at 1200 pixels long or wide.
*Over 120 images, 90 never before seen!
*All male/male, or in some cases, m/m/m/m/m/m/m
*Only $25, which covers shipping to the US!
(+$2 USD for overseas shipping)Check out a sample image from Scratches Vol. 6, right here!
How do you get this fine CD into your collection, you want to know!
Just email me at screwbald[at]gmail.com and I'll tell you all you need to know about getting this miracle product in your paws!
I will be offering a short sale online for the CDs until Monday, the 14th, so order now if you're interested! After that, you will find Vol. 6 on my dealer's table at FurtherConfusion the following weekend, as well as at other conventions I attend throughout the year.
The CD will be shipped in a slim DVD case for your own (and it's) protection, packaged in a bubble mailer by USPS First Class. I plan on having the majority in the post on Monday.
BUT WAIT! That’s not all!
If you missed the last couple of years, I’ve also got Scratches Volume 5 available for $20, or Volume 4 for $15 (plus shipping.)
And for those who are just joining the fun, I am offer a single CD bundled with the previous years Vol. 1 - 5 for the low price of $65! That's over 600 adult images, one CD packed with horny horses, kinky cats, raunchy rhinos, seductive servals, virile vulpine, off-color okapi, hot huskies, and much, much more!
Questions, comments, or want to order one for yourself?
Email me at screwbald[at]gmail.com !
Cheers and Salutations,
Dr. Blotch*
*PhD in Pornography from the College of Copulation
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PhD in Pornography from the College of Copulation
I lol'd
If I had the money i'd grab it just to see what its all about.
Anyways, keep it up you two c:
Since I'm not hitting up FC, I'll enjoy it from home ^.^
I may not be able to afford the Scratches CD(s) at this time but I always look forward to reading your sales pitch. They're always chock full of ostentatious onomatopoeia's, quotable quips and slapstick kneeslappers.
Thanks for the laugh, Dr. Blotch. You really *DO* have the best medicine! ;3
And, actually, after I get back from FurtherConfusion, I will offer another bunch of CDs for sale. I will keep the same offer for Vol. 1-5 & 6 in place, too.
Else I'll just wait for vol. 7! ;)