Woo, 5 parts already! :D
<3 Also Happy Valentines to everyone! <3

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This is our groups little adventure-story, written by  Bachri
You, the reader can choose by a comment how the story will continue!

When you do so, take into account please that the character has current stats and "abilities".
For more information, please read the idea here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4306730/

Parts so far:
The beginning: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4310918/
Part 1: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4313973/
Part 2: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4320207/
Part 3: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4330724/
Part 4: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4335554

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Part 5


>C: Magic Combo

The two drunken combatants attack, swinging wildly with their fists and any makeshift weapons they grab along the way. But your training makes their motions a pitiable mess in comparison to your graceful dodging. This is your element, evading a wild, feral threat until it tires itself out, leaving room for your precise and deadly counter attacks. Unfortunately, these are not just wild and feral animals- they are members of your tribe.

As fun as it is to play cat and cat with these fools, you decide that it is best to try to subdue them quickly, before too much property damage is done. You plant your feet on the edge of a railing and push off, propelling yourself towards the smaller of your attackers. Sadly, it seemed that the fighting had sobered them up slightly, and their own untrained reflexes had put you into a false sense of superiority. A fucking bar stool rams into your forehead at full force, sending you flying into a table and bouncing into the far wall.

(-15 HP)

(-10 Attention (Head Injury))

You only lose consciousness for a split second, long enough to make the two Felinid's in front of you think you might be dead. You're lost in a daze, the blow to your head leaving a large, swelling mark. Your mind struggles to clear itself, but at the same time, the Fyre Mead you just drank begins to settle in your gut, spreading an odd warmth through your veins. It helps make you feel more alert, but what really gets you to snap to attention is the fire that's begun to lap at your fingertips.

The Felinids in the room begin to back away as sparkles of pure fire leap from your claws and ignite the floor. As if reacting to it, the two fighters step forward, their loincloths already removed, and begin to pee directly onto your hands, quickly putting the fires out. With the bar no longer in sudden danger, but not yet relieved, they start aiming their shameless streams up your arms and over your body, soaking you in their musk. It is unacceptable.

They don't notice the flames emerging from your fingers yet again as they continue to piss all over you, and for that they pay the price. With unmatched rage, you lunge forward and grab their barbed dicks even as they continue urinating, and you pour all of your anger into your claws. What happens next needs no explanation...

(Drunk Felinid: -9999 HP)

(Drunk Felinid: -9999 HP)

(-2 MP)

(+50 EXP)

And with both of those idiots incapacitated... or worse... you slowly stumble out of the bar, ignorant of the horrified expressions of everyone there.

Back in the plaza, it appeared that some people were leaving the Council Hall, your parents included. This might be a good chance to get some answers, but you have to acknowledge that you are injured, and probably suffering from a concussion or something. It may be a better idea to go to Juna, the village healer. As you consider what to do, you realize that the severity of that fight had caused you to ignore a vital function... you need to pee, and fairly badly now. It really would be worth looking for a private spot to do your business before it got seriously bad. And even with all of these problems, you REALLY need a fucking bath. Those bastards in the tavern still have their scent all over you.

>HP: 5/20

>MP: 0/2

>Peemeter: 65%

>Attention: 65%

>Embarrassment: 40%

>Experience: Level 2 0/75)

>Inventory (5/10 Items)

A: Talk to parents

B: Get healing

C: Find a place to pee

D: Get a bath

E: (Comment)