i got a puppy today o3o i wanted to name her sha-nay-nay but my parents said no, we might name her buttercup which sucks but its also nice because i can nickname her butt and stuff :3
also i hate quizno's with a burning passion, so fucking annoying
i was never given the memo on how "all the vegetables please" meant "im not sure what kind of vegetables i want on it, please go down the list of shit that you would put on my vegetarian wrap because im not confident in what i would want on it even though i was fucking pretty clear about wanting all of them"
"you want pickles? ok all of them? so you want cucumbers? ok and jalapeno's?"
NO BITCH I WANT A FUCKING STEAK ON IT BECAUSE THATS WHAT ALL VEGETABLES MEANS! IM SORRY THAT "ALL" WASN'T SPECIFIC ENOUGH FOR YOU! QUICK QUESTION? CAN I GET SOME HORSE SEMEN AND FUCKING WHALE MEAT ON IT WHILE IM JUST GOING DOWN THE LIST OF SHIT I WOULD WANT ON IT BECAUSE WHO KNOWS MAYBE THATS ALL UNDER THE FUCKING VEGETABLE CATEGORY!
oh yay its over! now i have to pay 8bucks for something less than a footlong and i have to add my own condiments.
lolcaps =w=
yay firstworldproblems
also im a bastard child and i followed my mom around walmart as i played BOTDF in her ear from my smartphone because its just so funny to see her cry, its almost worth my slight ear period because lol they suck c:

kthxbai <3