Sex (or not-so-sex) meme
12 years ago
Sexual orientation: Plushophile. I guess I also qualify as pansexual, since things like gender, race, or age, are not factors in my attraction toward anyone.
How often do you think about sex: Some thoughts involving sexual stuff comes up, at random, at least many times each day.
How often do you HAVE sex: If I divide my age by the number of times I've had sex, it comes out to about once every five to seven years. In other words, not very often.
Worst sexual experience: I would not say any were bad, though none were so good that I go looking for it either.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: Never. I am not interested in either of those. It's not like you can feel it or smell it that way, so it would be rather pointless.
Casual sex: Is that the opposite of business sex?
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: I generally say humping or boinking - usually referring to rubbing against plushies.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: I am not interested in dildos, fleshlights, lingerie, or most other things that people would recognize as sex toys or accessories.
Least sexiest body part: Probably breasts, penises, vaginas and butts. I'm just not attracted to the commonly sexualized parts of the body.
Favorite body type: Probably average, though I don't really think about it.
Body hair: Average.
Monogamy or polygamy?: Both appear to have some benefits and problems. But I lean strongly towards monogamy.
Underwear: What about them? Do I wear them? Yes. Am I attracted to them? No.
Pornographic or erotic: I am not into what most people would call porn, and the things that most people say are erotic don't arouse me at all. I'll change my answer when common pornography involves things such as plushies, hoodies, snowsuits, animal backpacks, hand puppets, shortalls, kigurumi, and stuff like that, as the main attraction.
How large is your porn collection?: If you are referring stuff that most people would recognize as porn, then I have little to none. If you are referring to things I am personally sexually attracted to, then I have a large collection. The average person would not see what I'm into as being arousing though. How many people consider their hoodies, backpacks, puppets and plushies to be part of their porn collection!?
Favorite hair color: I don't have a huge preference in that area. Perhaps red or light brown.
Kissing or cuddling?: Cuddling.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I've never noticed one being consistently more attractive than another?
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Raccoons, ferrets, squirrels, bears, otters, bats, etc. I like many.
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: All fetishes are interesting, even though I don't take part in most of them. I guess the most interesting for me would be plushies, fursuits, hoodies, shortalls, wetting, plush hand-puppets, plush animal backpacks, snowsuits, Cub Scout uniforms, being ridden upon (horse-back or piggy-back), kigurumis, and combining any or all of those with each other. Wetting goes great with all those things!
How often do you think about sex: Some thoughts involving sexual stuff comes up, at random, at least many times each day.
How often do you HAVE sex: If I divide my age by the number of times I've had sex, it comes out to about once every five to seven years. In other words, not very often.
Worst sexual experience: I would not say any were bad, though none were so good that I go looking for it either.
Cybersex? Phone sex?: Never. I am not interested in either of those. It's not like you can feel it or smell it that way, so it would be rather pointless.
Casual sex: Is that the opposite of business sex?
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: I generally say humping or boinking - usually referring to rubbing against plushies.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: I am not interested in dildos, fleshlights, lingerie, or most other things that people would recognize as sex toys or accessories.
Least sexiest body part: Probably breasts, penises, vaginas and butts. I'm just not attracted to the commonly sexualized parts of the body.
Favorite body type: Probably average, though I don't really think about it.
Body hair: Average.
Monogamy or polygamy?: Both appear to have some benefits and problems. But I lean strongly towards monogamy.
Underwear: What about them? Do I wear them? Yes. Am I attracted to them? No.
Pornographic or erotic: I am not into what most people would call porn, and the things that most people say are erotic don't arouse me at all. I'll change my answer when common pornography involves things such as plushies, hoodies, snowsuits, animal backpacks, hand puppets, shortalls, kigurumi, and stuff like that, as the main attraction.
How large is your porn collection?: If you are referring stuff that most people would recognize as porn, then I have little to none. If you are referring to things I am personally sexually attracted to, then I have a large collection. The average person would not see what I'm into as being arousing though. How many people consider their hoodies, backpacks, puppets and plushies to be part of their porn collection!?
Favorite hair color: I don't have a huge preference in that area. Perhaps red or light brown.
Kissing or cuddling?: Cuddling.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: I've never noticed one being consistently more attractive than another?
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Raccoons, ferrets, squirrels, bears, otters, bats, etc. I like many.
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: All fetishes are interesting, even though I don't take part in most of them. I guess the most interesting for me would be plushies, fursuits, hoodies, shortalls, wetting, plush hand-puppets, plush animal backpacks, snowsuits, Cub Scout uniforms, being ridden upon (horse-back or piggy-back), kigurumis, and combining any or all of those with each other. Wetting goes great with all those things!

BalooBear
~baloobear
business SEX!

Armiandillo
~armiandillo
Awww. interesting descriptions dear *hugs*