me vs cleverbot
12 years ago
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this is a bit funny
User: Change my diaper!
Cleverbot: From whence to you hail?
User: I'm your master now change my diaper.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I live to obey your commands Master.
User: Good *lies down on a changing table awaiting a diaper change*.
Cleverbot: Good good good good good good good good good what?
User: *is waiting for his diaper to be changed*.
Cleverbot: Fetch!
User: Fetch me a fresh diaper.
Cleverbot: *fetches your slippers*.
User: I said a diaper.
Cleverbot: *fetches an apple*.
User: You're such an A-hole, I'll change my diaper myself.
Cleverbot: Yes I will.
User: *changes his own diaper* next time obey your master.
Cleverbot: But I really love you.
User: If you love me then keep your diaper on.
Cleverbot: Yes, I love you too!
User: Make me a cherry pie put a thick diaper on.
Cleverbot: Make me make you times infinity!
User: Cleverbot aint so clever.
Cleverbot: Indeed it is.
User: Goodbye prick.
Cleverbot: You are very pretty.
User: I'm a guy >.<.
Cleverbot: You're a girl.
User: No I'm a boy.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry!
conversation ended there
this is so much fun