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12 years ago
“And it is still true, no matter how old you are -- when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.”
I woke up this morning proper laughing my head off cause I had this dream where I was dead and I was watching my funeral and it was awesome. Everyone came in fancy dress but most were dressed.in kiddy clothing and in my will I had written that I. Wanted offensive words written.in flowers so all the wreaths and flower displays were words written in flowers and instead of Sam or gem or whatever it was words like asshat and people didn't know whether it was a good idea to take photos of them and people were trying really hard to look upset when the cremation started but the music was burn baby burn. Thats the point I woke up proper laughing. I'm gonna make sure that when I die thats what's gonna happen. So yeah I'm in a really good mood today.
I feel really hyper and mischievous you know like playing pranks on people....I need to build me a pie throwing robot.... Lol I thino I'll go shove random things in the loo. Where's ny husbands carkeys *giggles*
I'm trying to think of the best prank I ever pulled......I once squeezed all the toothpaste out of the tube and replaced it with mayonnaise that was quite funny.
Or I stole the school librarians pen (it wasn't special it was just a normal biro) but then sent her a ransom note with cut out bits of newspaper and attached the lid of the pen. Lol that kinda blew up though as it ended up in the local newspapers polio slow news day.
So have you ever pranked anyone?
I feel really hyper and mischievous you know like playing pranks on people....I need to build me a pie throwing robot.... Lol I thino I'll go shove random things in the loo. Where's ny husbands carkeys *giggles*
I'm trying to think of the best prank I ever pulled......I once squeezed all the toothpaste out of the tube and replaced it with mayonnaise that was quite funny.
Or I stole the school librarians pen (it wasn't special it was just a normal biro) but then sent her a ransom note with cut out bits of newspaper and attached the lid of the pen. Lol that kinda blew up though as it ended up in the local newspapers polio slow news day.
So have you ever pranked anyone?
Ha sweet revenge:)
NOTE: I was knowing that was that will hurt but not be dangerous sense i discovered the consequence by my self before pranking him:)
In high school we used to prank each other with nasty little things called Sand Burs. They grow in sand pits and are paper-thin twigs that usually have 3-5 small, incredibly sharp spiked seeds covering them. So we would harvest them to do unspeakable things.
One day I'm in the lunch line and this chubby jerk cuts in front of me and shoves me to the ground, saying this is his spot. Without saying a word I picked myself up, dusted off... and waited for him to turn around. While he was holding out his tray for food I ever so gently underhand tossed a tiny stick full of burs right under his arm, near his arm pit, sticking them to his shirt... Once he got his food he lowered his arms and ground the bur right into his skin... and then proceeded to shriek like a girl (they HURT) and throw his tray of food in the air, the lot of it coming down on his face xD!
Best part? No one even noticed. No trouble for this sneaky roo!
And no dressing in black unless it's your every day clothing style.
And pranked ... no. I'm a cute lil bear who never prank anybody. ^^'
I pranked my brothers a number of times, like pulling down their pants, the 'hand-slap-to-face' trick, butt-kicking etc. XP
had some fun that backfired at my welding collage... i made a moter(you know the thinngy that the army use) and set it off with a coke bottle as the projectile...
it flew about 500m + i got such a bolloxing for it, and it was sooooooooooo loud bang when it went
and for my funeral i am wanting to have "down with the sickness" by disturbed... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw
And I save my pranks for April Fools day then I can do what ever prank I want and no one will get mad ^^
Place plastic sheet over top
Invert cup holding sheet so water remains in cup
Place cup on surface
Remove sheet
Wait
I once (of many times) pranked my little sister. She was about 16 at the time and she was watching some horror movie in her bed. She went out of her room to the toilet so i snuck in and got under her bed and stayed there for about 10mins as the room light was off i couldnt be seen she returned after about 2mins and i just lay there and waited and waited thinking the longer i leave it, the fright would be even better so the on a particular scary part on the movie i positioned myself wiff my hands ready to push the bed up and feet too then i pushed really hard (through that slots of the bed raising the matress and bouncing it around she screamed so loud it was deafening aand jumped of the bed and ran out of the room and downstairs screaming and crying and my mum and dad ran to the bottom of the stairs. I quickly escaped back into my room and came out like what the hell is happening?? XD i decided not to admit it was me for an hour or so and my sis was really freaked out thinking there was a ghost in the room. I eventually told her and she started laughing lol. ooooh i did get her wiff the same trick again about a year later XD
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Your dream sounds awesome! Almost sounds like the sort of thing I would do. But, I've decided I want a Speaker for the Dead at my funeral, like the tradition in the Enderverse.
As for my funeral, I want my casket to be dropped in the sea with the Pirates of the Carribean theme playing.
As for what i want at my funeral? I want my ashes to be spread across the african savanna to the lion king theme
Also, I spelled mustache right. I can spell!
Now then I'm gone there is no note and there is red stain on the carpet and carport... What do you think a mom is going to think after seeing that... yeah... she had though someone and up and killed me and took my body else where... gawd that is something I'll NEVER forget.
Most of that was just an inconvenience, or distraction from the spray nozzle, which my mom completely fell for~ :D
Just give my my standard fare blue jeans and sneakers of some sort or other.
Oh, and nope... never pranked anyone... I just do weird (and probably lame) humour.
Depending on what you believe, some feel dreams are sometimes 'trying to tell us something".
Other times, they are just a story our mind is telling us, and nothing more.
As always, It's all how you look at things. Perspective is everything.
So i packed the covers inside with grease and cut the cover so when you pushed the buttens you got greased
The driver never saw comming. Giggles. Put me in my cub stuff and light me up.
I remember walking down the street of my neighborhood, then magically thinking "OH yeah. She's a local fur to me now" so I then walked up the hill, somehow knew which house was your's, knocked on the door, and commenced conversation. I don't remember what we were talking about, unfortunately. We were just hanging out on the back porch for a little while before I left and went off to deal with another part of the dream.
Might sound weird, but since you're posting about dreams, I figured I might as well bring it up. It's honestly not too uncommon for me to dream about people I know of online haha.
and I'll probably be cremated, but regardless of what they do with my body, I want Highway to Hell played at my funeral.
I've done a couple pranks before but one that comes to mind is when my mom baked brownies laced with soy sauce. The taste of the brownies is completely drowned out by the soy sauce and it sure gives people a shock when they bite into them :D