Sexual Holidays
12 years ago
Hello, my subjects!
I was thinking that we need more sexual holidays. As far as I know there is only one, which is happening this week BTW. That's International Steak and Blowjob day on March 14. So I was thinking about adding a few more... I'm seeking opinions about when these should be.
International Rimjob Day
I've decided that this should be celebrated on the first Sunday of December for reasons that should be pretty obvious.
International Girls-on-Top Day
When do you think this should be?
International Pegging Day
When do you think this should be?
Also... what do you think of the idea of a day versus a week? Sharks get a whole fucking week. I would think some of these other things deserve a week if sharks get a week. But then again, maybe sharks are just greedy and don't deserve a whole week.
Thoughts? Thanks!
I was thinking that we need more sexual holidays. As far as I know there is only one, which is happening this week BTW. That's International Steak and Blowjob day on March 14. So I was thinking about adding a few more... I'm seeking opinions about when these should be.
International Rimjob Day
I've decided that this should be celebrated on the first Sunday of December for reasons that should be pretty obvious.
International Girls-on-Top Day
When do you think this should be?
International Pegging Day
When do you think this should be?
Also... what do you think of the idea of a day versus a week? Sharks get a whole fucking week. I would think some of these other things deserve a week if sharks get a week. But then again, maybe sharks are just greedy and don't deserve a whole week.
Thoughts? Thanks!
International girls-Dom-the-cute-gay-gay-down-the-street-day x3
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I'm thinking June is preferable because June is named after Juno, who was often depicted as "warlike" (assertive?) while July is named after Julius Caesar, a guy. Definitely no femdom there.
Maybe April or May.
Unlike other sexual acts (at least for me), I find getting rimmed very relaxing. So you want a really relaxing day. For most people that's Sunday. Saturday night people go out, and Friday is still a work/school day, so the obvious day for a relaxing activity is Sunday.
December because its at the tail-end of the year, and first Sunday because otherwise it conflicts with Christmas.
And rimming is pretty fun ^///^;
I like girls on top everyday, but pegging is a specific type of girls-on-top. So on Girls-on-Top Day, you could do pegging, but its not a must.
If we're gonna do that, I think we need is a fennec year... every year... >.>
But seriously.. I think there are things people care about more and would want to celebrate more than shark week. Like rimjobs and pegging! Lets give them holidays instead
Oh, I'm not sure if this has come up yet, but what about an orgy week or month with lots of pegging, rimjobs, and girls on top?
~Wolve
and there should be a day for bondage.
just recently celebrated Lupercalia, or Happy Horny Werewolf day (valentine's day)
National Nude Day (June 6yh if I r'member correctly)
April 1st (which if I r'call correctly was the night ya wore disguises durin' sex so no one knew who was screwin' who)
Ostara (easter... also a big fertility holiday)
Mayday was pretty much another fertility holiday... with people (mostly women) dancin' around a giant phallic pole... as just a few examples :P
I am interested in creating strictly-secular sexual holidays.
pegging day should be the day before or after valentines day i think.
That might sour the magic of Valentines Day though. It'll be less romantic if the guy feels he's under-the-gun.
well if you put it that way yes it would for many ummm let me think up of another date. well in my case its better than valentines day its self.... long story