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TMI Tuesday!
12 years ago
From Dasher E. Corgi's Orange Room Office Desk.
Ask Rey Roo anything you want.
PaddedFox
~paddedfox
whats the secret to living forever?
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
eat tons of fruits and vegetables, stay active everyday, stay away from fast foods, eat lots of salads, take stairs not elevators, and drive manual not automatic.
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
How much do you cost?
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
I am worth about $98.8 Billion US dollars.
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
SOLD!
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
oh boy!
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
When will you be delivered?
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
whenever the mail service can.
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
I paid for shipping and handling so you better be bubble wrapped!
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
live furs don't get bubbled or wrapped, just come in a crate.
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
Will the wall be padded? Don't want you broken >,>
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
I don't break easy, it takes another 210ft or bigger macro to break me quickly.
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
Well, okay....but your member better be fully intact!
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
it will be as is my whole body will be. oh I can see your house.
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
Here already??? Faster service! X3
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
*a giant box is placed at the front door*
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
-grabs a crow bar and pries open the box- GASP!!!! O,O
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
*a red roo falls out of the box*
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
EEEP! MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -hugs his giant leg-
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
*remains still*
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
Hey, you awake? -shakes your leg-
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
*slowly gets up and dust self off* I fell asleep during transit*
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
Aw, well your awke now so play with ME!!!!!!!!!!
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
where?
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
Here! Now! With me! Play! OwO
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
ok, *erects penis to full length and starts humping your butthole*
Lancefoxy
~lancefoxy
(Lol, we should continue this in notes X3)
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
yes we will.
Kory_Otterpaw
~koryotterpaw
Can i lick your paws?
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
yes you may.
Kory_Otterpaw
~koryotterpaw
*murrs and licks your paws* mmmm
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
*takes it happy while giggleing*
Kory_Otterpaw
~koryotterpaw
you got some lovely paws *sucks on your toes* mmph
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
thanks a lot!
Baron.Tremayne.Caple
~baron.tremayne.caple
You love Tokyo, Japan?
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
yes indeed I do!
Baron.Tremayne.Caple
~baron.tremayne.caple
Awesome.
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
yup!
FurryRomo
~masterfurryx
how sexy are you?
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
Very sexy and actively gay also.
XLJunyerBear
~xljunyerbear
How often are you on FA
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
I am on FA each and every day.
Crash21244
~crash21244
what do you think about the german Autobahn???
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
I think is the most amazing roadway network ever created by humans and furs and wish more Earth contries had one or many of them.
Crash21244
~crash21244
what about the unlimited speed?
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
That is why it is traveres by so many American furs, they want to feel what they can't in the USA, except in western Texas.
W0lfen
~w0lfen
How long is yours ?
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
my penis is 6inches to 12inches in my 8ft form and 50ft to 60ft in my 210ft form.
W0lfen
~w0lfen
Nice :3
King_Kangaroo
!kingkangaroo
OP
yup it is adorable!
