So I saw that  wackycamper did this, and for the lolz I figured I would too. one of those memes for all those sexually-confused brain-damaged people of FA by the looks of the title.



1. Do you sleep naked? Well whoever wrote this CERTAINLY didnt waste time. But... yes.

2. Do you sleep with socks on? wot. didnt you just ask if I slept naked? moving on.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? Alone, cause apparently having a girl in my bed with me =/= sex.


4. Do you enjoy drama? IRL, No. On here, who would want to miss the lolz?

5. Are you a manly man? What does this even mean? I dont wear dresses? I dont take it up the ass? I like Clint Eastwood flicks? I like heavy metal? I own guns? I dont run around raving in a fishnet shirt with glowsticks?

6. Who was the last person you hugged? I have no clue.


7. Small or large package? any package that contains a new band tee shirt or car parts

8. Are you short? 5'7 is pretty short.


9. Do you like somebody? Never have, never will.


10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? LOL NO. It literally has nothing to do with anything


11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Da fuk? not nearly as much as I should, but yes.


12. Do you think you’re conceited? Im just gonna repeat what Wacky Camper said- No matter how badass you might think you are, there is always someone out there who is moreso.


13. Do you dress up on Halloween? I used to love to. last year I just got drunk. but I do if I go to parties. It can be fun


14. Are you double jointed? I think.


15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Um... lol, butt-naked on my box spring with the mattress leaning on the wall, stuck to it with my own dried blood. Yeah, dont ask.


16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? If they had theyd be in a ditch.


17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Not anymore.


18. Do you call anybody by their last name? All the time. Not sure why. Maybe because of the military dad.


19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"? Lol probably a lot, cause its fucking weird coming from me. maybe some hopeful faggots too. and the douchebags who know me fairly well, and knew it was just going to be filled with me being a douchebag myself.


[ ] I wear make up. (x once I wore eyeliner on the last day of school as a joke.)
[] I have cried in a movie theater. (I don't remember, but I probably have sometime ago)
[] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[] I get jealous.
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[x] JUDE LAW FAG (LOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! IM MARKING THIS JUST CAUSE LOLWUT.)
[x] I love to laugh.
[X] I like death/grind/black metal. (YES YES YES YES. but wut da fuq does this have to do with boy confessions?)
[x] I like rap. (I used to be like "no, rap is gay." but now Im like "TWO BULLETZZ!!!"
[] I like techno. NO.
[X] I like country. (guilty pleasure. sue me.)
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD. ( XD no comments)
[] I own a boy band CD.
[] I get bored watching football. (never understood the appeal of watching sports over the TV)
[ ] Boys are confusing.
[x] I've been called a bad influence. (ITS NOT MY FAULT HE IS IN REHAB.)
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear? white or black..... white.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys? You mean girls, right? yeah dark. IM BORED OF BLONDE WHITE WOMEN. LATINA CHICKS FTW. and mixed girsl... ._.

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? In what sense? are there males who frustrate me? Do I live in the world? Yes, Kim Jung Un, Ahmedinehad, Obama, Private Bradley Manning, Michael Moore, and Julian Assange to name a few.

4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them? Make me laugh and not want my D.


5. Do you have a best friend? not a one.


6. Have you ever had your heart broken? NOOOPE. not once. That would require me to have a heart. idiot.

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Id like to get my jew nose shaved. Yeah ima fag and all that.

8. Do you like your life? yes. and no.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? YEA. WE WUR ABOUTT TO BUTT FUCK AND THEN SUDDENLY MITT ROMNEY CAME IN AND WAS ALL LIKE "NO WE HAVE LAWS AGAINST THAT!"

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Not willingly.


12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Women are rightfully scared of me.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face? If by slap, you mean back-handed someone in the face, then yes. But he really wanted me to. he told me "hit me! hit me again faggot! Ill kick your ass!" So I did! he wasnt as happy as I though hed be.

15. What are your biggest fears? Failure


16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes, thinking about loosing my parents and my dog.


17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? No. Ive had a hard time of it before though


18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?" STFU AND EAT A DICK

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? I have a feeling... that tonight... is going to be a good night.


20. Do you ever wish you were famous? Only if it lead to wealth. I dont care for fame.


21. Are you currently missing someone? No. fuck you.

THE GLORIOUS END.

NOW IM GONNA STREAM.