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A badger ate my pants
12 years ago
“And it is still true, no matter how old you are -- when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.”
No seriously. im not even joking.
I tend to call my nappies, pants. I dunno why, i get embarrassed when i call them nappies/diapers so often I will refer to them as pants. anyway because im medically incontinent the council give me orange rubbish bags to put used nappies in and then they come collect the bags on thursday.
well the full bags got put out on wednesday night and thursday morning the bags were trashed, an animal had gotten into them and shredded the bag, poor thing musta chowed down on some of tena's finest LOL. luckily there wasnt fluff all over the driveway or anything, yeah way to go in keeping the whole thing discrete from the new neighbours having used adult incontintent products strewn across the neighbourhood. Luckily it wasnt like that.
So the next night we were walking home from the pub and came across a full sized bull badger. now ive never seen a badger in reality. ive seen plenty of roadkill ones but never an alive one. im guessing this was the culprit to the shredded pants bag. im hoping it got a nasty shock this time rough and so wont do it again. But yeah pretty bizarre and unexpected. *giggles* poor badger.
I tend to call my nappies, pants. I dunno why, i get embarrassed when i call them nappies/diapers so often I will refer to them as pants. anyway because im medically incontinent the council give me orange rubbish bags to put used nappies in and then they come collect the bags on thursday.
well the full bags got put out on wednesday night and thursday morning the bags were trashed, an animal had gotten into them and shredded the bag, poor thing musta chowed down on some of tena's finest LOL. luckily there wasnt fluff all over the driveway or anything, yeah way to go in keeping the whole thing discrete from the new neighbours having used adult incontintent products strewn across the neighbourhood. Luckily it wasnt like that.
So the next night we were walking home from the pub and came across a full sized bull badger. now ive never seen a badger in reality. ive seen plenty of roadkill ones but never an alive one. im guessing this was the culprit to the shredded pants bag. im hoping it got a nasty shock this time rough and so wont do it again. But yeah pretty bizarre and unexpected. *giggles* poor badger.
Seriously though, I think it's amusing how British badgers look so much different than ours. Ours are more stout, with shorter muzzles. They're like, sawed-off badgers or something.
I've yet to see an a badger outside the St.Louis Zoo..I think
Never seen a badger, tho where I live, there is wild bunnies,
and I even seen a raccoon and possum in our driveway and back porch, even on the roof.
Seriously though, sorry to hear that the badger decided to try to get into the rubbish.
Here we call them trash cans giggles you call them bins you'll need a locking lid bin your lift is shure having new turning up.
Glad what fun your having