What do you call an Asian Driveby? a Cappachino

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What do you get when you cross a Bulldog with a Shi Tzu? Bullshit. XD

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Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow,
grey, yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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love the jokes

Okay. This is a long one:

A guy gets invited to the grand opening of this bar which takes up the second floor of a very posh hotel. He walks out of the elevator to see a very nice place. Guy on a grand piano in the corner playing some good music, real oak hardwood floors, and a huge bar at the back stocked with every kind of liquor imaginable. So, he finds an empty seat next to this guy who was drinking shots of whiskey, obviously pretty tipsy.

Before he orders the other guy turns to him. "Hey, you've got to try this stuff. It's magic!" Before he has a chance to respond, the guy gets up, walks to a window, opens it up and jumps out. Instead of falling, the guy starts flying around the building much to the amazement of everyone in the place. He flies back in and walks up to the guy, who is standing there just slack-jawed. "C'mon, drink up! The drunker you get, the better it works!"

So, after about eight shots in rapid succession and a few minutes of waiting for the booze to kick in, he finally decides to try it. Everyone in the bar turns to him as he staggers to the window, opens it, climbs through.... and falls neatly into an awaiting dumpster below, just jam packed with garbage.

The bartender turns to the other guy. "Y'know, Superman, you really are a dickhead when you're drunk."

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Meeeeep! I got one!

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are out camping; They're looking at the stars. Holmes asks Watson; "What can you deduce from the beautiful night sky, Watson?" To which he replies, "I can fathom that there's a whole galaxy of undiscovered life, and the potential to colonise distant planets, from which we can discover new technologies and further enrich our lives. You, sir?" Sherlock cleared his throat, and casually announced, "That's an excellent deduction, Watson, but the answer is, some prick has stolen our tent!"

*waits for applause...*

*snerk* That cracked me up. Well played, sir. ^.^

Thank you~

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Dalek: Knock! Knock!
Dr's Companion: Who's there?
Dalek: Eggs!
Dr's Companion: Eggs who?





Dalek: EGGSTERMINATE! EGGSTERMINATE! EGGSTERMINATE!