Uhhhh... -not sure how to reply to that- o_______O; ))

Shh, just let it happen.

...then whose butt did I just find?

If it's attached to you, it might be yours.

It's on my kitchen floor facing up at me. :c

It still might be yours. Is -your- butt still attached? If so, you have two options: You could ask around for the rightful owner of the butt, or you could keep it as a spare. Is it nicer than your regular butt?
Also, is it attached to a person, or just lying there all on its own? If the former, you might wanna leave it there.

Great suggestions! Though I think that if I can't find the owner of this floor-butt, I will keep it and use it as a cushion to sit on.

Sounds reasonable.

given that it was on your kitchen floor, have you checked whether it was a pork butt? if so, i hope you have alternate dinner plans.

Dammit, ya got me.

Success!

Someone already said that.~

Well I'll rephrase can't I have the butt

No, no you can't.

*cries*

ewe

LMAO then picks it up off floor

I already said I never lost it, it was a joke, gawsh. :V

This is the proest display of April Fools I have witnessed

I'd like to thank my family, my friends, and my butt.

Can I also thank your butt?

Yes. Yes you can.

-mails your butt a thank you note, posthaste-

I'm sure my butt will appreciate it.~