If you want long and unsatisfying, then I'll just play a video game and respond every 10 minutes or so.

LOLOL! That's awesome.

XD

; ___;

APRIL FOOLS DAY WAS YESTERDAY. GAWD ROBBIE GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

i am sxy bron coyot wth 5 slavs (fembois)...
18 yer old and 11in ;))

Pix or it's not real :P

Yeah what he said >_>-coughs -

^ha

Mine is 14!

#aprilfools

I'M YOURS

F4L in a nutshell.

Doin' pretty well with mine, I think I can handle another. B-)

lold

lol

I would be perfect for this position.

(it's a sex thing)

The ideal furry mate, I suppose :P Though life tends to be far more "colorful" than most of the online stereotypes account for.

Thank you!

I hope you finding a mate goes well bud...

Poor Robbie needs a mate ;3;

He'll find Somone he's a great guy^_^

Indeed he is, fun to hang out with :3

pls have hawt sex with me online. I need to pretend I have a life

Oh my gawd xD I'm dying dude

good luck ^^

hehe LOL >W<

Honey, you don't need a MAN to make you happy! You're your own woman!

Considering we'll be behind computers throughout our relationship, Gender is meaningless 8D

Unsatisfying? Clingy? Independently wealthy? I fit all of these prerequisites, however I'm not looking atm sorry.

OH MAN THAT'S TOO BAD. I was hoping to have a romantic time spamming your messengers with totally true feelings about myself!

Your welcome to do that, just don't be surprised when I never respond because you find out I was at work the whole time we were talking.

A/S/L?

Not sure if the comments are serious or not... o_o

Depends on if you're looking for gay or straight .3.

I'm taken so sorry bro hands off :P

Then how is it depending on whether I want gay or straight? :V

cuz I know some single gay guys

I can give you mostly unsatisfying and leave shouts every month or so, and sometimes also post journals with you surrounded by hearts in the signature.

So thats why I fail as a mate. I do none of those things. XD

you forgot that it has to be online and no physical contact shall ever be made~

and write hundreds of annoying journals telling all your watchers they should support your mate too 8D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, da fuck?

Never change, Robbie, hahahahahaha xD

IM TRIPLE DIFALIMOLIOPTISMASTURBATESEXUAL MAN GIRL NO GENDER RCOGNIZED. I like to yell and shout so people notice me and throw up hash tags and dont take shit from anyone. IM anti establishment so I have no jobs and live off ssi. IM 460 pounds but Im not eating as many hot pockets so Ill be skinny soon! LOVE ME

Well, obviously, the best way to do it is to put an icon on you profile, displaying to everyone what orientation you got. And when you find one, don't forget to make matching icons and be all disgustingly lovey dovey. Don't forget to make TMI journals way to often too.