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Jack Passion, I am coming for you.
12 years ago
After one season of the Acclaimed "Whisker Wars" showcased on my dated IBM thinkpad, I have found a new resolve.
To kick Jack Passions ass at bearding.
I know what you are thinking. "there is no way you can out beard Jack Passion, Jeff"
However, I measured, and I have more facial coverage, with fuller hair than big red himself. After 3 weeks I am dwarfing beards around me of up to 3 months. I know I may not be great at many things, but damn it, I am good at growing a beard. and this time next year, the world will know this. As I am already planning my first trip to compete in competitive bearding.
Mark my words, I will beard better than the rest.
To kick Jack Passions ass at bearding.
I know what you are thinking. "there is no way you can out beard Jack Passion, Jeff"
However, I measured, and I have more facial coverage, with fuller hair than big red himself. After 3 weeks I am dwarfing beards around me of up to 3 months. I know I may not be great at many things, but damn it, I am good at growing a beard. and this time next year, the world will know this. As I am already planning my first trip to compete in competitive bearding.
Mark my words, I will beard better than the rest.
Oh. I was experimenting with that tactical magazine holder on the back of a head rest.
If you ever get a chance, measure the dimensions of you head rest.
Also, I'll get the measurements as each year/trim changes. I'll post it here, or if you want me too, I'll post it in notes.