Eh. Some people are that honest. And to be fair at least they know who to ask when they need a honest answer to a question instead of lies or coverups. Although I would wonder what the stork did to me before he flew me to my home. Seems pedo. Or I suppose it makes a whole lot of sense for my love of avians... Oh GOD! What did the stork do to me!

Lol Beak ya in the butt?

I would think he did a bit more than that if he just beaked me. But does that mean i should try and figure out what happened between us...
Well! Off to start a campaign against stork beaking us before our eyes open and out memories even exist.

lol xD Why don't we have adds like that? hahahaha