Ok, so it has been a pathetically long time since I picked up the Wacom, even if I have been improving more with traditional media, and I'm also in the mood to draw some truly stupid things. Somehow this led to the idea (in the last 5 minutes) of trying out a crowd-sourced approach to inspiration.

So, for the all of 5 of you that will probably read this (thank you oh limited but awesome audience!), I'm asking you to help me create a franken-character. Pick one of the regions of the body below and name an object or creature that should be used for that part. Optionally you can even list what it should be doing. Please keep these G-rated, folks! :P

UPDATE: Y'all be crazy, this monstrosity is now fully decked out! Now I have the challenge of creating this beast, ha. Stay tuned!

¡Regions!
Head
--> A beak with segmented eyes, and maybe some hipster glasses
Torso
--> A dubstep-dancing sloth with tiger stripes (maybe)
Left Arm
--> A pipe organ!
Left Hand
--> Tiger paw, holding a PBR
Right Arm
--> ...also a pipe organ!
Right Hand
--> Tiger paw
Left Leg
--> A tree!
Left Foot
--> Peanut butter & jelly sandwich
Right Leg
--> A petrified tree
Right Foot
--> Canadian Lynx, dipping a toe in the water
(optional) Tail
--> Fuck yeah it's a pangolin!
(optional) Wings
--> Gargoyle wings

Thanks to everyone who contributed, this should be a challenge. :)

There's no limit to how many ideas you can contribute, and the reward is getting to see me try to make some silly character sketches (at least for this experimental round, we'll see how it goes). I will leave this up for at least 24 hours, maybe a little longer depending upon how many ideas get posted. Thanks, and have fun!