Hi :D How are you this fine day o3o Wanna chat sometime :U

im decent. im meh for chatting sometimes but idk i can handle stuff and things and stuff so maybe idk :D

what is your favorite thing?

's butthole.

well alright then <:

indeed <3

oh.

yes *sex*

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

id fuck you. would you fuck me?

I would drill your dick SOOO HARD. There would be nothing left o.o

let us ruin each others anuses. :3

Why did I find a spider in my bedroom?

what did you say? you little shit?
if i began to even explain the complicated formula behind the system of life and things needing warmth and not being able to survive easily in their own natural climate.
the fact that they test out the one variable which is your home, the only not natural thing in that equation.
HOW THEY TRY SO HARD TO LIVE AND THEN THEY DIE BY YOUR HAND WITHOUT EVEN A SECOND THOUGHT LIKE SOME HOMICIDAL MANIAC!
YOU CANT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND MY ABILITY!
I WOULD DESTROY YOU!
i mean uhh it was like cold i think idk.

Spiders are evil, everyone knows that. I just stomp the buggers when I see them >:l WHERE IS YOUR SPIDER GOD NOW?!

spiders suck ;w; im an arachnophobeadobe DICK

Nyaa, suck it, wait wat >.>

DAT DOLPHIN DIYCK!

Don't make me go to Google images woman, I will! *snap-snap*

NSFW
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770656/ eh close enough.

Mmm, yeah, I have no idea what I'm saing. I'm pooped after writing probably what was the longest comment of my entire life.

SPIDERS


ARE PERF


AS FUCK

SPIDERS

ARE EVIL

AS FUCK

WELL ANUS


ITS
LATE

but penis




SO WHY


DONT


YOU BE A GRYPHON


EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

im doing fox and gryphon shit :I

he isnt a gryphon because the sex would just be too uncomfortable for me that way

oh.

birdie penis

do birds even have penises