[edit: this is me mostly ranting about random peenwacks who find me off livestram and have the social graces of a garden slug, this is not directed toward 99.99999999% of my awesome watchers, this is just me ranting, if you are reading this odds are you're not part of the problem so fear not. Fox just needed to bite her journal and shake it a few times]


Alas my brain has not been replaced by a dual core processor.

I do not make the macintosh boot up sound when i wake up. (allthough lets be honest that would be cool)

i still bleed blood and not coolant or binary code.

Still pretty sure the kind of viruses i catch can't be fixed with "patches"

Don't have a battery where my heart is.

If my eyes have become screens no-one told me.

So for the love of God, Treat me like a human being and not a slave of artwork. Especially if your asking for it for Free. It is my JOB i am not a puppet set up for your enjoyment.

This. is. not. a. hobby.

If i give out freebies they tend to be earned by people who earn them by being cool or awesome to me or other people. (oddly more often to other people)

I can't afford to give away free stuff, least wise to people who don't even treat me as if i were human.

The more you ask me for a favor, less likely you are to receive it.

This is Fox, powering down.