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You get wierd requests as a pastry chef...
17 years ago
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Random fur I know in passing: Dude, you're a baker, right?
Me: pastry chef, but yes...
Random Fur: And you live in Cali, right?
Me: Uh, yes, why?
Random Fur: I'm coming out to get married to my mate while its legal!
Me: Excellent, I assume you want me to make you a wedding cake?
Random Fur: Yeah, can you do a cake of my mate's non-anthro husky character knotted in my ass as my cock shoots all over the platter the cak is on?
Me: *dies a little inside* Um, hell no...
Random Fur: You're a furry artist! Do what I want!
Me: Um, I'm a pastry chef. I make FOOD, not porn. Fuck you. *ignore*
Random Fur's ALT: Why did you set me on ignore! Make my cake, now! I'll pay you $20!
Me: My cakes start at $300, and no.
Random Fur's ALT: $300!? I can buy a Dairy Queen Ice Cream cake for $20!!!
Me: Then do that and leave me be. *ignore ALT*
Does this happen to regular artists, too, or just us food ones?
Me: pastry chef, but yes...
Random Fur: And you live in Cali, right?
Me: Uh, yes, why?
Random Fur: I'm coming out to get married to my mate while its legal!
Me: Excellent, I assume you want me to make you a wedding cake?
Random Fur: Yeah, can you do a cake of my mate's non-anthro husky character knotted in my ass as my cock shoots all over the platter the cak is on?
Me: *dies a little inside* Um, hell no...
Random Fur: You're a furry artist! Do what I want!
Me: Um, I'm a pastry chef. I make FOOD, not porn. Fuck you. *ignore*
Random Fur's ALT: Why did you set me on ignore! Make my cake, now! I'll pay you $20!
Me: My cakes start at $300, and no.
Random Fur's ALT: $300!? I can buy a Dairy Queen Ice Cream cake for $20!!!
Me: Then do that and leave me be. *ignore ALT*
Does this happen to regular artists, too, or just us food ones?
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I'd've payed you 50.
I probably would've reacted a little less...professionally.
You know, the kind that results in restraining orders.
Emphasis on "violent".
Yes this happens to regular artists too
"hi i have 5 dollars make me a fully inked picture with full background and gratuitous amount of cock detail"
"actually I dont have 5 dollars u take foodtsamps right???"