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17 years ago
I was talking to my blonde roommate in the kitchen the other day, and she was eating oreos.
"So like, I totally love these vanilla oreos, but I can't eat too many of them or I'll get fat. That's why I only eat half of them!"
And she peels off half her oreo and throws it into the garbage bin. And takes another.
Why doesn't she just eat half the amount of cookies :(
"So like, I totally love these vanilla oreos, but I can't eat too many of them or I'll get fat. That's why I only eat half of them!"
And she peels off half her oreo and throws it into the garbage bin. And takes another.
Why doesn't she just eat half the amount of cookies :(
start injecting whipped cream into her mouth while she sleeps.
That reminds me of the futurama gag where fry has to unwrap three packages, push the oreo together in a big machine, only to lick the frosting and throw the rest of the cookie bits away.
time to youtube to look for that clip
You need to tell her this. It's for the best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnRAIYtAGdU
If I had met her on the street I would have tossed her in front of a moving truck.
IS IT BEHIND?
IS IT BEHIND?
IS IT BEHIND?
Where is she, she has commited a sin and therefore must be punished.
Throwing away Ore's is a sin a whoever does must be punished.
The punishment is Death! *Eyes grow red and thunderbolt drops in the background*
Or would that be too intelligent of a thing for her to do?
wasting oreoooosss ; ;
-is blonde- TT_TT