These shitbags at the USPS fucked up biiiiiiiiiiig time... They lost my package MID DELIVERY!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Why do we still have these twatbags?! seriously! get rid of them. all they do is suck tax revenue and shit... People hold on to it because it's historical... always been there... well so was Hostess but times change! These people are fucking incompetent! I used to be pro-USPS and stuff... but i have yet to have a SINGLE GOD DAMN good experience with parcel postage through the postal service. Fuck them! Fuck them three ways till monday! Fuck them upside down and sideways with a broken spork! Fuck them in a vat of hydrochloric acid with their own dick! Seriously Dafuq guys! I paid for my shit now I want it. How do you fucking lose a package in the mailman's CAR?! Yeah! we're soo small of a town we don't have mail trucks! It's his CAR. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?! You tell me... DO you think they should be funded by our tax money, and provide piss poor service, only to tell us to wait and be patient?! Personally, I say no. It's ridiculously fucked up in so many aspects... I just... ... It's amazing to me... The Postmaster here even said they ship with Fed Ex and UPS now... what? why? how does that... wha??

If they use Fedex and UPS... Why are we paying the post office premiums to use services that work... only mediated by ones that don't? The fuck is up with that shit?
Anyways...

Post your own bad experiences with them here! I'm hella-curious now... </rant>