Read the title... I mean no offense in this...

First off, let me explain a few things.

1.) I do not in any way, shape, or form worship the Devil, and I am NOT a Satanist.

2.) I believe in God... Perhaps not the same way you Christian's do, but I do.

3.) Still not a Christian.

4.) If you are extremely religious don't... What am I saying, this is directed at you.


Now... Remain calm, but pay attention... In critical analysis, I can say I'm far closer to a Satanist than a Christian, if that's hard for you to believe. Again, I don't worship the Devil, I just agree with a lot of their ideals... At least this branch...


The Nine Satanic Statements

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
I'm kind of in between on this one...

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
Why shouldn't one strive to live?

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
I'm all for knowledge, the good and the bad.

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
You can't tell me that you love everyone. There's always that annoying son of a bitch that you HATE. Why should you feed him with kindness rather than those who deserve it?
[ Total joke statement here that doesn't pertain to the journal, but it just makes me think of this. If you're a Markiplier fan, then you might recall this. "Don't be a Wade!"... Poor Wade, he just can't catch a break XD ]

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
Vengeance... It's really fucking easy to say that you'd be the better man... But you know that you'll end up going for vengeance if it comes down to it.

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
Take responsibility, don't pin it on false apparitions. Just look at the Salem Witch Trials, or McCarthyism.

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
I can believe that.

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
... To some extent my friends... To some extent... There are some things we enjoy that are supposedly wrong... And sometimes I think it's total bullshit for it to be considered immoral.

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
I don't know about this part, but hey. If there was no Devil, why would people bother to pray?


Just a little more, if you're still bearing with me.


The Eleven Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
I put my 2 cents in a little too often, but I try not to.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
I keep my own problems to myself usually.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
What's wrong with that?

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
If somebody walks into your home and starts busting out your windows for fun, do you let him stay?

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Again, I don't see what's wrong with that. It's better than rape, right?

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
Is that so wrong?

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
I don't believe in magic anymore than I believe in miracles.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Makes enough sense, doesn't it?

9. Do not harm little children.
Pretty good fucking rule right there, isn't it?

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
Come on my furry friends, all of you should agree with this one.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
A guy can only take so much crap.


I believe this particular rule set to come from (LaVeyan Satanism... Something along those lines), correct me if I'm wrong.


Again I feel I have to mention, I do not in any way, shape, or form worship the Devil, and I am NOT a Satanist.

Now knowing this about me, if you can't be my friend... Well, so much for your Christian tolerance. Cya, my friend.

If you can accept that, then I thank you for bearing with me.