the thing with wine is it's approximately ten percent alcohol. it sneaks up on you. as opposed to liquor, four to ten times stronger. it's like a wall. you see it coming. instead of a rapier. nothing, nothing, nothing, oh, there it- ouch.

so yeah, mythbusters also tested the beer and liquor, never sicker adage. beer alone gives bad hangovers. beer and liquor gives not so bad hangovers. especially if you drink water when drinking alcohol. which the mythbusters didn't.

so yeah, keep yewr beer and wine, I like my vodka, whiskey, tequila, brandy, and when I can find it, rye. yummy delicious tastes-like-a-mouthful-of-gravel-feels rye. omnomnomnomnom.

Funny in your rant you say that the devil created wine. Funny because bible thumpers would disagree and say Jesus created it. This is my blood this is my body and all that other nonsense..
PS: you dont' sound Hungover in the rant, you sound drunk XD.

well, red wine is good for your heart. Personally, I've always had a weakness for whiskey and tequila.

I dont even really drink. So you can keep everythig

stick to beer it is a nice companion until you meet his brother liquor then everything goes to hell

Liquidy rimmingly ring? X3

Wine doesn't sneak up on me, personally..Now 100+ proof whiskey being drunk at the rate of 40 proof...That sneaks up on me, I discovered. I was watching anime then I woke up the next day in bed. First memory loss from booze ever. =x.x=

Ever had Ice Wine? Expensive, but the sweetest most delicious amazing wine I've ever tasted.