Bad Ideas explained: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/321008/ Includes index.

A peaceful country scene, for now.

A nice sunny day, only a few little puffy clouds, if any, in the sky, and a couple trees for shade. Only there's no hammock between the trees today. No, there's this poor fellow tied between them and dressed rather odd. He's almost fully covered. Goggles and a sort of helmet, maybe like a fencing mask. Can't have the fellow be distracted by any bugs getting at eyes or ears or nose. So his head is fully covered and protected, and so is the rest of his body, almost. Perhaps he's wearing a diving suit, complete with gloves. But it's not just any diving suit as this one has a little gap in the crotch, just enough so his scrotum is exposed to the elements.

By itself this might be a bit embarrassing and annoying, but isn't terribly bad. Mosquitoes would make it worse. So would certain ants. But that would be mild compared to what's going on. Some cruel rascal has suspended a wasp or hornet nest from this fellow's legs. It's delicate arrangement as it's not just rope but some sticks. If he struggles he's bound to damage the nest and make the stinging insects that much angrier - and they won't be in a very good mood to start with when they wake up to find their home has been moved.

Uh oh. A couple scouts or guards have already found something new over the nest. Do try to hold still...