Pumping is my favorite thing :x

What kinda pumping? Inflation? Vacuum tubes? XD

I have a Bathmate! So a water pump...and a sun tea jar! Do you do anything? :3

I'd rather not say. XD

oh i used to use a 1 Liter soda bottle, and do Piss Enemas. mmmm so warm. and then.. .FWOOOSH

oh and.... few days ago i was doodling designs..... i got around to doing some HR Giger inspired toys. One absolutely beautiful one ... has like... a vagina like slit on the shaft, and has... get this..... 5 urethras... in different places. almost like it has gills.

I'd still love to see how you'd draw xeno cock. XD

well i can't think of anything off thet op of my head XD ask me something specific!

Umm... Why is your avatar a picture of a turtle saying "yes"? XD

because its part of a larger comic, a fish is basically explaining why a snapping turtle is an asshole, and the last panel is the turtle agreeing, after having eaten said fish XD

What an a-hole. XD

yes :3

alright. I hate the taste of alcohol, only smoke cigars (must be honey flavour), only relationship I've been in was a very long distance one, never kissed anyone, or let alone hold hands with anyone. :3

I have an insatiable hunger for African furry women, especially hyenas, poodles with giant boobs or giant dicks, but not both at once, and I am unashamed of how much I love ponies.

Also, sometimes I can't stop myself from thinking about Riiya.

Tell me something I don't know. XD

I think Martha on Martha Speaks is sweet and sexy, though part of it might bethat Tabatha St. Germaine is her voice actress (She voices Rarity as well.)

Riiya? And I dunno...you loved...oh dear...what was her name..the poodle you n' Nyn came up with...Candace? Oh wait. She's female...HRMMM...Damn! Also the Afghan in our comic...shucks! You are good. Although doug did make that one poodle herm you love...the one coming back from vacation cruise...

I wasn't much for the herm. I just like poodles but prefer single-gender characters. Candace was a collie. There was a poodle, the jungle girl.

Riiya was a character I made for VictoraViper in a story I only gave to her.

Ahhhhhh. And now I'm going to tease Nynaeve about the Jungle Poodle. He knows the name but can't remember as he's horrid at remembering names. So I get to tease him mercilessly for months. :)

Ah wait! You were right. She was Candace. The collie was Colleen. Plus a few other girls. Like Ouachita.

Call the newspapers! I remembered a name too! Correctly! :D

I'm constantly fighting PTSD from my time living with my stepfather

Despite drawing so many, It's actually a turn off if whoever I'm RPing with is huge, be it beefy or hyper. Equal or smaller than me, please ;w;

I've never consumed alcohol in my life.

*hugs* Oh dear. Sorry to hear that, hun.

On the plus side, my sona is smaller than you...I think. XD

Not anymore! I split my mewtwo up into two separate characters. One's the Sai you know and love, the other's much more modest.

Oh, I see. Well at least I can still play with the thick version of you. He is very tasty y'know. ;)

;D

*high-five for no booze, ever* Me too! Same for cigs & drugs as well?

Yes.

Well, caffeine is a different issue, but yeah, no drugs

I have never once shaved my pubic hair.

Hi five!

*hugs* I feel good today. XD

REPRESENT!

I had to because it gets so long it gets caught in my pants zipper

I once told someone I had zero sexual attraction to them

When our lips were literally brushing up against each other in the dark, laying in bed.

Ouch! That's cold. But I guess it's best to be honest. ^_^;

It was one of those times when you realize something, and accidentally blurt it out.
Not quite my brightest moment.

Sure, why not. I've got a major thing for Transformation and the movie Ginger Snaps blew my God-damned mind. Though something tells me my reaction was not what they were going for.

I've never seen that movie, though I've been told in the past that "girl gets lycanthropy and then wants to have lots of sex" is a recurring theme in the film, which sounds amusing. XD

I think the whole thing is on youtube, definitely give it a go if you've got the time. The way it builds is great and it doesn't pull it's punches.

Despite the fact that i am 'straight' in real life, I have a huge thing for guys with muscle, bellies, and little skinny femboys who get fondled all over by said musclebellied hulks.

And I love them all with big cocks. I guess because mine is kinda small in real life (asian, what do you expect >.<)

Don't worry. Guys of all sizes can enjoy hyper dong. No matter how big you are downstairs, bigger always seems more fun. XD

Regardless of some of the things I draw, sexually, I am 100% straight.

Well that's cool, hun. I love a straight fella that can be sexually open-minded enough to draw artwork focused on male sexuality.

That, and I get a cheap thrill out of straight guys in gay situations. But that's beside the point. XD

I love giving head but I don't actually enjoy receiving it

Here, here! I can't recall getting really good head from someone, but when I see a good looking cock, I just wanna suck it so bad!
Do you swallow too?

Absolutely! The only time I don't is on the rare occasions that I get to snowball and even then I do keep a little deposit for myself.

*high-five* Awesome! I've wanted to snowball with someone, be it my cum or theirs, but haven't yet been with a guy that's been interested in doing it... I do like to swirl it around my tongue awhile before swallowing though.

A great deal of fun ^^

Well, you're very generous, aren't you! Your mate(s) must be very happy with you. ;)

Hehe. You would think ^^

I drink, I smoke, I fuck, I do drugs, I have committed serious crimes. I will do all of those plenty more. Especially the third one.

Sometimes I like to highlight that when I see people boast about avoiding all those things.

The third one's good. I have no comment on the rest. XD

I wouldn't be a very good Monster if I was all bubbles and fairyfloss.

I... I have a big butt. I tried on shorts today at the store and while the waist was perfect but the butt and crotch were tight.

Also I like to take big things in my butt. >_>

Like how big we talkin? And lengthwise or widthwise?

lengthwise or widthwise?
Yes. XD

Biggest things I've taken are my XL Gryphon and large Dane dildos from Bad Dragon. The gryphon I can take up to the knot. The Dane I can take fully, but only because it's soft enough I can squeeze the knot in. The diameter of the knots is roughly 3.5" on each (circumference on the Dane is a bit smaller, though, 10.10" compared to the Gryphon's 12.5").

Usable length of the XL Gryph is 12.5" but I can't take it fully (because of the knot, partially) and of the L Dane is 8.75 (which I can take fully). I can also take a medium Gryphon fully. However, both are the old style of Gryphon dildos, not the new style.

New style Gryphon: http://bad-dragon.com/products/gryphon
Dane: http://bad-dragon.com/products/cole

Thank you. I really needed to know that.

...That wasn't sarcasm. It's genuinely nice to know. XD

>o>

When it comes to both guys and girls, if there isn't a good initial chemistry with me and him/her, then I'm at half mast at best. Nervousness or random bouts of anxiety tend to kick in at that point.

Perfectly understandable.

There is literally nothing interesting or noteworthy about me whatsoever outside of a vast swath of fetishry. Sometimes I am disappointed by this, but most of the time I enjoy my kinkiness instead.

You know what? Me too! That's another reason I avoided a typical TMI journal because people would've gotten a lot of really, really dull answers from me. XD

I have no sexual organs, being a steak.

But you are a thick slab of juicy meat. XD

I feel as if being a sexual object, via the size of the male genitalia, even to the point of just an object, and non functional set, would be a pleasurable experience.

That is a pretty neat concept

Amen to that.

I have no criminal record, but I've done just about everything you can imagine, from parking violations to assault. Just never been taken in for it.

I've had two near-death experiences. Both involved long falls that ended far too close to sharp objects.

I've had three physical relationships. None have been with a man my same race, my same age or anything like me in personality.

I will seriously nosh any type of food. I've never found something I disliked enough to not enjoy eating.

I can do push-ups all day, two or one-handed, but I've never been able to do a single sit-up. I think I may lack the physical prerequisite for them. Or maybe my stomach's just animate gelatin.

I've never considered myself good at anything I do, be it writing, singing, playing piano or managing a Pharmacy. I'd say 110% of my ego comes from others' opinions.

I don't believe any of the above is particularly worth your time. X3

Really? You like all food? I've never heard anybody say that before. There's always something people turn their noses up at. XD

I can certainly see the appeal in being with men outside your race and age range. I've never actually been with an older guy, but I like to imagine it's fun. XD

So, like, if you can do a ton of push-ups but your belly is jelly, does that mean you're a real-life musclegut? ...Hey, I can dream, right? XD

And you're always worth my time, hun. Now take that and glue it onto your ego. ;)

Heheh, yeah. I've not always been like that, but every food I even marginally used to dislike, I've warmed on.

'Tis. You can't put a price on that experience, heheh.

You can dream, or you can know that it's reality. I"m pretty much straight-MG, right down to the guns 'n' spare tire. :3

D'awwww *applies my most lovingly-purchased Elmer's*

You were mistaken, good sir: this has all been VERY interesting. ;)

Well I was circumcised nearly after my birth because I was born at a Jewish hospital

Well I fib a bit, while I was circumcised a day after I was born and I was born at a Jewish hospital the reason was medical instead of religious since during his childhood his foreskin was fused for some reason and because of this every boy that he sired he circumcised ASAP. But hey, I guess I was born in the most qualified place to have one of those (well the real reason we went to a Jewish hospital is because my mom's OB-GYN worked there but I guess an added bonus maybe? :P)

Well a lot of fellas are cut, regardless of religion. Jewish people are "famous" for it, but it's not strictly their thing. XD

Do you regret being cut? I know some fellas are really upset that they are.

Well I can't really say I regret it since I probably could've had a traumatic childhood experience having your penis fused shut but well, I don't really dwell on what could've been, I still like my penis, it is my only one :P

A good sentiment, I'd say. XD

MY mate is uncut, and dear god am I pissed about being cut now... his tip is like the BEST SPOT EVER to touch, it makes him shiver so deliciously cutely.

I love really large breasts ;w;

I hear ya! ;)

One time I changed my icon.

How did it feel?

Dirty. Like that one time that I got gang-banged at a Mexican whorehouse...

But everyone knew THAT story.

Like Shmucky above, I have to thank my mate and another great friend for getting me into pumping with vacuum tubes. It really tends to be...quite enjoyable, and it's a thing to behold after a good session. >//>

I love my body. It is pear shaped and my butt and stuff are HUGE! And for the longest time I wanted to be in a dress since I was a kid. However, I never got the chance. I was never into men, only women, but I wanted to look like a girl that was with a girl. If that makes sense. The only thing that really ever stopped me was that my chin is too masculine and my body has hair on it. So I would need surgery and drugs to fix that, but also at the risk of getting shrunk and losing what I have. As well as many other complicated things.

I am completely happy with who I am and where I am and who I am with. I am still all dude. But the magic of FA is that I can make a character that represents the secret me ;)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9928859/

Sometimes I forget that I commented on a Journal and do it twice. sOMETIMES i ALSO LEAVE CAPS LOCKS ON AND DON'T NOTICE UNTIL I FINISH TYPING BECAUSE i STARE AT MY FINGERS WHEN i TYPE.

I have a substantial fetish for "small creatures with big features", as I like to call it. Basically, if it's a cute little critter with big tits, a huge ass, and a massive cock, expect me to dart toward it like a heat-seeking missile. This mainly applies to critters with feral-style bodies.

Kyubey from the anime Puella Magi Madoka Magica is my primary victim guinea pigprey fascination for this odd interest of mine.

got a really big ass fetish~ a nice big round plump rump is the best

I once walked into a room where my mother was talking to another woman, with naught but a sock on. She asked why I was naked and I said this. 'I'm not naked I'm wearing a SOCK!' and showed my singly sock covered foot.

Only one sock? That's obscene. XD

BUT I wasn't naked, and that's the important part. *nods*

Also a few years later, I went to soccer practice, missing pants. the shirt was large enough I forgot I didn't have any on. XD

Do you walk around naked a lot? It seems odd someone would just forget they weren't wearing clothes. XD

I kinda want to, but no, I do not walk around naked a lot, then again I think those two incidents were closer together than a few years, when I was just getting use to dressing myself.

I sit with just a tank top while at my computer.
Bawls out~

My reasonable knowledge about marine biology makes me hydrophobic, I gave serious thought to killing my stepfather, when I see a girl that I consider very sexy my first instinct is to look away because of a personally traumatic event when I was 11 or so, and whenever I think about my life and the course it's taken I get so angry my teeth itch.

I do pro wrestling

I have no idea what to say that you don't already know.

Also, I fear that it is now Weds TMI cause I came to this journal so late.

I'm...I'm gay.

You know you like boobies too. Sometimes. XD

Huge ones, yeah ;) Doesn't mean I'm not a big ol' gaylord.

Homogoblin.

-My mood throughout the day is influenced to an uncanny degree by what I end up dreaming about shortly before I wake up.

-I have so many kinks that sometimes I'm afraid I'll forget a few. So, of course... I made a spreadsheet. Which I periodically update and reorganize. Because I'm that much of a geek.

-The most intense feelings of infatuation I've ever felt have been for imaginary furry characters. Not so with love, mind you - that deeper, more complex bond is something I only feel for real people, and I am fortunate to have a lot of love in my life. Still, all of my really powerful crushes have been bound in fantasy. Don't know what to make of that... other than that crushes are highly irrational things :D

A spreadsheet! Maybe that's what I should use. For information about my characters.
And their kinks, among other things.

Gotta keep that head canon consistent, eh? ;)

Something like that. ;) It's easy to remember most, but sometimes there are just little things it is easy to forget about...

I never actually got to have intercourse with my last girlfriend because I didn't fit. :3

That's hot.

It was good for my self-esteem. Hot, too. :3

Heheh... Dang, you must be HUNG!! Makes me wonder if you're as big as your mink. :P

Nope, I'm pretty average. Just a little girthier than normal, I think. ;)

I have recently developed a huge fetish for FTM transformation stories.

I've thought about doing a TMI journal, but I seem overly hesitant to do a lot of things. I am way too hard on myself, among other things.

I have a whole lot of characters. One day I'd like to write info about all of them, and upload it in some form or another, to get the idea of them out there, maybe inspire some people, I don't know. About their personalities, and how they speak, how they react to things. But I can never seem to just calm down for 5 minutes and stop going from one random activity to another and get anything written down. Hence an idea of doing a "ask me/my characters questions/TMI" journal, which I have yet to do.
I find it easier if I'm talking to someone about one. Maybe it is that there are so many of them, so it seems like a huge task so I find it hard to just start every time. Hard to think of how to organize it, too, as opposed to rambling more freeform.

I seem to have a ridiculous number of kinks, including some very strange ones. I have a bit of trypophilia (clusters of holes, etc.), for one. That's something I haven't seen much of, drawn. Though there is this one blog...
Some of my characters like some unusual things, too, that I am not necessarily into otherwise. I have this shark, Lilith.. She has some sort of object fixation. Swallowing odd objects, using odd objects as toys. And likes some violent stuff.
On the flip side, I have a bunch of characters who are as nice as can be.

I sometimes think I should commission people, then I get lost in scatterbrainedness and never think about it, or feel like I'd have a bad time trying to describe them properly or scraping together pictures for references in some cases.

I also feel like I end up typing too much about things, and always feel awkward about it.

I'm a republican. :p

I was dreaming of being inflated and floating off into the sky since I was five.

I would also love to feel what it's like to have massive breasts full of milk for people to suckle.

I hate the movie Avatar so much that seeing anything related to it makes me physically sick, and the reason I hate it is because I firmly believe James Cameron blatantly ripped the plot from multiple Animorphs books, namely #34 and #36. In fact, I'm currently collecting evidence for a planned copyright infringement lawsuit against him, and by this point, K.A. Applegate probably knows of my plans. Ironically, Animorphs got me hooked on the furry fandom totally by accident: The first piece of furry artwork I ever saw was on the front page of an Animorphs chatroom back in 1998, and to make things even weirder, the owner of the chatroom is a furry herself.

I also believe that Animorphs is a gateway drug to the furry fandom since so many Animorphs fans are also furries.

Don't you have to own the copyright to something yourself in order to sue someone over it? So unless whoever owns Animorphs is part of this lawsuit, I don't think it'll go anywhere. ^_^;

My plan is to collect as much evidence as possible, then present it to Scholastic right before the third Avatar movie comes out, most likely on May 17, 2016, the 20th anniversary of the release of the first Animorphs book.

Now if Cameron plans an Avatar 4, that date would change to May 17, 2021 (the 25th anniversary) for even more emphasis, as the idea is to make it clear that the most egregious ripping Cameron did was of Animorphs (although doing that on Apr. 1, 2026 would drive the point even further home, that being the 100th birthday of another author whose series was ripped by Cameron)