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Sanity Killer
17 years ago
Come to find out, Red Trenchcoats are a shortcut to epic.
PROOF! (lines are links)
Vash the stampede
Dante
The Hero in Red Steel 2 (he has no name)
Alucard
Vincent Valentine
Inuyasha (A kimono, I know. Still.)
=================================================================================================================== Normal is a state of mind (if you have a mind) and the definition varies.
The general definiton of normal; whatever the fuck you want it to be.
My personal definition for normal; there is no normal.
What's normal for me, you may be wondering? This:
I am a figment of my own imagination. I do not really exist. Therefore, I have no impact on the world whatsoever. In fact, you're not even reading this right now. Since I don't exist, clearly, I cannot have written anything here, so you're pretty much just staring at a blank spot on the screen.
*deep breath*
However, since you might usually be wondering, "Hey, if this isn't here, then what am I reading?" then let me elaborate: The truth is, what you're truly seeing is the composition of a figment of a figment's imagination. Normally, this would disturb and confuse you, but, as I said, you're not really reading anything, so you're still in a calm state of mind. For now. Later, however, the thought of you simply sitting and reading nonexistent text will begin to gnaw at your mind, and you'll begin to think of what could have possibly caused such a confounding anomaly, and thus, I will exist in your mind, in which case, I, who am a figment of my own imagination, will then become a figment of your imagination, as well as the imagination of anyone who is reading this journal that does not actually exist, and I will actually exist in your mind, which will promptly drive you insane. That is, of course, if you have not lost your mind somewhere in this nonexistent journal.
The general definiton of normal; whatever the fuck you want it to be.
My personal definition for normal; there is no normal.
What's normal for me, you may be wondering? This:
I am a figment of my own imagination. I do not really exist. Therefore, I have no impact on the world whatsoever. In fact, you're not even reading this right now. Since I don't exist, clearly, I cannot have written anything here, so you're pretty much just staring at a blank spot on the screen.
*deep breath*
However, since you might usually be wondering, "Hey, if this isn't here, then what am I reading?" then let me elaborate: The truth is, what you're truly seeing is the composition of a figment of a figment's imagination. Normally, this would disturb and confuse you, but, as I said, you're not really reading anything, so you're still in a calm state of mind. For now. Later, however, the thought of you simply sitting and reading nonexistent text will begin to gnaw at your mind, and you'll begin to think of what could have possibly caused such a confounding anomaly, and thus, I will exist in your mind, in which case, I, who am a figment of my own imagination, will then become a figment of your imagination, as well as the imagination of anyone who is reading this journal that does not actually exist, and I will actually exist in your mind, which will promptly drive you insane. That is, of course, if you have not lost your mind somewhere in this nonexistent journal.
~GR
XP
~GR
*nuzzles back*
It's good bein' loved.
You're makin' me blush.
well then if your not real and we arent real, how can love be real, i know it is, so we are, so you are....i think
*hugs*
Congratulations, friend; you've just taken the first step to becoming invulnerable to logic problems.
*hugs*
And, on that note, goodnight!
*hugs*
*brain explodes*
I'll take your word for it.