It's almost impossible for me to give a crap about artist plugs and raffles and free shit...it's all just such annoying shit! So here we have another choice. Mosquito butt bite. Hmm choices, choices.

Choose to scratch my ass with your face! Cause butts are AWESOME!

Don't scratch it. Scratching mosquito bites only irritates them and makes them worse. Take it from a man who has spent most of his childhood as a mass of mosquito bites all over his legs, arms, neck...pretty much everywhere: do not f**king look for an itch to scratch if a mosquito bit you there.

*Uses a metal brush with lemon juice on it*