Nuh-uh! I'm the clevererest cub of them all! I'm gonna invent new things and win prizes when I grow up a little bit more! Just as soon as I finish learning how to get to the potty in time! ^.^
*gasp* You evil foxie! I'm clever enough to find your hiding place, though! Except when I need the potty, I don't really have much time to search before it's too late...
Meep!! *happily chases after you in a toddle-run, which is actually faster than you'd think when it's a rabbit doing it* *then gets distracted by some flowers* Ooo ... pretty and tasty looking ...
Oh Huh what? Oh you! Oh I'm gonna get ya! Rawr! *hops to his paws and and grabs a spare diaper.* And when I do you'll get this! *waves the diaper in the air and chases after you.*
Eep! *giggles and dodges* I'm super good at running fast, cause I don't wear big squishy waddly diapies! And I practice running a lot, cause sometimes I have to go potty and the potty's far away and I gotta run to get there in time, and... *forgets to look where he's running and bumps into a tree*
*giggles as you bump into the tree and wraps his arms around you. * Gotcha squirrely! There is no escape. Say bye bye Pull-Ups couse it's Diapee time! *grins mischievously*
Yay!!! *grabs a thing of baby powder and gives it a big puff. When the powder clears the squirrel is wearing just a diaper from the waist down* I have one momentary victory! Huzah! *snaps picture*
*Pouts and crosses arms* Two minutes and wither or not I take my diapee off is up in the air. And if a potty monster eats me I'm gonna be very unhappy.
Okay, so now you gotta run hide and I'll cover my eyes and count to a hundred! *covers eyes and really honestly truly seriously no-fooling doesn't peek* One two three four five six...
Eek, gotta hide! *runs a few paces, then stops* Wow, you can count all the way to a hundred! That's the biggest number ever! Eek, hide! *runs and dives under a bush, changes his mind, climbs up a tree, shakes his head because that's too obvious, comes down and gets under the bush again, trying not to giggle*
*fidgets* Wow, a hundred is a long time... maybe I oughta find a cleverer hiding place... ooh! Laundry basket! *spots a basket of clean clothes Mommy left by the washing line for just a minute, crawls out from under the bush, considerately shakes a little bit of the mud from his tail, and dives into the clothes* Heehee! ^.^
...eighty-nine, ninety, ninety-one, ninety-two, ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-niiiiiiiiiiine... a hundred!! Ready or not, here I come! *giggles and searches around for squirrels or clues to squirrel whereabouts* hmmmm...
*ears perk* Ooh, where did that come from...? *eyes focus on tracked mud* I'll figure this out... *crawls on all fours, the very picture of a fox stalking a squirrel* >:3
Aha! I heard a squirrel! *crawls toward where he heard the sound* *tails wagging making a loud crinkling; it's a good thing he's not trying to hide with that noise* Now where exactly... *sniff sniff*
If I stay quiet, he won't sniff me out... uh-oh, I think I wet a little bit, can foxies smell that? He's coming closer... Eeeeeeek! *squirrel instincts kick in and Zee-Zee leaps out of the basket, tripping over a loose shirt and scampering away, tail flowing behind him as he runs*
*chases after him for a few miles, then loses breath* Ohhhh... What to do? Where to go? How to get there? Wait! I know... *dives behind nearest bush, waits for Zee-Zee*
Not if I've got anything to say about this... *stealthily sneaks around bush, keeping a sharp eye out for a sign of Zee-Zee, but then does a double-take upon seeing the tip of his tail* Aha! *taps Zee-Zee on tail* GOTCHA! Now, you're it! *speeds away from him, faster than you can say "Kame-hame-HAAAA!"*
*flaps my wings* Oh wait I can na fly yet *giggles and chases* ^_^
Hmmm *Looks up at road sign and decides to switch which way the signs face to get you all confused as to which way to go*
You're not gettin' away that easy, Zeez'! (breaks into a run after him)