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12 years ago
I have a TON of yetzer comic ideas, but I'm gonna need some volunteers for the next one. I promise, yetz WILL deliver.
Anywho, I'm in search of puns. Snake puns. for example, "hey yetzer, need a... HAND" but not as lame. (See, cause snakes have no hands.) I'd like some folks to volunteer their characters, but only those with the best snake puns. I'll choose X amount of peeps, probably three, depending on how many good ones there are, who can dish out some unique and original funnies.
Those with the best puns are the ones that'll be featured in the next segment. Comment below with your puns!
Anywho, I'm in search of puns. Snake puns. for example, "hey yetzer, need a... HAND" but not as lame. (See, cause snakes have no hands.) I'd like some folks to volunteer their characters, but only those with the best snake puns. I'll choose X amount of peeps, probably three, depending on how many good ones there are, who can dish out some unique and original funnies.
Those with the best puns are the ones that'll be featured in the next segment. Comment below with your puns!
But for real, shoot for the moon, man. You never know=P
Here's what I thought of after reading this:
"Fangs for that!"
"Be careful with someone who speaks with a forked tongue, especially a snake."
"Come slither dear."
"Hasssta la visssta, snakey."
"Yetzer is a real snake in the grass."
"Ah, nuts. Coiled again."
"Hey Yetzer step it up!"
"Hey Yetzer, shake your hips."
"Yetzer, could you hold onto this for me?"
"You're so cute I could just squeeze you to death!"
"Give me a moment to just wrap my head around this. "
If I think of anymore, I'll post here.
Some old jokes:
"How do you measure a snake? In inches, because they don't have any feet."
A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you." "Why not?" asks the snake. The bartender says, "Because you can't hold your liquor..."
Boss " soo my Yetz what's you do last night "
Yetz " aww nothing , just hung out with my friend dace last night "
Boss " cool , cool .. soo did you eat em "
Rest of the scene is up to you for interpretation
My humor is sort of out there =P
Lookin' for some puns, tho. Got the scene all planned out, just need some one-liner dialogue. =P
*dumb*
Did you hear about the snake in the Amazon? It's a LONG story
My snake puns are hiss-terical
lame
:C
Are snakes that give up vore considered to be on the straight and narrow?
Shows up at the door.
"I heard you need someone to SNAKE your pipes?"
And then he actually does snake their sink or something.
"Walk thissss way~"
How? when I have legs and you don't?
"It was a figure of sssspeach! Ssssstupid!"
Well, say it don't ssspray it! (IDK, this was bad when I was typing it...)
A name meanssss nottthing on the battlefield, affffter a monttth no one hasss a name~
Hope you find what you're looking for. and if I think of any more I'll try to remember to let you know.