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STORY TIME FROM THE DEPTHS OF BASIC TRAINING!!
12 years ago
Gay bois together 5 ever
2014/03/18 
Hello all. It is bow story time once again. This one comes from Basic Training. So there we were fresh from firing our M-16s at the range on Ort Benning, Georgia. This day was relatively cool and windy as expected in Georgia in the winter months early in the year. Well, we were getting searched by a Drill Sergeant. This particular Drill Sergeant was pretty lax in comparison to the others. No pushing around while you're being checked for expended and unexpended rounds on your person. Just a pat down with all of your things in your PC (hat) on the ground in front if you. The procedure also calls for you to hold your weapon above your head while saying, "No brass, no ammo, Drill Sergeant!!" It was my platoon's turn to be checked and long after I had been searched, the Drill Sergeant makes his way to one of my best battle buddies and eventual roommate in AIT, Private S. I'm sure it's understandable if I protect the "innocent" by not disclosing his full name and keep it to abbreviations.
The Drill Sergeant begins his pat down of Private S. Whom has made it clear to our platoon in the barracks that he was a virgin and heterosexual (weird as I refer to them). <--- Epic foreshadowing. As the Drill Sergeant completed his pat down, he picked up Private S PC and his wallet fell out. What's more odd and really funny that a condom had riggled it's way out of the wallet. As soon as the condom was spotted, the Drill Sergeant looks at Private S and says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, PRIVATE!?!" Private S could only smile as he always does. He's a smiling buffoon. Great guy though.
He starts to blush as everyone in the platoon is laughing hysterically. Myself included. Some of the members of the platoon are asking him, "Why do you have a condom if you're a virgin?" Another question that was brought up was that, "Why did you bring a condom where the Basic Training is all male?" I was wondering this myself. I poke fun at him still about this whole experience. The shit that goes on in Basic. I highly suggest going. Maybe not for bettering yourself but for the laughs and the experience.
Take good care of yourselves fuzzies
PFC Kyle
The Drill Sergeant begins his pat down of Private S. Whom has made it clear to our platoon in the barracks that he was a virgin and heterosexual (weird as I refer to them). <--- Epic foreshadowing. As the Drill Sergeant completed his pat down, he picked up Private S PC and his wallet fell out. What's more odd and really funny that a condom had riggled it's way out of the wallet. As soon as the condom was spotted, the Drill Sergeant looks at Private S and says, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, PRIVATE!?!" Private S could only smile as he always does. He's a smiling buffoon. Great guy though.
He starts to blush as everyone in the platoon is laughing hysterically. Myself included. Some of the members of the platoon are asking him, "Why do you have a condom if you're a virgin?" Another question that was brought up was that, "Why did you bring a condom where the Basic Training is all male?" I was wondering this myself. I poke fun at him still about this whole experience. The shit that goes on in Basic. I highly suggest going. Maybe not for bettering yourself but for the laughs and the experience.
Take good care of yourselves fuzzies
PFC Kyle
of condoms*